I found the secret to Being Huge

[marcules33]

Well after many years of hard training I've found the secret. It's been all around me all this time. All you have to do is at the end of your lift throw your weights down (the louder the noise the better) and get up and walk around like you are the biggest guy in the gym. It seems to be working for all the idiots at my gym. I really don't understand it. I have trained for a lot of years and never purposely thrown my weights (ok maybe once of twice when I was alot younger, haha) Yeah I've dropped them accidentally but every damn time you lift you have to throw your weights, heavy or not. I just don't get it. And Jesus Christ guys quit wearing that underarmour crap you look retarded out there. Please for all the other guys in the gym leave the tight clothes for the females. And thats another thing, what's with all the fat broads wearing the tightest possible clothes?? My guess is it can only be 2 possiblities. Either they were hot at one time and put some weight on over the years and lost or broke every mirror in the house and still think they look the same as they did 50lbs ago. Or the other reason is they have those funny mirrors from the circus/fair. They loose 20lbs no one has noticed a god damn thing and they look in those mirrors and they think they are hot now. One more thing I have to get off my chest, WRAPS wtf?? I have never used them and don't understand the guys that use them on every lift. Do you really need to wrap into db chest press?? what about pec dec?? Do you guys get up in the morning and wrap into your tooth brush to bruch your teeth?? Guys that's why your forearms are the size of my daughters and your grip strength is comparable to a 90 year old. Leave the wraps at home for housework, I hear the vaccuum is good to wrap into. Sorry guys for this rant but it's been driving me crazy for a number of years and I finnally vented. thanks

[champcar99]

hahahahaha...I just love those guys that spend their whole workout infront of the mirror, every exercise, piece of equipment they use is based on the location of the mirror "mirrormen"...Or those ****in idiots that sit on the equipment between sets.... like no one else needs to use it besides them and they sit there for like 5 mins between sets... (go ****in home)..also that flamming fag at my gym that wears half top spandex shirts and tights...in all the colours of the rainbow...lol..lol...you find all types at the gym...but we also get too see those hot little tighties and milfs running around for us in their tight fitting low cut workout clothes..YUMMY...

[marcules33]

If it wasn't for all the idiots and hotties I would have nothing to do during my cardio. haha

[faller]

Or those ****in idiots that sit on the equipment between sets....

I'm one of those ****in idiots, cause sure as shit the second my back is turned some dweeb in a spandex parks his ass there and sits on that piece of equipment, that i'm still useing,and doesn't move off between sets :D

[gustavo77]

I am with you on all of that except for the wraps. I use wraps for my heaviest sets while training back...i want to train my back not my forearms. Forearms are trained on arm day...:) But i do get you on guys wearing them for chest and shoulder exercises..what the f**k?? lol.

[bigdaddydrew123]

I am with you on all of that except for the wraps. I use wraps for my heaviest sets while training back...i want to train my back not my forearms. Forearms are trained on arm day...:) But i do get you on guys wearing them for chest and shoulder exercises..what the f**k?? lol.
me too i even use them for laterals , just cause i feel it in my shoulders better. ihate thse little brat wannabes that dont put the weights away, the ones they cant lift in the first place.and ya i hate guys in spandex and see through tight shirts, yuck. the only skin i wanna see is female. good rant.

[trykillthis]

Haha, I seen a guy wrapping up for his 30# dumbell curls a little while back, totally blew me away. Makes it really hard not to look at him like he's a retard. Especially hate the guys that sit on a machine and text in between sets. I'll wait till they go for a drink of water and then add a couple plates and start working out.

[bigdaddydrew123]

or how about guys who train their glutes, must be for their boyfriends pleasure

[gustavo77]

Especially hate the guys that sit on a machine and text in between sets. I'll wait till they go for a drink of water and then add a couple plates and start working out.

Right on...lmao!

[Houstonbc]

i cant stand the new trend of guys at my gym wearing lulu lemon pants theres absolutely no reason for a guy to be wearing pants like that! i can turn a blind eye to all the dudes with tightshirtitis but these tight spandex pants are completely ridiculous

[Durk]

2 inch bench press ftw

[cedric]

i can't stand when people train their legs in the gym. i mean. what'st he point? it's all about chest and biceps baby.

[Preacher]

I make sure I got the earphones pluged into my head the second I enter the gym, and try not to look around too often at the idiots in there. even when I forget my mp3 player I always have a spare set of headphones in my truck and plug them into my ear and my pocket....

[trykillthis]

even when I forget my mp3 player I always have a spare set of headphones in my truck and plug them into my ear and my pocket....

THats friggen priceless.

[BigWheel]

I make sure I got the earphones pluged into my head the second I enter the gym, and try not to look around too often at the idiots in there. even when I forget my mp3 player I always have a spare set of headphones in my truck and plug them into my ear and my pocket....

Thats funny, I dont know how many times the battery in ipod has died and I keep my headphones on just so people wont talk to me.

