Life......live and learn.....

[#8]

So after all was said and done and things were looking really great between my girl and I fixing things after we split for about a month, THE SHIT HIT THE ****ING FAN.

During this break, in a moment of drunken weakness, I hooked up with a stripper. We DID NOT sleep together, but pretty much everything else. Right after it happened, it was followed with INTENSE regret and the realization I really just wanted my girl back.

I politely asked the stripper to back off and let me figure things out and she seemed cool with it, and told me she would keep it between us what happened to prevent anything from getting out.

Right....

I got a phone call 2 nights ago from my girl FREAKING the **** out about a girl that added her on facebook and told her the whole deal. ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME?? Seriously. This stripper is one vindictive ****ing **** who I hope burns in hell. I wanted NOTHING to do with this peeler whore and she just wants to **** up the good thing that I have going for me with my girl. This is un****ing believeable.

****.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

**** Facebook too, that horrible, rotten, bullshit website that just seeks to **** people over and ruin peoples lives.

****.

[natenator]

blame facebook or blame yourself for doing what most humans would do?

I wouldn't blame FB.

Think its just time to move on dude

[#8]

i would think most humans would have the decency to let ME tell my girl about what happened and not some dumb ****ing whore with a grudge.

i dont blame facebook, i blame myself for sure. facebook needs to be stopped though. its really just a place for people to **** others over for so many different reasons. i have had nothing but negative experiences with it.

[ironwill]

Not facebook,,,,keyword stripper, nothing good can come with that shit bro......absolutely nothing.....My buddy was a peeler pounder, ive never seen more drama in my life than when i was hangign with him....seriously ****ed up shit......
damn.......
hope things work out for ya jers...

[Chunk]

not to be a dick dude, but you did do "pretty much everything else" with her. it's your own fault, not anyone else's.

that said, you said "live and learn"...which is a positive step in the right direction. If you're fooling around on a girl while you're trying to get back with her, she's not the right girl. She might be hot, and cool to be with...but that doesn't always mean she's the right girl.

[Durk]

strippers are the most vindictive human beings in the world. Nothing good ever comes from entrusting them with something lol.

[L3]

ouch bro thats a nut stinger for sure

time heals everything...

[BBbox]

Dude, straight up... thats a huge jackass move

Werent you with this girl for a couple years?
Do you have any respect for her at all?
Before you said you guys were still talking during the break... so what you were talking to her and seeing a stripper on the side?
Was it actually just one night like you brought her home from the strip club or you guys met, were talking, and then started hooking up?
Did you cut her off right after it happened or not until you had re-secured ur gf?


I dont even blame the stripper dude shes not a vindictive ****. You tried to get back together with your girl by lying through your teeth. Whether I get ripped on for saying this or not, depending on what the "true" circumstances were (I imagine youre painting yourself in a better light for our benefit) the only person who should be "burning in hell" right now.... might be you.

I say all this because I have a sister and if ANYONE did that shit to her I would want that peice of shit looser to get tortured to death.

[BBbox]

Also it seems to me that facebook didnt ruin your life, you did that yourself.

[Chunk]

i'd like to add, you should think of how you'd feel if you were on her end. i had a bitch do it to me multiple times and even heard the "i needed to do it to see if i loved you" horse shit...there were allegations of rape also that i found out to be lies. she threatened more than once to commit suicide if i broke up with her...now that's ****ed up...eventually we split, and she's alive and well...and with the guy she cheated on me with! hahaha

don't get mad at someone else for something you had a part in...accept that you're to blame, and move on.

[#8]

i fully told my girl that i hooked up while we were apart, i just hadnt worked up to telling her that it was a stripper.

i can take all that you guys are throwing because i agree with most of it. i have a sister too. i most certainly am going to hell when i die, there is NO question about that left with me at all....

[BBbox]

just one night hook up or were you guys talking and shit during the time too?

[natenator]

Hell is where the good parties are dude :)

[gsxr750]

Wait wait, you went down on a stripper?

Sorry bro.. as mentioned, time heals all wounds.. stay strong

[Mr Ontario]

Shes on FaceBook then you can at least share a pic of her to your brothers :)

[trainharder]

Wait wait, you went down on a stripper?

