plenty of fish

[daande]

So I started up my account again. What types of messages do you guys send girls?

[waderow]

So I started up my account again. What types of messages do you guys send girls?

I made a profile that got them to contact me. Then I knew they were serious.

[daande]

What kinda pics did you put up and what was the general message given in your profile that you wanted to get dirty? or date? or what?

[waderow]

5 pics, all with shirt on. tasteful, showing different aspects of life and body shots. I will admit to wearing a very thin clingy but loose fitting shirt to show muscles, but NO SHIRTLESS!

profile was long and well written about long term, about me, and about what I want.

[gicantor]

what are you looking for? date, long term? ****?

[daande]

what are you looking for? date, long term? ****?

Me and my buddies gang banging whores.

[ubcpower]

lol this is great

[daande]

lol this is great

I have a pic on there right now of just me with me shirt off and I just made the profile today. Three girls have msged me all whore looking in there pics. I also just went on some random guys profile and copied and pasted his about me LOL. This is gunna be jokes.

[waderow]

oh Daande.... you are everything good girls hate

[daande]

oh Daande.... you are everything good girls hate

Honestly, I am actually a really good guy to my gfs. Just right now I am not going to actively look for a gf if one comes along then she comes along. In the meantime however...Im gunna get it in.

[PdH]

Seems my prophecy came true. How bout that!

[daande]

Seems my prophecy came true. How bout that!

There is nothing wrong with trying to get some pussy when you dont have a gf.

[PdH]

There is nothing wrong with trying to get some pussy when you dont have a gf.

That's not my point and you know it.

[daande]

That's not my point and you know it.

What is your point then?

[natenator]

What is your point then?
That you feel the need to sleep around to feel better about yourself.

[PdH]

Doesn't matter daande. Carry on.

[daande]

That you feel the need to sleep around to feel better about yourself.

No I am on steroids and I need to bust a nut. Jerking off gets boring.

[natenator]

No I am on steroids and I need to bust a nut. Jerking off gets boring.
If you develop a temper with someone do you blame it on steroids too?

[PdH]

I honestly think you're a sociopath daande.

[daande]

If you develop a temper with someone do you blame it on steroids too?

I actually do not ever freak out on people. I am very laid back. I am the type of person that if a problem arises I would rather talk it through than to freak the **** out.

[daande]

I honestly think you're a sociopath daande.

Good.

[daande]

Anyways this is jokes....I ****ing told these girls my name is Durk.

[kloan]

Diggler?

[gmoney]

I also just went on some random guys profile and copied and pasted his about me LOL.


I honestly think you're a sociopath daande.

gold

[Durk]

rofl good times

[TraintoGain]

what do you guys think of putting up a picture of yourself and your car on there? superficial? what if it's a nice luxury brand and you worked your ass off for it? sending the wrong message?

[Felinecougar]

I"m on it. I have coffee with some of them. Some I have had 2-3 dates with. some I can't get rid of fast enough. One guy was planning our summer vacation, another was building me a garage next spring. One didn't like the idea of my x being a bodybuilder and one thought it was ok to sleep over at my house, despite what my teens would be ok with.

No do NOT put up nudes. Do put up pics showing full body even if your not an athlete and do close up head shots. Do be honest about your time spent at the gym. I am. I dated a guy who was a power lifter at 320 lbs..great guy. But I can't see us in bed.

"Good luck in your search" is a nice reply to someone you don't care for.

Do not set a coffee date and then chicken out.

Give them other options..friends, FWB or become their personal trainer in some of my cases.

IMO dating with out on line services would suck.

[monkey]

I put a profile up.. can't put my own pic ( work reasons) up so I used my brothers.. haven't been too succesful which I blame on my extraordinarily lame profile and my balding bro, lol

[daande]

I put a profile up.. can't put my own pic ( work reasons) up so I used my brothers.. haven't been too succesful which I blame on my extraordinarily lame profile and my balding bro, lol

Put a pic up of your body and blank ur face out...Just keep face shots private the whores will come.

[ubcpower]

so what are the updates Daande?

