Jonny joke

[physique]

It is near the Christmas break of the school
year. The students have turned in all their work
and there is really nothing more to do. All the
children are restless and the teacher decides to
have an early dismissal..


Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions
I ask, first and correctly can leave early
today."


Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I
want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer
the question."


Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and
Seven Years Ago'?"


Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie
says, "Abraham Lincoln."


Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can
go home."


Johnny is mad that Susie answered the
question first.


Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a
Dream'?"


Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary
says, "Martin Luther King."


Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can
go."


Johnny is even madder than
before.


Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your
country can do for you'?"


Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy
says, "John F. Kennedy."


Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may
also leave."


Johnny is boiling mad that he has not
been able to answer to any of the questions.


When the teacher turns her back Johnny
says, "I wish these bitches would keep their
mouths shut!"


The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID
THAT?"





JOHNNY: TIGER WOODS, CAN I GO
NOW?