Sorry bro.. as mentioned, time heals all wounds.. stay strong

But it doesn't heal Herpes :D

Kidding aside, stay strong bro.

[Danger]

Dude why would you EVER give a ripper your real name... thats just silly bro.


i most certainly am going to hell when i die, there is NO question about that left with me at all....


I want to go to heaven for the weather, but I think it would prefer the company in hell ;)

[#8]

i most certainly did not go down on her. i guess it was rather one sided for me. this will go down as the most epic of **** ups.

[buildinthaskinnys]

Chances are she is hookin up also, so dont beat yourself up about it, besides you told her that you did it whats the difference who it was? Sorry man its hard for me to know how you really feel or how it really is, but I think its time to move on, if it was meant to be you'd be together right now. My advice to you is try to be friends with her, if the two of you can handle that. Play the field you are young why settle for the same puss at such a young age, **** it took me until my mid twenties to start hookin up with women I regret that I could not start sooner. variety is the spice of life my friend.

[#8]

^^ thanks bro.

:)

[Danger]

2-3 women from now you wont even give a second thought to this one so dont worry about it, get out there and for god sakes delete your facebook/myspace!

[#8]

i dont even have facebook, myspace, twitter or whatever the **** its called. that shit is dangerous and unnecessary.

thanks for the kind words from most of you and the harsh truths. sometimes you need a slap in the face to sober up and get your shit together...

[BBbox]

It didnt seem to take you very long to get over it the first time you broke up, Im sure youll feel better in about 2 weeks!

[Mr Ontario]

Sounds like more of High School sweat heart, then anything else...then again your only 19 anyways :)

[BBbox]

what? hes 19?

[natenator]

what? hes 19?
too old for you?

[Mr Ontario]

Ya...let me do some research/investigation for you :) Hell look at his X-girlfriend she looks like shes 16 :)


what? hes 19?

[gicantor]

A stripper? Really bro? You musta been ****in hammered.

So now whats the move? Patch things up? Or moving on?

(FYI for the right price I can make strippers disappear:)

[waderow]

Ya...let me do some research/investigation for you :) Hell look at his X-girlfriend she looks like shes 16 :)

thats what I liked about her

[BBbox]

well if hes 19 that makes sense then why hes going through all this shit.. I thought he was like mid 20s and was like wtf? deffinitelly teenager mistakes/actions.

[Mr Ontario]

Ya...I don't think he will ever grow up...what a wiener :)

[BBbox]

A stripper? Really bro? You musta been ****in hammered.

So now whats the move? Patch things up? Or moving on?

Patch things up? LOL I dont think theres any girl in the world who would take a dude back after being with a stripper in less than a month after a break up. I hope... I mean if she has any self-respect that is.

[natenator]

Patch things up? LOL I dont think theres any girl in the world who would take a dude back after being with a stripper in less than a month after a break up. I hope... I mean if she has any self-respect that is.
I'm curious as to exactly what you know of that HE has done wrong while THEY were together?

[trainharder]

Patch things up? LOL I dont think theres any girl in the world who would take a dude back after being with a stripper in less than a month after a break up. I hope... I mean if she has any self-respect that is.

I don't get it - They were on a break...isn't the whole point of a break to see/**** other people?

I mean, wasn't there a whole Friends (Ross/Rachel) storyline devoted to this shit?

[BBbox]

Yah, I guess I just dont know many girls who want to be with a guy whos been with a stripper. I deffinetly think one drunk random night of sex is ok, but I think it would be harder to get over if he was like seeing the stripper which I sort of thought was happening for some reason? Anyways at 19 it doesnt matter its the time to make mistakes and see many girls... I just thought he was older and looking to be with this girl "forever" based on the other threads. Also it seemed to me (based on the other 4 threads he had about her) that they were still talking and stuff the whole time so it was more like he was kinda tagging them both along. I dunno I guess I read the situation wrong.

[trainharder]

Yah, I guess I just dont know many girls who want to be with a guy whos been with a stripper. I deffinetly think one drunk random night of sex is ok, but I think it would be harder to get over if he was like seeing the stripper which I sort of thought was happening for some reason? Anyways at 19 it doesnt matter its the time to make mistakes and see many girls... I just thought he was older and looking to be with this girl "forever" based on the other threads. Also it seemed to me (based on the other 4 threads he had about her) that they were still talking and stuff the whole time so it was more like he was kinda tagging them both along. I dunno I guess I read the situation wrong.