[waderow]

what do you guys think of putting up a picture of yourself and your car on there? superficial? what if it's a nice luxury brand and you worked your ass off for it? sending the wrong message?

makes you look like a douchebag.

[waderow]

I put a profile up.. can't put my own pic ( work reasons) up so I used my brothers.. haven't been too succesful which I blame on my extraordinarily lame profile and my balding bro, lol

work reasons? what are you? an UC cop?

[PdH]

work reasons? what are you? an UC cop?

Maybe he's a secret agent.

[daande]

so what are the updates Daande?

I got one girl who is willing to do a 3some with me and my buddy hahaha. We will see how that plays out.

[theboss]

I got one girl who is willing to do a 3some with me and my buddy hahaha. We will see how that plays out.

is she hot? i can be your friend for a day.....but no homo!

[daande]

is she hot? i can be your friend for a day.....but no homo!

I would rate her 7/10...I would say it would be worth a 30 minute drive to tag team her.

[Van Zan]

dont listen to them daande.

I approve what you are doing. You are young and need to get that stuff out of your system now. maybe you should start a poll on who approve and who do not.

[daande]

dont listen to them daande.

I approve what you are doing. You are young and need to get that stuff out of your system now. maybe you should start a poll on who approve and who do not.

ya good idea.

[PdH]

I would rate her 7/10

I think we should be the ones to decide that. :pstfu

[LonelyBedouin]

I think we should be the ones to decide that. :pstfu

Agreed, any chick on there willing to do a 3way cant be higher then a 5/10 and thats being generous lol

[waderow]

Agreed, any chick on there willing to do a 3way cant be higher then a 5/10 and thats being generous lol

agreed.... 4/10 and if she has a smoking hot body....perhaps 5...but they always seem to have bruises and dark spots.... extra brown anus, and often voluptuous vulva....

Post pics Daande... lets us judge

[Van Zan]

Agreed, any chick on there willing to do a 3way cant be higher then a 5/10 and thats being generous lol

not true.

[daande]

7/10 was being generous, im not gunna lie. Most likely a 5.5/10 being realistic.

[PdH]

7/10 was being generous, im not gunna lie. Most likely a 5.5/10 being realistic.

Well, you already lied about the 7/10 so how do we know you're not lieing about the 5.5/10? Post a pick and let us judge, or are you too embarrassed? :rofl

[LonelyBedouin]

not true.

Prove me wrong, although you really cant because how are you going to prove it. Post a pic of a model say you found on pof and gangbanged her?

Yea I found Carmen Electra on pof too me and my buddy tag teamed her last night :laugh

[monkey]

work reasons? what are you? an UC cop?

Well.. no. no cop lol..guess that sounded bit wrong, lol
Just work in an industry/company where people have "sticks up their ass.. " and I'd rather avoid the whole thing since I have to meet clients and all that B/S.
SO yeah, my own choice.. motivated my work .

[monkey]

agreed.... 4/10 and if she has a smoking hot body....perhaps 5...but they always seem to have bruises and dark spots.... extra brown anus, and often voluptuous vulva....

Post pics Daande... lets us judge


Being dirty and dumb has nothing to do with looks... I had a gagn bang with a hot girl and my bro.. she was hot ( 8/10 face being a bit off). Just dumb as shit and a major slut

[Devolishangel]

I'm on POF haha I've never had a date with a guy.. from there :/

[GYMBRAT]

I'm on POF haha I've never had a date with a guy.. from there :/

well whats takin ya?? ....:D

[Devolishangel]

Oh I lied btw well... wasnt a date i say! I met one person from there... it was pretty painfull hahahahahaha!!!!! first time he met me he made me cry...


