Gas!! possibly toxic

[punkrock]

I've been having just the worst farts lately, heart burn, and the feeling like i'm going to get the squirts but never do.

Is there anything I could take to relieve these problems?

I am taking a testosterone gel right now, but I don't think that would have anything to do with it. I'm eating super healthy right now as well. Any input would be greatly appreciated, especially being I have a new date right now and don't want to fart infront of her yet haha!

[Mr Ontario]

Nate may have some suggestions for you :)

[bigtavi8]

im not kidding with you get that GASX shit from shoppers. My gas on test is enough to make me puke everytime. JESUS. but seriously the shit does help give it a shot.

[musclehead123]

hmmm colon cleanse? Then after that start using a fibre supplement. Also probiotics cant hurt.

[waderow]

a year or so ago I was out at a pub with about 6 girls and I was heavy protein, and on cycle. Anyways, I stunk bad this night, and I couldnt help but releasing one. It was very noticeable in the pub, and at that exact time the hot waitress came and brought beers. After she left one of the girls said "I think that waitress farted! she smelled like ass"

haahahah the hot waitress got blamed

[Talo]

I would think that it would have to be something your eating. You say your super clean , but have you just added something new to your diet ?

[smukker]

Yep get the same problem when my protein is really high and carbs, fiber are low. GasX works well but not a 100% solution.

[kidmode]

lol waderow.

You know which ones I've found the worst? The dutch humidifier. Taking a hot shower and letting one rip lol

[nii]

I have this problem too, its pretty bad. Its directly related to my food intake, if i up my calories, gas increases proportionally :( I havent found ANYTHING that works yet, i tried SuperEnzyme didnt do much. Ive just had to accept it : / Worst thing is holding it while youre at work, i swear to god it combines in my digestive track and feels like a falcon punch.

[Thorgrim]

What are you eating Punkrock? Hard to give suggestions without knowing.

For myself I usually only have gas and heartburn if I am eating too much or eating high carbs+protein. I think protein always gets blamed for gas but I never have a problem eating high protein and fat and low carbs so I think it is the mix of high pro and carbs that is the problem usually.

[physique]

I've been having just the worst farts lately, heart burn, and the feeling like i'm going to get the squirts but never do.

Is there anything I could take to relieve these problems?

I am taking a testosterone gel right now, but I don't think that would have anything to do with it. I'm eating super healthy right now as well. Any input would be greatly appreciated, especially being I have a new date right now and don't want to fart infront of her yet haha!

that what ya get when u buy trueprotein or true supplements protein powders. lmao.
just joking guys.

but it could be from protein powder. do u use any? if you do dont chinse out on them. some of those cheaper ones will give u nothing but lethal gas.
could be your diet too though, eat enough egg and egg whites and u will be lethal as well.

[monkey]

I find that my "production" decreases when drinking lots of water... helps the body digest and stuff.

Shake farts.. well, try drinking extra water and coupling it with food. Helps me out..

I used to have farts so bad, got to the point were by GF was making non stop fun of me and threatened to ban me to the living room.. I know stick to quality whey and the previously mentioned stuff...

[punkrock]

I would think that it would have to be something your eating. You say your super clean , but have you just added something new to your diet ?

Just chicken breast, stir fry vegetables, pork, ect, and i'm actually taking less protein than before.

That gasx sounds like a good plan, i was trying some enzymes and it seems like it made it worse. If that doesn't work I'll try the colon cleans/probiotics.

Thanks guys for all the input, it might even save me from giving her the "dutch humidifier" in the shower haha

[buildinthaskinnys]

I find that my "production" decreases when drinking lots of water... helps the body digest and stuff.

Shake farts.. well, try drinking extra water and coupling it with food. Helps me out..

I used to have farts so bad, got to the point were by GF was making non stop fun of me and threatened to ban me to the living room.. I know stick to quality whey and the previously mentioned stuff...

x2

And also, like the old saying goes if theres smoke theres fire, well if theres stink theres poo, gas is created in the colon, what you probably need to do is eat more insoluble fiber and drink more water.

[kawikaratekid]

a year or so ago I was out at a pub with about 6 girls and I was heavy protein, and on cycle. Anyways, I stunk bad this night, and I couldnt help but releasing one. It was very noticeable in the pub, and at that exact time the hot waitress came and brought beers. After she left one of the girls said "I think that waitress farted! she smelled like ass"

haahahah the hot waitress got blamed

hahaha nice!