I mean I totally agree, he's 19, if anything this might be a blessing in disguise because your early 20s can easily be the best years of your life if you're single and still in school.

But I'm just saying, if they were on a break,he should be able to recover from this if he really wants this girl back. It's kind of like going into the 3rd with a 2-0 deficit..won't be easy but definitely doable.

[BBbox]

^^ depending on how much actually went on with the stripper though... if his ex was holding out waiting for him and he was out seeing some peeler.... i dunno... i doubt shell see any reason to get back together with him

[PdH]

So I have a question Bro. If you don't have facebook, how did the stripper get your ex's name, etc. Smells like self-sabotage to me.

[#8]

lol im definitely no teenager dude, and yes my girl looked a lot younger than her actual age although shes only 21.

im 25.

i already have wrinkles from 3 long term gf's.

[#8]

So I have a question Bro. If you don't have facebook, how did the stripper get your ex's name, etc. Smells like self-sabotage to me.

do you want to know how twised and small the world that i live in is?

they knew eachother from highschool.....so ****ed....

[PdH]

So you told the ripper her name? Why Bro, why?

[#8]

she saw a pic of her in my room and knew who she was.

[PdH]

Damn. Been in similar situations during my youth and I know how it feels. Batter yourself till you've had enough, then move on.

[#8]

i feel like im about to take the drinking up a notch, and its already gone up several notches in the last few weeks.

balancing drinking / school / and training can be done. extra detox shakes now.

[BBbox]

at least u can bang all the chicks you want now guilt free.

or get back together with the peeler

[#8]

^^ there will definitely still be guilt involved as i dont want any other girls. i just want to drink heavily to forget about what has happened. sometimes binge drinking helps me out of jams...

[BBbox]

lol... it looks like binge drinking got you in the jam this time... but you did seem to move on quickly enough last time... like what a week? youre fine. I feel sorry for the poor girl you put through all this.

use condoms.

[BBbox]

im 25.


wow i missed that.

you did all this at 25?

fack.

if you really loved a girl, dude I dont think at that age youd be fooling around with others.
you "dont want anyone else"... but clearly you do... as your actions show.
i think you proved to yourself that she really isnt the one for you, if it was "true love" or whatever it would take more then a couple weeks till you wanted to just be banging whoever you can.

[#8]

im 25 in calendar years, but emotionally and mentally im about 12

[Durk]

Dont listen to BBbox's attempts to fag you up.

Hey its not all bad. My best friend banged a stripper, and when he told her to get lost she went to his whife (also taking a break) and faked being prego.

I will try to stop by soon. I dont get paid til the end of the month, but I will try and work something out sooner if I can.

Taking donations har har har

sorry I had to :p

[LonelyBedouin]

she saw a pic of her in my room and knew who she was.

You still have pictures of her in your room? Im thinking its like couple picture or else the ripper wouldnt have clued in that she was your girl. But its time to take those pictures down...

[kloan]

im 25 in calendar years, but emotionally and mentally im about 12
you're 25?? i thought you were 19 or 20....

[BBbox]

yah...... i dunno anyone who does that at 25

[waderow]

you booze. you lose

[BBbox]

Dont listen to BBbox's attempts to fag you up.

Hey its not all bad. My best friend banged a stripper, and when he told her to get lost she went to his whife (also taking a break) and faked being prego.

I will try to stop by soon. I dont get paid til the end of the month, but I will try and work something out sooner if I can.

Taking donations har har har

sorry I had to :p


Fag him up?
Listen dude Ive read your posts about how you treat women and I have no respect for guys who use girls the way you do.

And I think that what jersey did is pretty shit when all his other posts go on and on about how much he loves her and how she still seemed to be like waiting for him because she loved him so much.

Its just my opinion, I dont see how if you really respected and loved another person you could just be with a stripper right away. Also he went for the lapdance earlier and she broke up with him over that.... I cant see how he didnt see that later pretty much ****ing a stripper would be OK.

If you dont see it the way I do, fine. But ive watched my sisters be hurt by dirtbags doing this same shit and I just think if you wanna act like that you shouldnt be hurting other people along the way.

