Butterface...or not?

[trainharder]

I've seen this girl used as an example of a butterface on a few boards before.

Thing is, I think it's a poor example of a butterface because that rack is soo fantastic that it prevents you from even looking at the face!

[musclehead123]

I've seen this girl used as an example of a butterface on a few boards before.

Thing is, I think it's a poor example of a butterface because that rack is soo fantastic that it prevents you from even looking at the face!

sorry i didnt see her face :confused:

[gicantor]

Holy ****ing tits!

[Danger]

The visable vag-tat is pure class!

[rated_rko]

she is pretty decent

[PdH]

So what about this? There's something not quite right, but it's hard to pin down.

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Z6RKN2WYL._SS500_.jpg

[Leviathan]

I love the fact she is fully aware that she is a butterface. As Danger pointed out, that tattoo is extremely classy, this chick will do anything to draw your attention away from her broken face.. I'd **** her though.

[tex]

**** her.....i would.....if i wasnt happily married..... :)

[tex]

So what about this? There's something not quite right, but it's hard to pin down.

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Z6RKN2WYL._SS500_.jpg shes got a man face.....

[GYMBRAT]

NASTY face yup but it all looks the same in the dark :D back when I was single that is, many many many moons ago

[PdH]

shes got a man face.....

Pretty much eh. What a shame.

[waderow]

yes, she does infact have a severe case of butter face. Nothing, not even personality could help that girl out.

and PDH's is a man with his weewee tucked between his ass cheeks

[PdH]

and PDH's is a man with his weewee tucked between his ass cheeks

You think it's a man Bro? I'm not so sure. I had this experience once with this chick who ended up having a man face...actually never mind.

[waderow]

You think it's a man Bro? I'm not so sure. I had this experience once with this chick who ended up having a man face...actually never mind.

lol dude... you gotta tell now

[gsxr750]

I kind of like her face. She just has a bit of redness. Probably has better pics.

[Ritch]

I love butterfaced woman! But she`s just ugly. I like Mitsou! she`s hot.

[trainharder]

I love butterfaced woman! But she`s just ugly. I like Mitsou! she`s hot.

Pics please.

[PdH]

lol dude... you gotta tell now

Ok, this is one of the weirdest things that's ever happened to me. Quite some time ago I stayed a night in one of those travelers hostels that students normally use. You just crash in a room with bunkbeds with 5 other people. It's about 1 am and I can't sleep cause of the ****in snoring going on. Then this girl comes in and puts her stuff on an empty bed on the other side of the room and then leaves.

I'm thinking that's strange b/c men and women aren't suppose to be in the same rooms, but I can hear her talking to someone and she had a nice voice. She comes back in her pyjamas and starts rubbing lotion on her calves and feet. Now the only light in the room is from the hall way, so it's kind of like twilight, so I can't see her face, but I can see the outline of her body and such.

I watch her for a while and then turn over to try and sleep. Shortly after I hear "Christ". I look over and this chick is on her bed, facing me, on her knees with her panties pulled down and is playing with herself. I'm thinking is this ****in real? There's four other people in the room and she's doing this. Then she pulls out her tits and starts whispering lightly "**** me, yeah, **** me". I tell her yeah I'd like to but it'll wake other people up, we'll get kicked out, and I don't know where to go to find somewhere else to stay. It's ****ing cold out. She tells me she doesn't care if she gets kicked out.

All night until the next morning she's trying to coax me to **** her but she wouldn't go to the bathroom or even over to my bed where there was more light. Her bed had a direct sight-line from the door and the staff patrols. So daylight starts to creep in and she puts her head under the pillow and pretends to sleep. Eventually she has to show me her face and she looks like an old Asian man and she says "see, see". I feel sick and go have a shower. When I come back, she's gone and I feel violated for many days afterward. :(

[Ritch]

Pics please.

I just watched an old video of her on youtube. I`m too ashamed to post the vid here as the music totally sucks...

But since I wasen`t in the know... I just learned butterface means "ugly" correct? I thought it meant chunky face, or full face. The most important feature I look for. Anyway, take a look at the vid if you want and tell me what you think.

[waderow]

jesus..... close call

[PdH]

jesus..... close call

It was ****in terrible. I had that sick violated feeling for many days. It's the same feeling I get if I watch the hillbilly rape scene in Deliverance.

[l6873]

What about now?

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/7754/newrf.jpg

Things fixed:
Larger chin
Narrower face
Narrower jaw
Fuller upper lip
Narrower nasal bridge
Shorter nasal bridge
Narrower nose
Eyes spaced further apart
Fixed right eye
Fixed right eyebrow

I should be a plastic surgeon.

[trainharder]

What about now?

