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physique
07-02-2008, 07:51 PM
Has this country gone nuts....

Scary how true this is........




1967 vs. 2007


Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls
into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's
shotgun. He goes to his own car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2007 - School goes into lock-down, and FBI is
called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truc k or g un
again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

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Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after
school.

1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake
hands and end up best friends.

2007 - Police called. SWAT team arrives. Johnny and
Mark are arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even
though Johnny started it.



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Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts
other students.

1967 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good
paddling by the Principal. He returns to class, sits still, and does not
disrupt class again.

2007 - Jeffrey is diagnosed with A. D. D. and given
huge doses of Ritalin. Be comes a zombie. School gets extra money from
State because Jeffrey has a learning disability.


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Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car
and his dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up
normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse.
Billy is placed in foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist
convinces Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself, and
their dad goes to prison. Billy's Mom has affair with psychologist.



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Scenario: Mar k has a headache and brings some aspirin
to school.

1967 - Mark takes aspirin in lunchroom and headache
goes away.

2007 - Police called. Mark is expelled from school
for drug violations. Car is searched for drugs and weapons.


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Scenario: Pedro fails English in high school.

1967 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English,
goes to college.

2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state.
Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as
a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit
against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned
from core curriculum. Pedro is given a diploma anyway but ends up mowing
lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.



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Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from
4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a fire
ant hill.

1967 - Ants die.

2007 - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms,
Homeland Security, and FBI called. Johnny is charged with domestic
terrorism. The FBI investigates parents; siblings are removed from home;
computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad goes on Terror Watch List and is
never allowed to fly again.



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Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and
scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher who hugs him to
comfort him.

1967 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes
on playing.

2007 - Teacher is accused of being a sexual predator
and loses her job. She faces three years in state prison. Johnny
undergoes five years of therapy .

AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY THIS COUNTRY IS SUCH A MESS ...
DUHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

faller
07-02-2008, 10:14 PM
http://dmiessler.com/blog/that-was-then-this-is-now

bigben
08-02-2008, 12:11 PM
That's great.

bigben
08-02-2008, 12:15 PM
I liked this one:

Scenario: Curtis makes rap song about shooting “bitches” 1957: Music is never sold, no one likes him. 2007: America’s Youth loves the song becomes popular. Curtis becomes millionaire and forgets his past. Youth of America emulates his past actions. Curtis then speaks out against file sharing even though he stole in his youth. Curtis changes name to 50 Cent. Someone with out a similar background(Eminem) tries to do the same as Curtis and becomes just as popular. No one knows what the hell they are saying in their music.

champcar99
08-02-2008, 12:42 PM
You can be thankful that we live in Canada...We dont even have a tenth of the shit that goes down there in the states ..Emergency rooms in inner cities see gunshot victims on a daily basis and usually more then 1 on any givin day...

Bowlcut
08-02-2008, 05:08 PM
We have seen these hypothetical BS glossed over misconceived notions of the past before.