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CanadianIron
08-12-2009, 02:26 AM
....women liked sex as much as men...

Men would be satisfied, they wouldn't cheat as much and women would be less bitchy. So annoying. That is all.

grader
08-12-2009, 02:40 AM
ha i guess im one of the lucky ones. im running test right now and on our weekends together we hardly leave the bedroom and she still wants more.

is this post out of frustration lol?

CanadianIron
08-12-2009, 02:45 AM
Obviously... One reason not to get marries....

She thinks every other day is fine... Hah!

tiramisu
08-12-2009, 02:50 AM
every other day? You clearly haven't been married that long.

juced_porkchop
08-12-2009, 05:33 AM
every other day? would be nice lol but when its done, ITS DONE WELL!!!! so w/e

cog
08-12-2009, 06:15 AM
You could move to the ME and marry a couple of wives CI.....I don't know if you must convert to the Muslim faith though....:)

faller
08-12-2009, 07:34 AM
Well you have to make it good for her and than she'll want more, duh.

mandarb11
08-12-2009, 08:14 AM
Women in a relationship get somewhat bored, same as men, but for them the desire for sex is different. Look at how they act in the first 6 months of a relationship, the want it as much as we do. So start doing things that you did in the first part of your relationship, and she will start to reciprocate!

guest
08-12-2009, 08:30 AM
Well you have to make it good for her and than she'll want more, duh.

b i n g o.

countrychic
08-12-2009, 08:48 AM
[QUOTE=CanadianIron;327304]....women liked sex as much as men...

QUOTE]

some women do :D

ironwill
08-12-2009, 08:51 AM
^^^^beat me to it, i can hardly gain weight....Faller and bana have words of wisdom......:)

Talo
08-12-2009, 09:13 AM
I've been married 9 years now and I'm still getting it on average 4 times a week.

_Ragnar_
08-12-2009, 09:24 AM
i can count on one hand the number of times my wife has said no.

faller
08-12-2009, 09:51 AM
i can count on one hand the number of times my wife has said no.

I think i've said No more often than my wife has.... And than along came HRT!!!:D

_Ragnar_
08-12-2009, 10:01 AM
I think i've said No more often than my wife has.... And than along came HRT!!!:D

Exactly. I am sure I will be a HRT candidate some day.

BBbox
08-12-2009, 10:06 AM
I dont think it would stop men from cheating either... If youre going to cheat, youre going to cheat no matter how much youre getting from your wife/gf

BBbox
08-12-2009, 10:10 AM
Also agree with the comment that women get bored too... If youre getting less than you used to, maybe its time to spice things up... buy he an outfit, get a new toy, tie her up... anything thats different usually helps when things start to slow down

C-money
08-12-2009, 10:16 AM
....women liked sex as much as men...

Men would be satisfied, they wouldn't cheat as much and women would be less bitchy. So annoying. That is all.

http://holycrapthatsfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/doing_it_wrong_2.jpg

Ritch
08-12-2009, 11:45 AM
So true. I`ve been unlucky in that sense with women as well. It`s tough to find a woman who has a high sex drive but dosen`t come off as a whore.

CanadianIron
08-12-2009, 12:43 PM
Imagine this...

A woman serves drinks at a restaurant til 1am... shes walking home alone at night and 3 good looking guys jump her, drag her into a dark park and tag team her... Her life is essentially ruined...

Then imagine...

A guy is working late shift at a grocery store stalking shelves... he's walking home alone and gets jumped by 3 good looking women who pin him down and take turns riding the pony... His life has new meaning...

Women dont like sex like guys do...

CanadianIron
08-12-2009, 12:51 PM
I dont think it would stop men from cheating either... If youre going to cheat, youre going to cheat no matter how much youre getting from your wife/gf

Doubt it, If a guys getting from his wife 3 times a day, I would find it hard to believe hes going to have the energy or care enough to go find and nail some other skank. The only married guys I've known that have cheated, have cheated because they were getting less than once a week. And it was probably pity sex at that. I for one, have a much easier time ignoring chicks if my wife gives it to me good that morning, after a few days I start drooling when I see other women though.. it makes a huge difference.

ironwill
08-12-2009, 01:00 PM
So true. I`ve been unlucky in that sense with women as well. It`s tough to find a woman who has a high sex drive but dosen`t come off as a whore.

Thats because you like the big uns....Lower sex drive because they arent in touch with, or have issues with their bodies....IMO.....lol....makes sense??