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/7754/newrf.jpg

Things fixed:
Larger chin
Narrower face
Narrower jaw
Fuller upper lip
Narrower nasal bridge
Shorter nasal bridge
Narrower nose
Eyes spaced further apart
Fixed right eye
Fixed right eyebrow

I should be a plastic surgeon.

Gonna be honest with you, I can't see any difference...those tits are fabulous though, I just want to stuff my face in them..

edit: Did you lift her left chest? (from our perspective)

[trainharder]

What about now?

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/7754/newrf.jpg

Things fixed:
Larger chin
Narrower face
Narrower jaw
Fuller upper lip
Narrower nasal bridge
Shorter nasal bridge
Narrower nose
Eyes spaced further apart
Fixed right eye
Fixed right eyebrow

I should be a plastic surgeon.

Gonna be honest with you, I can't see any difference...those tits are fabulous though, I just want to stuff my face in them.. Wait, what's the before pic?

[natenator]

Gonna be honest with you, I can't see any difference...those tits are fabulous though, I just want to stuff my face in them.. Wait, what's the before pic?
you stuff your face in them while I rub my cock against them

[tony_canuck]

are you sure you didn't do her PDH? you can tell us! LOL

btw: would it help if this chick was loaded? so now you've got tits + money, and I'll throw in there that she gives a great blowjob - would that close the deal?

[trainharder]

you stuff your face in them while I rub my cock against them

http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/4e67/homo.jpg

[hommes]

how bout them titties

[baza]

What about now?

Things fixed:
Larger chin
Narrower face
Narrower jaw
Fuller upper lip
Narrower nasal bridge
Shorter nasal bridge
Narrower nose
Eyes spaced further apart
Fixed right eye
Fixed right eyebrow

I should be a plastic surgeon.

Shoulda cleaned the complexion up too.

[waderow]

Shoulda cleaned the complexion up too.

yes, agreed

and fix her teeth, and make both eyes bigger... kinda like those hot cartoon chicks.


edit: and smaller nose

[Ritch]

you stuff your face in them while I rub my cock against them

Ah shit Nate, that`s the funniest thing I`ve read in a while.

[l6873]

yes, agreed

and fix her teeth, and make both eyes bigger... kinda like those hot cartoon chicks.


edit: and smaller nose

I stopped once I deemed her bangable.

[waderow]

I stopped once I deemed her bangable.

shopped she is a 6

unshopped......4

[cog]

It was ****in terrible. I had that sick violated feeling for many days. It's the same feeling I get if I watch the hillbilly rape scene in Deliverance.

C'mon PdH,"she" blew ya,right?

[l6873]

shopped she is a 6

unshopped......4

Can you jerk it yet?

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/7872/new3.jpg

[waderow]

YEAHHHHH now were talkin!!!!

her upper lip fixed and whiter teeth maybe???

she is now a 7.5

[l6873]

Best I've got.

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/4885/new4u.jpg

[PdH]

C'mon PdH,"she" blew ya,right?

If she had, I wouldn't have told the story. Doing so would have been too traumatic and I'd be in fetal right now.

[waderow]

sweet.... you turned that pig into a not bad lookin chick.

thats talent.

cant give you green bro.... too soon

[PdH]

Best I've got.

That's pretty damn good.

Green your way.

[natenator]

Best I've got.

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/4885/new4u.jpg
you should superimpose cheesesteak and his dick in that girl then we mail it to him as our parting gift to him so he can pass it around saying he bagged that broad with the nice shirt, jewelry, sly smile and his A game lmao

[waderow]

wow

[trainharder]

you should superimpose cheesesteak and his dick in that girl then we mail it to him as our parting gift to him so he can pass it around saying he bagged that broad with the nice shirt, jewelry, sly smile and his A game lmao

Nominated for 2009 Post of the Year. :yeah

[jsv22]

LMAO she kinda looks like tara reid now.....

great post l6873 lol

[kloan]

you stuff your face in them while I rub my cock against them

so you want his face in there with your cock? hmmm.....

[L3]

thats ****in awesome!

[Gilmour]

May be a butter face but I bet she tastes like chicken, simmered in butter.

[Durk]

Like I am the only one here who has ****ed worse (on more than one occasion lol). personally with tits like that I probably wouldnt look her in the face long enough to remember it.

[R-Money]

lol @ or not.

[natenator]

lol @ or not.
love the avi lmao

[theboss]

love the avi lmao

been waiting for the Cheese avi's to start showing up.....just nobody use his ol' stumpy little pee pee.

[monkey]

been waiting for the Cheese avi's to start showing up.....just nobody use his ol' stumpy little pee pee.

Too late.. Gilmour did.. and it cracked me up and disgusted me at the same time..

[ianfxmen]

she looks pretty good with all the modification:D