[Mr.Freeze]

Thats funny, I dont know how many times the battery in ipod has died and I keep my headphones on just so people wont talk to me.

the best!:D

[bigben]

The best I've seen was a guy wearing lifting straps while he spotted his buddy doing bench press. The guy pressing got the weight so off kilter that a 45 fell off one end, the idiot with his lifting straps wrapped around the bar (mr spotter) couldn't get them loose fast enough to catch the sliding plate, once a 45 fell off the low end, the severely unbalance load caused that end to rise quickly, dumping all the plates off the other end, which when full emptied sprung up owing to the 45 left on the other end. It was like something staged for the movies, or that dumb email joke about the guy with the barrel full of bricks and a pulley.

Then there was the dufus showing a newcomer how to do deadlifts. I watched him demonstate with a rounded back how to lift 225 lbs up off the floor, weight well forward of his shins. I had to say something about the odd positioning of the weight, to which he replied that owing to the weight being forward enough, you can't get hurt. Absolutely making no sense. Next thing I know, his buddy is screaming in pain, having injured his back.

[Mr.Freeze]

ok! two month ago i was looking at this guy with is under armour t-shrit with those black MECHANIC glove doing tricep push down with is mouth peace(boxing style) in his mouth! i was speechless:eek:

[faller]

ok! two month ago i was looking at this guy with is under armour t-shrit with those black MECHANIC glove doing tricep push down with is mouth peace(boxing style) in his mouth! i was speechless:eek:

LMAO!! Ok this one is new. Too funny!!

[KLM]

ok! two month ago i was looking at this guy with is under armour t-shrit with those black MECHANIC glove doing tricep push down with is mouth peace(boxing style) in his mouth! i was speechless:eek:

I think this dude goes to my gym :eek:

[mcgee]

I think this dude goes to my gym :eek:

take pictures :cool:

[waderow]

i am from a red neck alberta town, so lucky to not have any men wearing lululemon pants...thank god.
but the rest is alway there.

I will admit though, that i guard my machine or bench, etc. I may not sit on it, but i stand right there to recover, so some dumb **** doesnt grab it to do some invented new exercise that noone has ever seen before.

My latest petpeeve is those balls people use. You get guys standing on them to do trunk control and stabilizign exercises, and instead of taking their faggot little bouncy ball to the aerobic section where it belongs, they plant it right infront of the heavy dumbells or somthing. Wears on me a bit.

[waderow]

oh, yeah and the shadow boxers.

if you're a fighter. cool. good for you. I actually envy you a bit, but get the **** out of the weight section of the gym with your shadow boxing with your hoody and hood on. go to the aerobic section. i do not need fists flying any where near me when i am lifting, and especially on tren

[Mr.Freeze]

i think it would be good in those situation if i had my phone so i could film the guy or take pics to show you what type of big headed people are trainning at my gym.
you would piss in your pants:D

i got a nother one !
i almost scrap it out with this guy. The guy was doing squat and i needed the rack so i wait till he was finish, 10 minute passes and he never came back to the squat cage insted he was doing threadmill.So i jump on the cage and i take off is weight to put my amount! i start doing my set at that same the guy comes behind me and looks at me. so i just keep on squating with out paying attention to him.now that i finish my set, i rack the bar on the cage and turn around to look at the guy, he looking at me with an attitude and says ( Its because i was there before you and im not finish yet!)so i aske him, then why are you doing cardio for 10 min. he says its his technic! One set of weight tranning with 10 min.cardio in betwen them sets.so i let him did his last set.now every time i see this guy,i always say to my self i should beat the shit out of his smart ass.hes the type of guy who walks around with is t-shirt no sleeves doing chest and bicep all week long and never those legs cuz its too hard!!!:cool:

[KLM]

The balls blocking the weight racks make me insane. One chick in my gym constantly blocks the DB's with the hyper extension bench because she uses it to do abs by hooking her feet under the rack. Every single fawking day. You'd think she'd get the hint by now. Cardio/abs/cardio/abs...and she wonders why she looks the same 3 years later. Oh and did I mention she's a 'trainer?' :rolleyes:

I'd get pics of this and the mouth guard dude, but people carrying cell phones on the floor is another pet peeve of mine, LOL.

[Mr.Freeze]

exactly! thats why i said i wish i had my phone. no real bodybuilder should bring is phone on the trainning floor.same thing with TV their is no reason to put TV in gym.Any body who paid over 400$ for membership and look at TV in the gym as a big problem.Then they wonder why after two years of trainning they dont see result:mad:

[mcgee]

exactly! thats why i said i wish i had my phone. no real bodybuilder should bring is phone on the trainning floor.same thing with TV their is no reason to put TV in gym.Any body who paid over 400$ for membership and look at TV in the gym as a big problem.Then they wonder why after two years of trainning they dont see result:mad:

lol Very true, people who use there cell in the gym pisses me off. TV's are just a distraction as well. But some of these people u guys and gals describe sound hilarious/stupid:eek:

[faller]

One time there was this chick that was skipping, no biggy, except she would run/skip the lenghth of the gym. I look over at the people working behind the desk and they weren't doing a damn thing about it. So i said F**k this. I timed it so i new exactly where she was going to be and i just stepped in front of her. Ran right into me and she landed on her ass. At the top of my voice i said "watch where you're going", and continued with my workout..Haven't seen her around :)

[Houstonbc]

Right now is the worst time for goofs in the gym too every new year you seem to get the people with their "new years resolutions" in there. Man its nice to know I'm not the only one who has to deal with these types every day i train there seems to be another situation where people just have absolutely no "gym etiquette". There should be rules that people have read and follow before theyre allowed to sign up.