It was a tattooartist
I have a tattoo on my side which is done by a butcher allot of scar tissue.. and he was making it better. I told him after 15 minutes to stop LOL LOL LOL so we went to his house watched a movie...and then he decieded to wanna get into my pants.. but eh! **** that I don't need a guy that just wanna have a quick ****... I left... hahaha..so i came online on msn the day after. the first thing is im goin to miami, i just wanna **** you come over tonight or do you think im ugly..I'm sorry man i'm not cheap you should do something better to get into my pants LOL Trust me I'm not the most difficult person. I like sex, I work in the sexbusiness.. I own hotlines,webcam sites and stuff.. But I'm not that cheap :p

[gregdoucette]

POF best site out there. If ur in shape show off thats the whole point. We gotta be realistic here and understand that all u can go buy is what the person looks like. Some girls will write to say show off or whatever but u can't please them all. Ive had superb success on that site. It sure as hell beats tryign to meet people at the bar. Im not single anymore.

[ubcpower]

POF best site out there. If ur in shape show off thats the whole point. We gotta be realistic here and understand that all u can go buy is what the person looks like. Some girls will write to say show off or whatever but u can't please them all. Ive had superb success on that site. It sure as hell beats tryign to meet people at the bar. Im not single anymore.

you just straight up meet up with them for coffee or something? whats the general protocol? im still skeptical about trying the site out. Being in education, as you know, it gets kind of lonely and somewhat hard to meet people if you run off to the gym after the school day and then get home late.

[L3]

dude i tried it....basically breaks down like this....

70% of the girls who msg you are not attractive,
15% never respond to your 2nd or 3rd emails back and forth,
10% of the girls you DO meet up with consider playing soccer in middle school as an "athletic" body type
5% must be the real deal but ive never met with any of them

girls who YOU message:
90% of time dont respond
10% of the time respond 1ce, but it leads nowhere



ive had much more success going on good looks alone in the real world, cause i have nooo game to speak of

[ubcpower]

i put my search settings on "THIN" only for bodytype.
Girls are delusional when it comes to what they consider "athletic"
Female NFL Linebacker= athletic body type according to them

[Ritch]

dude i tried it....basically breaks down like this....

70% of the girls who msg you are not attractive,
15% never respond to your 2nd or 3rd emails back and forth,
10% of the girls you DO meet up with consider playing soccer in middle school as an "athletic" body type
5% must be the real deal but ive never met with any of them

girls who YOU message:
90% of time dont respond
10% of the time respond 1ce, but it leads nowhere



ive had much more success going on good looks alone in the real world, cause i have nooo game to speak of

speaking of no game, that makes 2 of us. My game is so bad, that people think it`s my game to have no game. WTF?

[ubcpower]

speaking of no game, that makes 2 of us. My game is so bad, that people think it`s my game to have no game. WTF?

cant all be cheesesteaks

[Ritch]

cant all be cheesesteaks

For a second, I was thinking, what the hell is he refering to? Then it came to me...

[Danger]

POF is gold, if you cant get dates on there its probably because you are ugly in which case the bar is a better bet since the girls there might have had a few drinks before you show up.

If girls arent responding to your messages its probably because you are sending them the same lame boring bullshit as every other guy. Took me a month or two to get a hang of it but basicly I find that teasing a girl about something from pics/profile works great if you actually have a sense of humor. Also have Good pics, like Greg said show off a little it makes a big difference.

[L3]

ok superstar post the pics of some of the girls you've met up with and tapped

[gqgq]

i never used pof but from what i heard it's crap. the reason is there are wayyyy to many men chasing very few women. the best place to meet women is at the mall. dress nice, smell good and chat with women while you window shop. "hello" with a smile is the best pick up line

[ricky]

I think about 80% respond back if you say something better then...yo ur hot or let me see dem tits

[ubcpower]

Ive been talking to a real cute girl i met on POF.
She is a kindergarten teacher and seems really down to earth. She has tons of pics too so its not just the misleading "model" shot that are 10 years old before they had a kid and put on 50lbs of lard. Soon as I move back to my hometown after school we are going to meet up.

[Devolishangel]

I only get message of guys i really dont like or they show me their dicks right away :s

[GYMBRAT]

:shock:shock LOL

[Devolishangel]

I have no problems with dicks.. but i dont like guys that show me some forskin jogging while i can do it myself lol

[GYMBRAT]

LMAO ur a badass!

