Looking for a girlfriend [Archive] - CANADA BODYBUILDING

daande

11-12-2009, 02:49 AM

Requirements:

-smart
-pretty
-easy to talk to
-ambitious (goals and dreams)
-40k+ a year or in school
-nice
-likes getting dirty
-must enjoy my family
-must have a semi normal family
-Age (20-26)

Please submit your resume and cover letter to my private message inbox.

P.S. This is not a joke.

ubcpower

11-12-2009, 10:06 AM

lol, i like how you casually slotted in "likes getting dirty" towards the middle of your list.....its an obv priority ;)

waderow

11-12-2009, 10:09 AM

I would have added :

-isn't apprehensive about anal penetration or rimming

pseclint

11-12-2009, 10:41 AM

holy shit welcome to every guys list........ as soon as you get 3 of those 30 things checked off in a woman lock her down because its impossible to find a decent broad

waderow

11-12-2009, 10:47 AM

I had one of those once, but instead of 40k she make 100k.

what Daande is missing also from his list is "not on meds" and "no psychological problems"

pseclint

11-12-2009, 10:49 AM

I had one of those once, but instead of 40k she make 100k.

what Daande is missing also from his list is "not on meds" and "no psychological problems"

They all have psychological problems, the key is to find the less crazy one or work out of town

PdH

11-12-2009, 11:33 AM

If you can find one that you can live with the worst thing about her you're doing well.

BBbox

11-12-2009, 12:23 PM

i would add
-must be skinny with perky boobs and butt

Redz

11-12-2009, 12:28 PM

I think you need to add open minded too...like to the fact you use steroids.

waderow

11-12-2009, 12:31 PM

and add: only takes cute little rabbit terds...not big steamers...and doesnt fart

kidmode

11-12-2009, 12:47 PM

and add: only takes cute little rabbit terds...not big steamers...and doesnt fart

lol, i gotta spread rep around before I can give to you again

Chunk

11-12-2009, 12:49 PM

you left out mouth like a vacuum!

waderow

11-12-2009, 12:53 PM

add: must have small to moderate sized labia minora and clitoris

pseclint

11-12-2009, 12:53 PM

you left out, likes to cook clean and let you bang her best friend

waderow

11-12-2009, 12:53 PM

you left out, likes to cook clean and let you bang her best friend

that would be sweet....and younger sister too

JacktheThriller

11-12-2009, 01:05 PM

isnt this the same guy that got a handjob and then she called rapist on him

11-12-2009, 01:49 PM

come on guys.. he already said its NOT a joke

PdH

11-12-2009, 01:52 PM

You forgot three feet tall with a flat head.

tex

11-12-2009, 02:55 PM

bonus points if she would consider havin her ass prolapsed every now and then....

daande

11-12-2009, 03:01 PM

lol

ab_chic25

12-12-2009, 12:03 AM

lol this thread just made my night................lol hope your search goes well lol

daande

12-12-2009, 12:08 AM

lol this thread just made my night................lol hope your search goes well lol

You better apply soon...lots of woman already have submitted applications!

ab_chic25

12-12-2009, 12:16 AM

sorry buddy but to be honest I am not looking for a bf........................... and yes i am single and might sound like a "slut" or you all might think I am one for saying this but

I DO NOT WANT THE EFFING HEADACHE OF DATING, I RATHER HAVE MY "CAKE" AND EAT IT TOO. I dont want to have to tell someone who, where, what and how I am doing anything. Plus to be honest who wants to date some who is going to laid up for almost three months??? That is if my kidney matches my fathers, so really....................Bring on the "cake" lmfao

gsxr750

12-12-2009, 12:31 AM

When will you be holding the tryouts

Durk

12-12-2009, 12:53 AM

What are your feelings on multiple cakes at one time?

In before the lock!

ab_chic25

12-12-2009, 12:55 AM

hmmmmmmm many cakes at once??? hmmmmmmm not going to anwser that on here lol.

Durk

12-12-2009, 01:00 AM

How about taking a trip to Ont. for a CBB reunion?

gsxr750

12-12-2009, 01:01 AM

Laid up for 3 months? We better get started.

ab_chic25

12-12-2009, 01:02 AM

my feelings or daandes feelings lol
mine would be well I do have family back there I should visit someday lmao

gsxr750

12-12-2009, 01:05 AM

Do you prefer an aisle or window seat?

Durk

12-12-2009, 01:08 AM

This thread seems to be full of very accomodating tour guides.

ab_chic25

12-12-2009, 01:11 AM

doesnt matter cause I take pills to make me sleep, I get sick traveling and hate heights lol

so one could also say, why would I mess with anyone from CBB......... I mean hey you could be great guys but sadly if you act the way you reply to some threads, wow no wonder half of you are still out looking lol.