BBbox
08-12-2009, 03:08 PM
Doubt it, If a guys getting from his wife 3 times a day, I would find it hard to believe hes going to have the energy or care enough to go find and nail some other skank. The only married guys I've known that have cheated, have cheated because they were getting less than once a week. And it was probably pity sex at that. I for one, have a much easier time ignoring chicks if my wife gives it to me good that morning, after a few days I start drooling when I see other women though.. it makes a huge difference.

Yah but if your girl has to **** you alot to keep you from cheating.... your relationship doesnt sound that solid anyways

marino
08-12-2009, 04:12 PM
Well you have to make it good for her and than she'll want more, duh.

Agreed, married 10+ yrs and I get it as much as I can handle. For the guys that aren't perhaps you need to realize that women still need to feel wanted and attractive. Not just a blowup doll to squeeze one off in.

faller
08-12-2009, 04:17 PM
For the guys that aren't perhaps you need to realize that women still need to feel wanted and attractive.

Yup.. But every once in a while treat her like a whore in bed.... Its all part of keeping the spice in sex,,,, for the both of you.

CanadianIron
08-12-2009, 04:17 PM
Yah but if your girl has to **** you alot to keep you from cheating.... your relationship doesnt sound that solid anyways

Touche... if your girl is willingly ****ing you 3 times a day, you relationship is a rock.. I dont think a girl should ever **** a guy to keep him happy, this is why we have porn. But for their own sake, it would be better if they wanted it as bad as we do.

I told my wife yesterday, "You know how when we're having sex, and you freak out when I stop, the feeling you have at that given moment, is what men feel ALL DAY"... shes like "Are you serious?"...

Girls need a warm up, guys are warm all the time... I almost enjoy PCT for the break I get from it.

this is life....

marino
08-12-2009, 04:21 PM
Yup.. But every once in a while treat her like a whore in bed.... Its all part of keeping the spice in sex,,,, for the both of you.

Well said Faller, I think you've been watching my web cam again

faller
08-12-2009, 04:22 PM
I told my wife yesterday, "You know how when we're having sex, and you freak out when I stop, the feeling you have at that given moment, is what men feel ALL DAY"... shes like "Are you serious?"...

...

And there's the biggest and most important step you have taken... Talking to her!!

Talo
08-12-2009, 04:33 PM
I told my wife yesterday, "You know how when we're having sex, and you freak out when I stop, the feeling you have at that given moment, is what men feel ALL DAY"... shes like "Are you serious?"...

Your saying that all men feel orgasmic ALL DAY ?

natenator
08-12-2009, 04:37 PM
Doubt it, If a guys getting from his wife 3 times a day, I would find it hard to believe hes going to have the energy or care enough to go find and nail some other skank. The only married guys I've known that have cheated, have cheated because they were getting less than once a week. And it was probably pity sex at that. I for one, have a much easier time ignoring chicks if my wife gives it to me good that morning, after a few days I start drooling when I see other women though.. it makes a huge difference.
dude if you have time to have sex 3 times a day you are either:

a) a bum with no job;
b) a job but no life or responsibilities
c) a 2 pump chump

I've read you saying you work. I've read you saying you just had a baby so you have responsibilities outside of work so, c it is I guess. No wonder she doesn't want it as often as you... it sucks for her.

CanadianIron
08-12-2009, 05:25 PM
Coming from the guy who spends a couple hours a day posting on this website.... that doesnt mean much.

Ideal would be atleast once, im just saying I would be down for 3 times a day, morning, after work, and before bed. Again, this is in the perfect world.

CanadianIron
08-12-2009, 05:26 PM
Your saying that all men feel orgasmic ALL DAY ?

I was refering to the level of desire... most guys want sex pretty much all the time, most chicks don't, or atleast not as much.

natenator
08-12-2009, 05:33 PM
Coming from the guy who spends a couple hours a day posting on this website.... that doesnt mean much.

Ideal would be atleast once, im just saying I would be down for 3 times a day, morning, after work, and before bed. Again, this is in the perfect world.
It means I have an office job where I delegate duties and take the credit:yeah

CanadianIron
08-12-2009, 05:35 PM
So shit, you'd have time for some afternoon delight, why are you knocking me....

bongd
08-12-2009, 07:39 PM
Dude, my woman is just as horny as I am when I'm at the pinnacle of my cycles. I'm scared to come off. Some girls are freaks. Every virgin I've been with has turned into a nympho. I'm not sure if I'm just good or what. lol

daande
08-12-2009, 08:26 PM
Imagine this...

