ergie
11-12-2006, 04:43 PM
I found this on another forum and thought it was good for a few laughs so I figured I'd post it here
Adventure Man - he's amazingly strong (squats 4 plates a side with great form) and I love watching him workout...rumor has it that he competes in adventure races, hence the name 'adventure man'
Protan Man - this dude is always so tanned that he looks like he's fully protanned
Then there was 'blue shirt gym guy' - he wears different shirts but they are always blue...I now know his real name though, lol.
Shupak - this guy is always listening to music and rapping/dancing along to it...and constantly checking himself out in the mirror. His name pays tribute to his wanna be tupac style but also means 'a**hole' in another language, lol.
Ignore Man - this dude OBVIOUSLY knows that you are standing there waiting for the piece of equipment he's using but pretends he doesn't see you so you don't work in with him!
ILS man, imaginary lat syndrome.
EGO man, we have a couple in this gym. i am surprised on guy can fit thru the door.
stringer tank top guy, always wears a tank top, even if its snowing outside
Trailer park boy- guy that always wears a wife beater to the gym
Natural Juicer- the guy that says hes natural but he is way to big and does way to much cardio not to juice
sleeve monster- people who go to the gym with no sleeves have had there sleeves stolen by the "sleeve monster"
Otomix man- he is 5ft10 135lbs and wears pit-stained,stretched white Ts,random pants and RED Otomix booties.
Ballsack- This foo-foo wears the tiniest,loose shorts all the time=creepy.
OldSkoolJuice-head- This guy wears denim cutoffs, work boots,lumberjack shirts and has one of those headgear things u attach weights to...one of those that thinks he the best shit in the place.
Fratboy- Always REEKS of beer/booze in his sweat.
Captain How-U-Doin: Trains with WAY too much weight, and justifies his quarter-repping to the LADIES he asks for a spot saying it's a new methodology designed to avoid injury.
Adventure Man - he's amazingly strong (squats 4 plates a side with great form) and I love watching him workout...rumor has it that he competes in adventure races, hence the name 'adventure man'
Protan Man - this dude is always so tanned that he looks like he's fully protanned
Then there was 'blue shirt gym guy' - he wears different shirts but they are always blue...I now know his real name though, lol.
Shupak - this guy is always listening to music and rapping/dancing along to it...and constantly checking himself out in the mirror. His name pays tribute to his wanna be tupac style but also means 'a**hole' in another language, lol.
Ignore Man - this dude OBVIOUSLY knows that you are standing there waiting for the piece of equipment he's using but pretends he doesn't see you so you don't work in with him!
ILS man, imaginary lat syndrome.
EGO man, we have a couple in this gym. i am surprised on guy can fit thru the door.
stringer tank top guy, always wears a tank top, even if its snowing outside
Trailer park boy- guy that always wears a wife beater to the gym
Natural Juicer- the guy that says hes natural but he is way to big and does way to much cardio not to juice
sleeve monster- people who go to the gym with no sleeves have had there sleeves stolen by the "sleeve monster"
Otomix man- he is 5ft10 135lbs and wears pit-stained,stretched white Ts,random pants and RED Otomix booties.
Ballsack- This foo-foo wears the tiniest,loose shorts all the time=creepy.
OldSkoolJuice-head- This guy wears denim cutoffs, work boots,lumberjack shirts and has one of those headgear things u attach weights to...one of those that thinks he the best shit in the place.
Fratboy- Always REEKS of beer/booze in his sweat.
Captain How-U-Doin: Trains with WAY too much weight, and justifies his quarter-repping to the LADIES he asks for a spot saying it's a new methodology designed to avoid injury.