Im DRUNK!

[#8]

im super drunk right now. just got back from watching the western hockey game. we won 4-2. drank a mickey at the game and ive already had 2 beers since. i feel pretty good. prolly gonna hit a bar soon.

word.

[BBbox]

hahaha thanks for the update

cant wait to hear about the trouble you get in at the bar

[#8]

nahhhhhhhhh B. no strip clubs tonight. im good.

[BBbox]

its just as easy to get in trouble at regular bars no?

I do recall you going on about how the ladies "flock" to you

[#8]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont tell the world. **** dude. bait out.

[BBbox]

dont tell the world girls flock to you or dont tell them that you dont have the ability to resist temptation?

you were the one bragging about it earlier not me dude!

[#8]

i have the ability. shut your dirty mouth.

[PdH]

Jersey, you still with that hot bitch or did you **** it up after a million and one chances? If you let her slip away you'd be better off as a faggot. Jersey the craigslist faggot. Heh, heh. :)

[BBbox]

^^ haha even if he hasnt by now he surely will soon!
Tiger cant change his stripes.

[#8]

^^ fail.

i got hammered drunk last night and im doing just fine. i dont feel good today though.

[PdH]

I'm sure you are....and arn't. What's her number? If I had a bitch like that I wouldn't be telling her about my stripper escapades.

[BBbox]

^^ lol if you had the girl maybe you shouldnt be having stripper escapades at all?

[BBbox]

also, i think we need a pic of the ripper to compare the two.....

and do tell us whos better to get dirty with... i imagine the peeler must be pretty excellent considering her experience lol

[PdH]

Honesty Bro, try the shoulder dislocation thing. It's done wonders for me, or as Wade would say in his faggoty voice, it's magical. If I ever hear you use that word you're open game. :)

I assume you're not too bright, so this relates to jerking it which I think will be your best friend for some time to come.

[kloan]

so it worked for you? i admit i've only used it a small handful of times now.. i keep forgetting to do it. has it actually made the pain go away completely so you can lift properly again? my shoulder is so bad right now i can barely do any shoulder exercises...

[daande]

What is the shoulder dislocation thing?

[PdH]

so it worked for you? i admit i've only used it a small handful of times now.. i keep forgetting to do it. has it actually made the pain go away completely so you can lift properly again? my shoulder is so bad right now i can barely do any shoulder exercises...

Pain is gone completely Bro. Keep at it daily, and try to put your arms closer together.

[kloan]

Pain is gone completely Bro. Keep at it daily, and try to put your arms closer together.

damn thats crazy.. ok, im gonna get on it then, no more excuses.

[PdH]

What is the shoulder dislocation thing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33P5AI27eiU

[daande]

thanks