A woman serves drinks at a restaurant til 1am... shes walking home alone at night and 3 good looking guys jump her, drag her into a dark park and tag team her... Her life is essentially ruined...

Then imagine...

A guy is working late shift at a grocery store stalking shelves... he's walking home alone and gets jumped by 3 good looking women who pin him down and take turns riding the pony... His life has new meaning...

Women dont like sex like guys do...

I wish that would happen to me as long as each of the girls didnt have any STI's

BBbox
08-12-2009, 11:18 PM
Coming from the guy who spends a couple hours a day posting on this website.... that doesnt mean much.

Ideal would be atleast once, im just saying I would be down for 3 times a day, morning, after work, and before bed. Again, this is in the perfect world.

Then again, if you get it that often and its so regemented it might start to lack excitement.... might get bored if you have such a strict morning/afternoon/evening routine lol

guest
08-12-2009, 11:31 PM
Imagine this...

A woman serves drinks at a restaurant til 1am... shes walking home alone at night and 3 good looking guys jump her, drag her into a dark park and tag team her... Her life is essentially ruined...

Then imagine...

A guy is working late shift at a grocery store stalking shelves... he's walking home alone and gets jumped by 3 good looking women who pin him down and take turns riding the pony... His life has new meaning...

Women dont like sex like guys do...



that's a little off. there is more to that scenario than just sex.

rape doesnt = sex. what if the guy was dragged away by 3 guys? it would still be sex but his life would likely be ruined.

Ritch
08-12-2009, 11:44 PM
Thats because you like the big uns....Lower sex drive because they arent in touch with, or have issues with their bodies....IMO.....lol....makes sense??

I`m aware some of them may have issues with their bodies. That`s why I make sure they know how much I love the extra weight they carry. Believe me, I make sure of that. I even have them lie on me and make sure they`re not holding their weight back. Then they`re like, are you sure? I just like it, I don`t know why. But deep down I`m not sure they believe me. Man I love giggling that fat! It`s hypnotic!

To bad B2J is no longer with us because I know he`d be spilling coffee over that one!

waderow
08-12-2009, 11:51 PM
Then again, if you get it that often and its so regemented it might start to lack excitement.... might get bored if you have such a strict morning/afternoon/evening routine lol

you beat off BBbox?

i can beat off 5 times a day and enjoy every time. you think having the real thing would be worse then beating off?

Durk
08-12-2009, 11:53 PM
Imagine this...

A woman serves drinks at a restaurant til 1am... shes walking home alone at night and 3 good looking guys jump her, drag her into a dark park and tag team her... Her life is essentially ruined...

Then imagine...

A guy is working late shift at a grocery store stalking shelves... he's walking home alone and gets jumped by 3 good looking women who pin him down and take turns riding the pony... His life has new meaning...

Women dont like sex like guys do...

You are a moron. An act violence is completely different then sexual desire. We tend to judge women based on looks. Women judge us mostly on personality. There are plenty of women who would willingly go home from the bar with 3 guys and get tagged by them if they were decent enough looking, and had some game. Just ask your whife.

Chunk
09-12-2009, 12:00 AM
you picked the wrong one then haha...i can't get my gf to **** off!!! I have to turn the crazy whure down she wants it so often.

If you changed the title to "Why can't women like giving oral sex as much as men like getting oral sex", that would be more accurate...damn women! haha

My poor gf has to suffer the opposite of what you're talking about...I have about 2/10 sex drive...it's bull-ish!

Chunk
09-12-2009, 12:05 AM
Doubt it, If a guys getting from his wife 3 times a day, I would find it hard to believe hes going to have the energy or care enough to go find and nail some other skank. The only married guys I've known that have cheated, have cheated because they were getting less than once a week. And it was probably pity sex at that. I for one, have a much easier time ignoring chicks if my wife gives it to me good that morning, after a few days I start drooling when I see other women though.. it makes a huge difference.

didn't tiger woods just cheat on his model wife??? i don't think the amount of boning in a relationship has much to do with it, it's mostly boredom...either way, if you cheat on your girl...you're a ****ing asshole! same goes for chicks cheating on guys...happened to me more than once!

Memo
09-12-2009, 02:13 AM
my gf require 5 time a day and loves me on test

dremen
09-12-2009, 02:11 PM
The world would be so much better if....


Humans never existed, from the Earth's point of view:D

CanadianIron
09-12-2009, 02:19 PM
you beat off BBbox?

i can beat off 5 times a day and enjoy every time. you think having the real thing would be worse then beating off?