Before anyone can say well your still single..................its my choice and I LOVE it. :fb:a+:ne

Durk

12-12-2009, 01:23 AM

Rofl this thread made my night. Time for sleep/

faller

12-12-2009, 01:41 AM

I mean hey you could be great guys but sadly if you act the way you reply to some threads, wow no wonder half of you are still out looking lol.

Lol, a green worthy sentence.

Chunk

12-12-2009, 01:57 AM

so one could also say, why would I mess with anyone from CBB......... I mean hey you could be great guys but sadly if you act the way you reply to some threads, wow no wonder half of you are still out looking lol.

the other half are just lucky enough to have found someone who will tolerate us! :P

daande

12-12-2009, 03:06 AM

I dont want to have to tell someone who, where, what and how I am doing anything.

You sound like my ex girlfriend there. Even though id just ask her in conversation after she went out who she went out with and what they did...Just to make conversation lol.

ab_chic25

12-12-2009, 03:16 AM

You sound like my ex girlfriend there. Even though id just ask her in conversation after she went out who she went out with and what they did...Just to make conversation lol.

lol well I dont get pissed off when asked. I mean if its just in convo or something I would be nice about answering. But be able to answer it yourself lol.

BBbox

12-12-2009, 10:38 AM

I DO NOT WANT THE EFFING HEADACHE OF DATING, I RATHER HAVE MY "CAKE" AND EAT IT TOO. I dont want to have to tell someone who, where, what and how I am doing anything.

If youre in a trusting relationship then this shouldnt be happening.... generally only have to "answer" to a signif other if youve somehow broken the trust

natenator

12-12-2009, 11:47 AM

If youre in a trusting relationship then this shouldnt be happening.... generally only have to "answer" to a signif other if youve somehow broken the trust
Not true.

BBbox

12-12-2009, 12:20 PM

ab_chic25

12-12-2009, 06:41 PM

^^ well, of course you cant just do your own thing all the time, but in a trusting relationship generally you can just say something like "im going to the bar with some friends" and your partner should be cool.... no trust is becomes a grill session about which bar, with who, how long, how much are you drinking, how are you getting home etc etc

but see isnt that what happens most of the time???? I honestly would love it if the person I chose to be with said "hey mind if I tag along??" and not what, where, when, who??? Or would just say "have a goodtime babe". As thats what I would say, unless of course there was a ex-partner going along, lol.

daande

13-12-2009, 04:13 AM

but see isnt that what happens most of the time???? I honestly would love it if the person I chose to be with said "hey mind if I tag along??" and not what, where, when, who??? Or would just say "have a goodtime babe". As thats what I would say, unless of course there was a ex-partner going along, lol.

yo next time ur in ontario wanna come party?

megwell

13-12-2009, 11:56 AM

from the outside looking in...........before commenting on going out to bars ect...explaining yourself ect...
how old are you guys complaining? 20-25, 26-30, 31-35?
i'm 40.........i'm not into any type of games..........
I believe in respect, and i also believe in relationships should be transparent.
If i was going out i would inform the partner ahead of time who what where and how long ect........that builds trust.
I don't have the time of day for evasive personality types........if someone has an issue coming forward, or if i'm made to feel guilty for asking...........
forget it.....not worth my time

MMASTAR

13-12-2009, 11:58 AM

yo next time ur in ontario wanna come party?

sweet pick up line big guy... looks like this thread may work out for u...lol

fitnurss

13-12-2009, 01:16 PM

ya good luck with that.
Sounds much like my log on another board.

champcar99

13-12-2009, 01:42 PM

sorry buddy but to be honest I am not looking for a bf........................... and yes i am single and might sound like a "slut" or you all might think I am one for saying this but

I DO NOT WANT THE EFFING HEADACHE OF DATING, I RATHER HAVE MY "CAKE" AND EAT IT TOO. I dont want to have to tell someone who, where, what and how I am doing anything.

this is the type of lady that gets A+ from me..Most ladies want to know everything.. I have no time for that shit..

ab_chic25

13-12-2009, 05:15 PM

yo next time ur in ontario wanna come party?

well if your ever in Edmonton, look me up :D

cog

13-12-2009, 08:50 PM

You forgot three feet tall with a flat head.

You forgot about big ears!

ab_chic25

14-12-2009, 02:05 AM

lol that three foot tall with a flat head,i know where you can get one cheap..................................they are called the perfect date, a blow up 3ft tall woman with a beer holder on the top of her head, lmao.............whats you addy I can send you one for christmas :D:D:D

troy_trinity

18-12-2009, 07:05 PM

Requirements:

-smart

I stopped reading after I read this.

that first requirement is too high- srsly good luck.

gregdoucette

18-12-2009, 07:49 PM

People who don't want a relationship have simply not matured enough to realize the benefits of a good relationship or have never had a good partner to see who good a relationship can be. Until uve met the right person u might think being out of a relationship is better but once u find the right girl like I have you would not want it any other way.