View Full Version : Greasy buthole(sorry, but need to ask)[
dremen
20-12-2009, 11:22 PM
So i've been trying to deal with this pain in the ass for 2 weeks now or since i dropped all orals(dbol/anavar or anadrol whatever it was)and nothing will get rid of this greasy bum problem.
I hate to ask, but has this happened to anyone else where there anus just seems to produce a sticky, colorless slime?
I've tried a few but creams and nothing seems to get rid of it.
Just wondering if there is something i can order to deal with this and if this might be prostate problem?
Thanks.
wtf. are you shitting out a "sticky colourless slime"?
how can it have "no colour"? i ass piss all the time but its due to junk food that eat in the school caf.
waderow
20-12-2009, 11:30 PM
either you have a loose anus and cum leakage from getting anally abused, or its from zero cal foods and drink and some artificial flavours.
its called anal leakage. Eat better and it will go away you ass leaker lol
ewwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaahahahahhahahahaha hahahahahhhhhhhahaha
treebuilder
20-12-2009, 11:39 PM
Shitty.. (no pun). The first time I have something to contribute and it is about leaky asses. Sugar alcohols found in protein bars can cause leaky ass.
Oh yeah.. be careful of the ones with peanuts and sugar alcohols. It will limit how deep you can squat..
dremen
20-12-2009, 11:57 PM
It's not from food as i eat very healthy or shakes as i only use a good iso protein besides diet has meen the same now for a few months.
I had this happen before say a week or so after the start of my cycle, but it just went away???
Im thinking maybe it's from tren or 1test.
Maybe i need to try a good anti-estrogen and anti-prolactin?
Any further thoughts that don't include jizz in my ass or fast food?;)
waderow
21-12-2009, 12:00 AM
are you injecting the tren or 1test in your anus?
juice555
21-12-2009, 12:01 AM
Since you put your cards on the table.
I've always wondered about this. When I am on cycle I get anal leakage too, but my sphincter is usually trap-door-tight.
Always wanted to ask this question myself.
nitrous
21-12-2009, 01:14 AM
you guys are on your own on this one lol
Thorgrim
21-12-2009, 01:33 AM
WTF?!.....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!..........
:popc2
monkey
21-12-2009, 02:28 AM
Hahahahaha...
jacked_to_the_nine
21-12-2009, 05:00 AM
you guys are on your own on this one lol
maybe they should get together and chat about it hahahahaha!
Solo59
21-12-2009, 05:26 AM
Test causes sexual excitement. Some guys get erections; others get a naturally lubed ass. Guess you have to take it as comes.
Solo
dremen
21-12-2009, 08:39 AM
Most of you guys are a bunch of ****ing kids:mad:
See this is what sucks about this site, you can't even ask a serious question without having all the retard kids pop up and just make silly jokes.
I think you need one of those roughage blitzes dremen.
theboss
21-12-2009, 09:08 AM
i know when i take in too many shakes with oatmeal ground up i sometimes get the shits,.....but no leakage here, just wondering if posting your diet may help someone diagnose the problem...
Ritch
21-12-2009, 10:57 AM
Most of you guys are a bunch of ****ing kids:mad:
See this is what sucks about this site, you can't even ask a serious question without having all the retard kids pop up and just make silly jokes.
C`mon dude, you must have known there would be some ball busting replies here... You may get your answer but for sure, there`s gonna be a few laughs along the way. And don`t forget, the kind of answers you`ve been getting here, is not necessarily a bad thing! If nobody gave a shit about you or your question, they simply would not reply.