Good point... :yeah

CanadianIron
09-12-2009, 02:22 PM
You are a moron. An act violence is completely different then sexual desire. We tend to judge women based on looks. Women judge us mostly on personality. There are plenty of women who would willingly go home from the bar with 3 guys and get tagged by them if they were decent enough looking, and had some game. Just ask your whife.

My wife thinks its gross when people have sex with people they arent in love with. So any kind of sex outside of marriage is a disgusting turn off for her.. If I ever talk about a guy hooking up with a hot girl and act like its a good thing, she thinks im a freak or something, she doesnt "get" that kind of physical only sex. Women arent like men, most dont want to have sex "just because it feels good".. women are emo.

Big D
09-12-2009, 02:40 PM
You are a moron. An act violence is completely different then sexual desire. We tend to judge women based on looks. Women judge us mostly on personality. There are plenty of women who would willingly go home from the bar with 3 guys and get tagged by them if they were decent enough looking, and had some game. Just ask your whife.

LMAO

**** Durk you make me laugh

Big D
09-12-2009, 02:41 PM
every girl i had wanted it way more then I did, i never had your problem

CanadianIron
09-12-2009, 04:25 PM
Its probably a married thing, I have a feeling girls in the dating scene use sex to nail down guys... once they got you, the whole "I have a crazy sex drive, marry me" thing goes away...

BBbox
09-12-2009, 04:31 PM
^^ or maybe shes just bored of you?

Durk
09-12-2009, 05:35 PM
Its probably a married thing, I have a feeling girls in the dating scene use sex to nail down guys... once they got you, the whole "I have a crazy sex drive, marry me" thing goes away...

That can happen. I also know girls that would never ever consider a serious relationship with me, but would bang me anytime I called them. Logical attraction, (marriage, stability, etc.) and sexual attraction do not go hand in hand.

CanadianIron
09-12-2009, 06:58 PM
^^ or maybe shes just bored of you?

I think it has more to do with having a baby. Shes just too flippin tired all the time...

Im never too tired...

CanadianIron
09-12-2009, 07:00 PM
That can happen. I also know girls that would never ever consider a serious relationship with me, but would bang me anytime I called them. Logical attraction, (marriage, stability, etc.) and sexual attraction do not go hand in hand.

Thats true... some girls dont want to marry their sex toys... but I think a lot of women have more self worth than to let random guys **** them.

BBbox
09-12-2009, 07:20 PM
Ok if shes tired because of the baby... why dont you take over some of the responsibility sometimes, offer to cook or clean or watch the baby for a bit while she goes out.... then she will have more energy for you

gotta have a trade off in situations like this... cant have everything

BBbox
09-12-2009, 07:21 PM
but I think a lot of women have more self worth than to let random guys **** them.

bingo

CanadianIron
09-12-2009, 07:23 PM
I know, thats why I posted this thread ;)

I get less sleep than she does, probably 2-3 hours less, i work all day, 2 hours of gym and I still "want it"...

dremen
09-12-2009, 07:26 PM
Thats true... some girls dont want to marry their sex toys... but I think a lot of women have more self worth than to let random guys **** them.


Can't say i agree with you there bro. I've met woman from all walks of life and im telling ya you have no idea how many woman fantasize about being gang banged. Not saying i was doing the banging, but man i've heard some stories from chicks that just make you think:wtf

Look at it this way CI, when it comes to adult sex toys where is 99% of the buisness going to? WOMAN bro, and why....CAUSE there sexual appatite is insane.

I've seen woman from all walks of life who are only a few shots away from ****ing some good looking guy in the club bathroom. Honest to god truth.

Who do you think has more sex during college or university woman or men? WOMAN bro hands down....lol

Durk
09-12-2009, 07:28 PM
Thats true... some girls dont want to marry their sex toys... but I think a lot of women have more self worth than to let random guys **** them.

If you believe what they tell you. You would be hard pressed to find a girl who hasnt atleast had one, one night stand, and most they say they havent are lying. Pretty much every random girl that I have picked up has said it was their firs time doing this. Yeah right.

CanadianIron
09-12-2009, 07:29 PM
What does that indicate though, women put a certain value on the fact that they arent easy... where as men dont care... so obviously women have a conscience about sleeping around, i dont think men do.