[trykillthis]

Just today I watched a girl beside me wrap in to a pair of 15# dumbells for curls. Friggen new year resolutionists.

[beserker]

Just today I watched a girl beside me wrap in to a pair of 15# dumbells for curls. Friggen new year resolutionists.


Ahahahahaha thats great :)

[cedric]

One time there was this chick that was skipping, no biggy, except she would run/skip the lenghth of the gym. I look over at the people working behind the desk and they weren't doing a damn thing about it. So i said F**k this. I timed it so i new exactly where she was going to be and i just stepped in front of her. Ran right into me and she landed on her ass. At the top of my voice i said "watch where you're going", and continued with my workout..Haven't seen her around :)

hahahha and that's where you got the name faller:)

[RJ*]

tonnes of angry people up in here

[Freebsd1977]

There's the reason I train at home, gyms are okay once you reach 22 inch biceps and tris and want to pick up a girlfriend. LOL

[beserker]

Well what i like to do these days is once im finished my 20lb dumbell curls is throw the weights onto the floor , put my arms in the air and yell at the top of my lungs " personal best " :D

[Freebsd1977]

Well what i like to do these days is once im finished my 20lb dumbell curls is throw the weights onto the floor , put my arms in the air and yell at the top of my lungs " personal best " :D

You're a funny guy!!!!! BRAVO!!!! LOL

[guest1]

I don't have a whole lot to add as all these idiots train at my gym as well . We have one idiot who wears sunglasses in the summer . Guys who wear gloves bug me . Be a man and build up some ****ing calluses . I've never once worn gloves and my hands do not tear or bleed . The next assface that uses blisters as an excuse is gonna get a punch in the back of the head . 90% of the people at my gym I'd like to kill .

[Freebsd1977]

I don't have a whole lot to add as all these idiots train at my gym as well . We have one idiot who wears sunglasses in the summer . Guys who wear gloves bug me . Be a man and build up some ****ing calluses . I've never once worn gloves and my hands do not tear or bleed . The next assface that uses blisters as an excuse is gonna get a punch in the back of the head . 90% of the people at my gym I'd like to kill .

Another case of 'roid rage ;-)

[guest1]

Another case of 'roid rage ;-)

Nope . Roids calm me down . It's not being on them that is the problem .

[KLM]

I don't have a whole lot to add as all these idiots train at my gym as well . We have one idiot who wears sunglasses in the summer . Guys who wear gloves bug me . Be a man and build up some ****ing calluses . I've never once worn gloves and my hands do not tear or bleed . The next assface that uses blisters as an excuse is gonna get a punch in the back of the head . 90% of the people at my gym I'd like to kill .

Yes, yes......

Most of the men and women at my gym need to join Curves. Seriously.

[champcar99]

I have seen it all, I was working out today and this big dude that just loves the ****in mirror was there also, I knoticed mirrorman has a big sweat goin on, but he wasn't really doing anything just bullshitting with people not working out hard, didnt think nothing of it till I knoticed he was ****in oily lookin,then my buddy comes up to me at the gym , he say's that ****in weirdo (mirrorman) just misted himself down in the can, OMFG...the dudes got oil on and he is misting himself ........ I cant stop laughing.....

[MIAGIONJUS]

Check out this video, anyone know ppl like this?? LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

[Donald]

I agree.

Donald
http://www.WimpNoMore.com

[MIAGIONJUS]

I agree.

Donald
http://www.WimpNoMore.com

wat are u agreeing to?... i dont get it

[Houstonbc]

man that video is priceless. ive seen it before but i just had to watch it again 3 times. my gym has tons of these 160lb punks "grunting when they get their swell on to show all the other dudes how jacked and tanned they seem to think they are" haha

[O-Train]

Lol. I love this thread. If you guys think working out around people like this is bad try working at a University Gym. It's like every other weight room except the average age is about 20. I'm surpised I havn't killed or seriously hurt anyone yet. Under Armour is almost the status quo and chances are if a guy has 15'' arms he isn't wearing sleeves lol... In all honestly I try to avoid watching a lot of people exercise because it makes me too upset.

My biggest pet peeve of all has to be the egos a lot of guys bring into the gym. It's been my long held belief that if your head is bigger than your muscles (regardless of how big you are) something is wrong.

[champcar99]

My biggest pet peeve of all has to be the egos a lot of guys bring into the gym. It's been my long held belief that if your head is bigger than your muscles (regardless of how big you are) something is wrong.

I agree 100 %

[trykillthis]

I don't know about UNI gyms but the YMCA I used to go to was pretty incredible. I learnt a new exercise every other day. Of course all the guys that think they got the cool new workout exercises, look like the before picture, never the after picture.