[Devolishangel]

Common Nothing more boring than some guy jerking off his little wiener and expects you to watch it and go for a coffee after... :p

[Devolishangel]

From: ABNF (View Profile) (View All Correspondence)
Subject: Something spontaneous... Sent Date: 6/4/2010 8:34:58 PM

Hey there...

I'm sure you're sick of all the mouth-breathers messaging with one-liners, so you'll be pleased to find no cheesy pick-up lines attached here lol

My gf and I are interested in exploring her fantasy of having a FFM. I felt that you might get along with us since you seem really fun and chill. Why is that important? Because for anything naughty to happen, the person has to be fun to be around in general.

She is 23, fun, funny, tall (5'9"), slim and good-looking. Been with a woman before, but has not lived out her fantasy of being with a woman and a guy at the same time.

Not playing games. I will definitely put you in touch with my gf too so you can see that we're for real before any meeting. We can host comfortably at my place in Toronto.

What we had in mind was to get together, hang out, have a few drinks and some food and just see how we all get along. The idea is that it should be fun even if nothing naughty happens. If we really hit it off, it doesn't have to be a one-time thing.

Hope to hear from you.

Avi



AHAHAAHAH COMMMMMMMMMMMMON!

[GYMBRAT]

thats awesome LOL

[Devolishangel]

hes ugly! and probalby his girlfriend too otherwise i would have done it 3somes are hot

[GYMBRAT]

sweet, their loss I spose huh haha

[Devolishangel]

Ofcourse.. you need to look pretty to get the dutch in the team lol

[natenator]

hes ugly! and probalby his girlfriend too otherwise i would have done it 3somes are hot
I think you need to come to Ottawa... lol

[GYMBRAT]

hell no Alberta ;)

[Devolishangel]

I think you need to come to Ottawa... lol

actualy I'm gonna go with canaday to ottawa do you wanna reserve some time lol

[natenator]

actualy I'm gonna go with canaday to ottawa do you wanna reserve some time lol
canada day or the canada day weekend? cause I'll be around for Canada Day but not the weekend of Canada day lol

[Devolishangel]

hahaha Im going for 5 days :D

[natenator]

Ottawa will be lucky to have you!

[Devolishangel]

Yeah Finaly some nice butcheeks in town eh :p

[natenator]

lol

Well I can't speak for yours as I've not seen them but Ottawa does have some pretty good ass floatin around hah

[Devolishangel]

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/8476/4610809.jpg


They love my buttcheeks LOLOLOL

[natenator]

I cant see it that well haha

[Devolishangel]

Ofcourse not :p Hahah:p :pthats the trick

[ubcpower]

ugh

[PdH]

Blargh.

[natenator]

ooph

[gregdoucette]

Update I am single me and POF girl broke up but trust me the girl was close to as hot as they come. I don't message anyone anymore I jsut keep my profile up and let the ladies write first. Girls tell me they get over 30 messages a day so how many even read them ur better off waiting for them to send pics and comment. I find lately that the girls with no pics are the best. They don't want everyone knowing they are on POF so they send u private messages attaching pics to only the guys they are really interested in. I only get about 1 message every 3 days and half are ugly but guess what the other half are great so I still think its the best thing going.

[ubcpower]

Update I am single me and POF girl broke up but trust me the girl was close to as hot as they come. I don't message anyone anymore I jsut keep my profile up and let the ladies write first. Girls tell me they get over 30 messages a day so how many even read them ur better off waiting for them to send pics and comment. I find lately that the girls with no pics are the best. They don't want everyone knowing they are on POF so they send u private messages attaching pics to only the guys they are really interested in. I only get about 1 message every 3 days and half are ugly but guess what the other half are great so I still think its the best thing going.

x2, my thoughts exactly

[R-Money]

I use www.gk2gk.com to pick up the ladies.

low self esteem a must. cutters a plus.

[ubcpower]

I use www.gk2gk.com to pick up the ladies.

low self esteem a must. cutters a plus.

this looks like a good place to cater towards my asian fetish