waderow
27-11-2009, 01:52 PM
On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the
coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope
mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless
man, wearing a Saskatchewan Roughriders jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three
men wearing Edmonton Eskimos jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a
harpoon into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the
bleeding, semiconscious Roughriders fan from the water. Then using baseball bats, the three heroes in green beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat also.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some bitter hatred between Edmonton Eskimos and Saskatchewan Roughriders fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth."
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?"
"It was the Pope, " one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and
has access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he
doesn't know shit about shark fishing... how's the bait holding up?"
coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope
mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless
man, wearing a Saskatchewan Roughriders jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three
men wearing Edmonton Eskimos jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a
harpoon into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the
bleeding, semiconscious Roughriders fan from the water. Then using baseball bats, the three heroes in green beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat also.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some bitter hatred between Edmonton Eskimos and Saskatchewan Roughriders fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth."
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?"
"It was the Pope, " one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and
has access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he
doesn't know shit about shark fishing... how's the bait holding up?"