Date of my life

[monkey]

This happened 2 weeks ago.. but certain events led me to writing this today.( nothing too crazy tho..)


A given Saturday:
Me and two friends go a an Irish bar... 2 drinks turn into ten (..)
We all had an amazing time, and my buddy grabs the hat off some somewhat ugly asian chick. They talk, I start talking to her friend.
I am piss drunk, only remember her tits, the fact that she is loaded and kept buying me drinks. SHe held my hand , I remember that too.

She wants to give me a ride home, her friend invites me and my buddy to stay at their place.. (..)
dont ask we what the **** happened, and why this happened, but instead of banging here. I somehow make it home and wake up with my clothes on and a half eaten slice of pizza beside me

.. Ah well, I call her a day later and start wondering..

WTF did she look like???
Ask my fried: He doesnt remember shit
My other buddy, cant remember what she looks like..


We finally go on a date...
I sit down, and who is this?? A fat, semi ugly girl with bad make up, bad clothing and jewellery taste..
Ok, she better have a good personality>>

she says " I am shy and have trouble speaking to strangers"!!!!!!
So we sit there, look at each other...I start drinking and talking ( like an asshole.. I just wanted to leave..)..

She says, I am hungry:
I say: MCDonald ( jokingly)
She says: Yes, Id love that!!

We go to Mcdonald.. SHe eats two big macs... 'So what you wanna do??
Please bring me home I say..


Text next day: I had such a great time with you (...) when can I see you again..

I tried my hardest **** it up and she still want to see me?? Bimbo

[waderow]

lesson 1:

get them to text you pics or look at their facebook

[JifeLacket]

OWNED

[gicantor]

^^^hahaha

[daande]

Don't worry... its a good story who cares. Ive ****ed some pretty hurting girls when times are tough hahaha

[monkey]

lesson 1:

get them to text you pics or look at their facebook


I didnt want to admit that I barely remembered her.. yes, lesson learned, lol

[monkey]

Don't worry... its a good story who cares. Ive ****ed some pretty hurting girls when times are tough hahaha

Yeah, this was one of those dates where I was pretty much scared anybody I know is going to see me... I am not hearing the end of it from one of my friends who did see miss piggy

[kloan]

bwahaha... i feel for ya man. reminds me of this one night i was bumpin n grindin with this one chick on the dance floor (way back when i used to hit the clubs) and she was there with her piggy friend (seriously, not attractive AT ALL).. piggy slowly works her way over and starts gettin in on the action.. sandwiched between the two girls.. i wanted to bang this one chick so i just played along cuz i didnt want to hurt her friends feelings thereby possibly ruining my chances with this chick... but then suddenly the good lookin one disappears and its just me and this ****ing pig on the dance floor and she's gettin up all in it with me... felt like a ****ing tool... it was just me and her out there on the dancefloor.. as if everyone was giving us our space (her space mostly).. ****ing embarrassing. soon as i saw the other chick was gone i bailed in a hurry. turns out the chick i was interested in had a b/f anyway. stupid night.

so dont feel so bad... some of us have had our share of shitty luck with the piggies sneaking their way into our existence.

[gsxr750]

What? She didn't eat the whole piece of pizza?!

[monkey]

What? She didn't eat the whole piece of pizza?!


LOL.. I am pretty happy she didn't eat me that night.. Dam, I am happy I had some kinda unexplained common sense left and didn't have her "drive" me home etc..
She is a pastry chef by the way.. classy

[monkey]

Should have introduced Piggy to Cheesesteak