CanadianIron
09-12-2009, 07:31 PM
Can't say i agree with you there bro. I've met woman from all walks of life and im telling ya you have no idea how many woman fantasize about being gang banged. Not saying i was doing the banging, but man i've heard some stories from chicks that just make you think:wtf

Look at it this way CI, when it comes to adult sex toys where is 99% of the buisness going to? WOMAN bro, and why....CAUSE there sexual appatite is insane.

I've seen woman from all walks of life who are only a few shots away from ****ing some good looking guy in the club bathroom. Honest to god truth.

Who do you think has more sex during college or university woman or men? WOMAN bro hands down....lol


Again, the difference between a woman and a man, men dont need a couple shots to hookup with a chick in the bathroom, we'd do it sober.

As far as more sex in college, its an availability thing... men WOULD have more if they could, women just happen to have the controls on that one.

BBbox
09-12-2009, 07:34 PM
If you believe what they tell you. You would be hard pressed to find a girl who hasnt atleast had one, one night stand, and most they say they havent are lying. Pretty much every random girl that I have picked up has said it was their firs time doing this. Yeah right.

yah... your sample is a lil bias

Durk
09-12-2009, 07:36 PM
What does that indicate though, women put a certain value on the fact that they arent easy... where as men dont care... so obviously women have a conscience about sleeping around, i dont think men do.

Only because they dont want to be judged. If you come across as being 100% non judgemental all of that goes out the window, and women do not have a conscience about sleeping around they just dont want anyone to know about it.

Durk
09-12-2009, 07:42 PM
yah... your sample is a lil bias

How so? Do you have any close friends, and I mean nothing more than friends that are girls? that tell you everything and dont come across as skanks to people in the real world?

Do you have a group of male friends who have pretty much banged anywhere from 50-200+ girls each in a fairly small city. The biggest freak I ever picked up was a waitress at a small town coffee shop that never goes out to the bar. I think your mom has instilled some very damaging self hate for men into you as a child.

BBbox
09-12-2009, 07:44 PM
I dunno.... I have talked to a couple of girls and they have said that they would feel bad about themselves because during one night stands they are just a "cum sponge" lol... while the guy can just **** and cum, girls need all kinds of "special attention" in order to get off, which they usually dont get from a one night partner... so really they end up feeling used... so they say

BBbox
09-12-2009, 07:46 PM
your sample is bias because youre saying "all the girls you have taken home".... clearly these girls are one night standers... you should be including more than just them in your reference

Durk
09-12-2009, 07:48 PM
I dunno.... I have talked to a couple of girls and they have said that they would feel bad about themselves because during one night stands they are just a "cum sponge" lol... while the guy can just **** and cum, girls need all kinds of "special attention" in order to get off, which they usually dont get from a one night partner... so really the end up feeling used... so they say

Its not about the sex. If they enjoy their time with you so much that the sex just happens. It is more about the time they spent with you that night. The sex is a bi product, and doesnt really come to mind to them as going out and getting laid.

dremen
09-12-2009, 08:22 PM
I dunno.... I have talked to a couple of girls and they have said that they would feel bad about themselves because during one night stands they are just a "cum sponge" lol... while the guy can just **** and cum, girls need all kinds of "special attention" in order to get off, which they usually dont get from a one night partner... so really they end up feeling used... so they say


PFFFFTTTT WTF.....lol

Please man i've banged one night stand woman and made em cum so many times there was a ****ing huge puddle...EWWWW ha ha.

You know you've done a superb job when after all is said and done her legs are shaking like she's cold er something. Weird, but aperently it's a sigh of great ****ing sex;)

Most woman know what they want even if they don't tell OR there still figuring out what they like sex wise.

Go to a black and blue ball just once after you do a cutter and chances are if you play your cards right you will have a few female vamp chicks sucking you all over the place then ****ing your brains out as they make you into there new master.

Now that's some good shit right there;) Ahhhh i miss being in my 20's...lol

guest
09-12-2009, 09:55 PM
it's obvious some guys in this thread have not solved the woman puzzle yet.

women like good sex just as much as men do.

if your sex life sucks, it's because you suck.

dremen
09-12-2009, 10:39 PM
it's obvious some guys in this thread have not solved the woman puzzle yet.

women like good sex just as much as men do.

if your sex life sucks, it's because you suck.

Soooo true bro....lol

Shit i was 14 when i figured out to make a upside down hook with my index finger to hit that sweet spot in da puss puss:)

Best thing a guy can do is listen and REMEMBER what these chicks like that way when you find a girl u want all you need to do is open up the bag of tricks and you're in like flint....lol;)

Also a big circumcised cock helps a lot too:rofl