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daande
05-12-2009, 04:33 PM
So last night I got completely obliterated. Me and my buddy brought a chick back to my house from the bar...after many attempts at trying to tag team her she turned us down and eventually we lost interest and I basically called her a cab and kicked her out of my house lol. I spent 45 minutes on the phone with the girl from the cab company though trying to pick her up but she wasnt down...

Anyways, I ended up convincing two other girls to come over...So my buddy has the one girl on the couch with him and I guess nothing was going on. I had the other girl in my room and we were fooling around all of a sudden my buddy brings the girl he had into my room and he throws her on my bed and me and the girl at this point just layed there like wtf and him and her start making out. Then "my girl" started making out with me so I am thinking I guess we are having a gangbang haha.

So, as I am making out with the one girl and put my hand behind me and start rubbing the other girls mit and she didnt seem to mind. So I pull my dick out and I think the one girl I had, had no idea I was doing this and shes like jerking me off and shit. Then some ****ing alarm starts going off.

So I leave the bed and say brb and start looking for whatever the **** it is making that stupid noise. It ended up being the girl my buddy was withs phone. So I stood there trying to figure out how to turn it off and then she came and I said its ur phone going off and as I handed it to her she starts making out with me. I ****ing pull my dick out and she starts jerking me off then goes this is bad my friend really likes u. I agree that it is very bad and we probably shouldnt be doing it.

So I pull her in the guest room and we continue for like 5 minutes but I didnt have a condom to **** her and she wouldnt blow me. We went back into my room where my friend and that girl were just laying there sleeping.
Finally my friend takes his girl out of my room because we were getting nowhere in this gangbang and the girl I was with was like passed out. Apparently he full out said to his girl in the other room why dont me u and him just go at it and she freaked out saying I practically molested her. My friend then freaked out telling her how he saw her two times come at me and makeout with me and jerk me off. So that girl comes in my room says to her friend at like 9am now I am leaving are you coming and the girl was like wtf to me. So they both left and started walking I guess.

When I wokeup at like 4pm I had a txt msg from the one girl saying that I was disgusting and to lose her number and that ps I had a small penis hahaha.

Anyways it was a real funny time and I thought I would share.

LonelyBedouin
05-12-2009, 04:56 PM
lol classy, I like these stories better then the ex gf ones ahahaha

pseclint
05-12-2009, 05:10 PM
good story thanks

Pec
05-12-2009, 06:30 PM
You are the classiest guy here, I can only imagine how bad a decision it was for your ex to not want to get back together.

Her loss.

baza
05-12-2009, 06:36 PM
^^ lol

daande
05-12-2009, 06:46 PM
You are the classiest guy here, I can only imagine how bad a decision it was for your ex to not want to get back together.

Her loss.

It actually is her loss and now im gunna have fun.

gicantor
05-12-2009, 06:49 PM
^^^Make sure you don't get herpes in the process........

LonelyBedouin
05-12-2009, 07:23 PM
^^^Make sure you don't get herpes in the process........

bahahaha or the clap

#8
05-12-2009, 08:16 PM
herpes is spread via skin to skin contact. you can still get herpes while wearing a condom, even if she shows no symptoms.

have fun

:)

gicantor
05-12-2009, 08:58 PM
http://www.health.com/health/static/hw/media/medical/hw/n5551628.jpg

GYMBRAT
05-12-2009, 10:00 PM
that just made me lose my appetite ^

....funny ass story daande! thanks bro

Durk
06-12-2009, 03:44 AM
Herpes just like aids is a complete myth.

natenator
06-12-2009, 11:48 AM
Sounds like your ex made the right decision about you.

BBbox
06-12-2009, 02:07 PM
This story sounds 100% true

daande
06-12-2009, 03:18 PM
This story sounds 100% true

It happened. Sadly haha.

daande
06-12-2009, 03:18 PM
Sounds like your ex made the right decision about you.

I didnt do this shit when she was around.

natenator
06-12-2009, 03:26 PM
I didnt do this shit when she was around.
You may not have but that you have/do says something about your character and not ready for any type of relationship.

I've some similar acts as you when I was younger but one thing I never did was brag and the fact you seem to enjoy bragging says a lot about your maturity level.

Whatever. Keep up with your ways to try and tell yourself yur over your ex and she hasn't hurt you.

daande
06-12-2009, 03:36 PM
You may not have but that you have/do says something about your character and not ready for any type of relationship.

I've some similar acts as you when I was younger but one thing I never did was brag and the fact you seem to enjoy bragging says a lot about your maturity level.

Whatever. Keep up with your ways to try and tell yourself yur over your ex and she hasn't hurt you.

She did hurt me when she broke up with me last year. I was also hurt again about 2 weeks ago when I realized her and I were not getting back. Then I realized that she was an extremely selfish self absorbed person who did not know how to love anyone other than herself. Now I feel fine.

Houstonbc
06-12-2009, 03:45 PM
You may not have but that you have/do says something about your character and not ready for any type of relationship.

I've some similar acts as you when I was younger but one thing I never did was brag and the fact you seem to enjoy bragging says a lot about your maturity level.

Whatever. Keep up with your ways to try and tell yourself yur over your ex and she hasn't hurt you.

my thoughts exactly....more bb.com posts
little ego stroking going on here

daande
06-12-2009, 03:53 PM
my thoughts exactly....more bb.com posts
little ego stroking going on here

lol it is a funny story. I thought it would make some people laugh.

CanadianIron
06-12-2009, 04:29 PM
What exactly is funny about it?

I laught at a lot of stuff, and I didnt find this funny at all...

tex
06-12-2009, 04:57 PM
i dont think there were any girls there....it was him and his boy having a circle jerk :)

Durk
06-12-2009, 05:11 PM
Yah Dandy has some rust from the time hes taken off from whoring. I wouldnt even count it story worthy if I didnt bang them.

daande
06-12-2009, 05:12 PM
Yah Dandy has some rust from the time hes taken off from whoring. I wouldnt even count it story worthy if I didnt bang them.

I was so drunk that night if I put a condom on I would have gone limp. I am actually really lucky I didnt decide to no dome them in my drunken state.

Durk
06-12-2009, 05:23 PM
I was so drunk that night if I put a condom on I would have gone limp. I am actually really lucky I didnt decide to no dome them in my drunken state.

Ametuer you had a good opportunity to bang one then the other, then ask the second one how her friend tasted.

JacktheThriller
06-12-2009, 05:29 PM
yea.... rejection wooooooot

daande
06-12-2009, 05:34 PM
Ametuer you had a good opportunity to bang one then the other, then ask the second one how her friend tasted.

You know whats funny...my other friend (not the one who was there) called me the next day because he heard the story and said the same thing to me lol. Apparently instead of trying to work a gangbang I should have ****ed the one then peaced off with the other one into another room and nailed her. Oh well live and learn.

Durk
06-12-2009, 05:42 PM
The other one would of been so horny she would of banged your friend for revenge once she found out that you were banging her friend right after. Whore-ology 101