As far as your problem, I don`t really know why. The only time I can think of something like that happening to me is if I`m in a hurry and don`t rinse off properly in the shower as I don`t have one of those phone head showers you can aim directly at your ass... So if soap isn`t properly rinsed then later when your dressed and sweat a little you may think there`s "liquid" there. That`s all I`ve got for you bro! Try and give your fart hole a nice rinse before you leave the showver and let me know how that goes.
vakker
21-12-2009, 11:19 AM
jesus, take it to OT if you refuse to get a blog.
jsv22
21-12-2009, 12:07 PM
Most of you guys are a bunch of ****ing kids:mad:
See this is what sucks about this site, you can't even ask a serious question without having all the retard kids pop up and just make silly jokes.
is it fat coming out ? maybe your having a probelm digesting them?
have you changed your diet at all coincidently?
are you eating no fat, or low fat chips that contain olestra?
seems kinda ****ed up, maybe you should get some tests done at the docs...
waderow
21-12-2009, 12:14 PM
should we have a poll to see what CBB thinks is wrong with Dremens ass?
C-money
21-12-2009, 12:48 PM
I think its either too much artificial sweetners or too much fiber.. i get this sometimes after a big refeed day when i eat lots of oats
musclehead123
21-12-2009, 01:42 PM
Is it a mucus? If so it might lead to more problems.
agingtechie
21-12-2009, 01:54 PM
Get a check up. This can be a symptom some food intolerance or IBS or early Ulcerative Colitis.
gsxr750
21-12-2009, 03:13 PM
creampie?
LOL
Solo59
21-12-2009, 04:16 PM
Most of you guys are a bunch of ****ing kids:mad:
See this is what sucks about this site, you can't even ask a serious question without having all the retard kids pop up and just make silly jokes.
You reap what you sow, dremen.
Solo
Jmany
21-12-2009, 04:33 PM
lol the joke comment, well a question like this is something i would probably ask my doctor, not necessarily a message board...
good luck on your hunt for the problem though dude
kg2105
21-12-2009, 04:50 PM
hahah what the **** , get a butt plug
i thought it was healthy to have a bit of mucus when you crap but it shouldnt be constant leakage.....I'm still having trouble wrapping my noggin around this one....is it just a bit of cream around the rim or are you getting fluid leaking out into your underoos all day?
ubcpower
21-12-2009, 06:23 PM
i thought it was healthy to have a bit of mucus when you crap but it shouldnt be constant leakage.....I'm still having trouble wrapping my noggin around this one....is it just a bit of cream around the rim or are you getting fluid leaking out into your underoos all day?
ya i believe we'd all benefit from a clear picture from various angles
monkey
21-12-2009, 09:37 PM
ya i believe we'd all benefit from a clear picture from various angles
BARF!!! I doubt ANYBODY wants to see Dremen's ass or its contents, lol
Mr Ontario
21-12-2009, 09:40 PM
Yup!
Get a check up. This can be a symptom some food intolerance or IBS or early Ulcerative Colitis.
daande
22-12-2009, 11:07 AM
I don't think anyone here should be ****ing making stupid comments. He is asking a serious question. Dremen I have no idea about this one though have you tried searching the internet?
ubcpower
22-12-2009, 01:07 PM
I don't think anyone here should be ****ing making stupid comments. He is asking a serious question. Dremen I have no idea about this one though have you tried searching the internet?
Really though, why leave what could be potentially a serious medical issue up to a bunch of unqualified bodybuilders on the internet? If he is looking for a serious diagnosis he should go to a doctor... i would if i had that problem
waderow
22-12-2009, 01:35 PM
precisely. In my medical opinion, Dremen got ass ****ed by a guy with a 10inch cock.
If it didn't happen to him willingly, that could explain the sphincter being loose, thus causing the semen deposits to leak out of his loose anus.
If it did happen to him willingly, perhaps he has taken more than just cocks, and is one of those pickle jar, or 2L coke guys we see on the internet. This too in my medical opinion could cause semen leakage out of his anus.
I prescribe:
No anal sex for 6 weeks
No foreign object insertion for 8 weeks
2 enemas
pantyliners until leakage subsides
MuSuLPhReAk
22-12-2009, 01:40 PM
And this thread has gone as far as it could.
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