I was actually with a girl in a similar situation and as soon as I realized I was really wandering and wanting to be with other chicks I cut her off... because its not fair to try to be with someone if you dont care for them enough to really wanna keep your dick in your pants

[BBbox]

This is my final thought on this thread....

Dude youve been complaining about this for about a month now. If you really cared about this girl and REALLY wanted her back, instead of going to rippers, fooling around with chicks, and proclaiming you were going to "binge drink" every weekend...

Maybe you should smarten up, grow up, get some counseling, focus on school, prove to yourself that you arent "that guy", then maybe she would eventually see it too...

The way youve been acting and are still saying you are going to continue to act only shows her that you arent/havent changed at all and prolly arent the guy she wants to be with.

[waderow]

This is my final thought on this thread....

Dude youve been complaining about this for about a month now. If you really cared about this girl and REALLY wanted her back, instead of going to rippers, fooling around with chicks, and proclaiming you were going to "binge drink" every weekend...

Maybe you should smarten up, grow up, get some counseling, focus on school, prove to yourself that you arent "that guy", then maybe she would eventually see it too...

The way youve been acting and are still saying you are going to continue to act only shows her that you arent/havent changed at all and prolly arent the guy she wants to be with.

or maybe your friends are ****ing things up for you

[#8]

bbox i respect your honesty thus far and you're dead on with a lot of what you have said.

im gonna focus on getting my shit together for a while and just get good grades.

[Durk]

This is my final thought on this thread....

Dude youve been complaining about this for about a month now. If you really cared about this girl and REALLY wanted her back, instead of going to rippers, fooling around with chicks, and proclaiming you were going to "binge drink" every weekend...

Maybe you should smarten up, grow up, get some counseling, focus on school, prove to yourself that you arent "that guy", then maybe she would eventually see it too...

The way youve been acting and are still saying you are going to continue to act only shows her that you arent/havent changed at all and prolly arent the guy she wants to be with.

Counselling is actually part of my job description, and I got a neat name tag that says counsellor too. Anyone here is free to pm me with their counselling needs.

[Sandwiches]

...

[69challenger]

Maybe you should smarten up, grow up, get some counseling, focus on school, prove to yourself that you arent "that guy", then maybe she would eventually see it too...

The way youve been acting and are still saying you are going to continue to act only shows her that you arent/havent changed at all and prolly arent the guy she wants to be with.

Nailed it. Good luck Jersey.

[Danger]

Not to bag on Jersey but you gotta realize that your 25 and your still acting like a boy, trust me its alot easier to find quality women once you start acting like a MAN. Seems to be a huge problem in society these days, alot of guys have trouble transitioning from being a boy to being a man.

[BBbox]

^^ lol are you sure he wants to find a quality woman? he was with a stripper.... i think that says it all

[Danger]

True...

[PdH]

He's 25 and he did some stupid shit he regrets. Stop crucifying him, he's going to be bearing a heavy cross for some time as it is.

[BBbox]

^^ sorry not trying to be brutal just honest....

think about the cross his X is bearing

I was just rattled that he got all upset about it and then right away said hes just going back to binge drinking... same behavior/mistakes as before... lesson NOT learned...

I think hell be ok anyways, he seemed to recover from it last time in about two weeks

plenty of fish in the sea right? just choose a classier one next time!!

[#8]

without sounding like a total douche, my biggest problem is that i have ZERO problems meeting women lol. nice ones, assholes, weirdos, psycho's, they all flock to me like im some sort of trouble magnet.

seriously. its ****ed up. i cant even leave the house. its fun to get attention, but it makes the temptation always there. its how you handle the people that approach you that determines your character when you have a gf.

[PdH]

think about the cross his X is bearing

I hear ya and I don't think she deserves it, though that is speculation. Anyway, the hardest lessons provide the most growth and strangely seem to end up being blessings at some point.

[waderow]

10 years from now, you might not be so desired by every woman walking the streets....

keep your head on your shoulders bro

[BBbox]

Are you sure theyre flocking to you dude or are you looking for the attention, putting out that single-guy, look-at-me vibe?

Regardless, you lost this girl, take better care with the next one. Or stay single till youre a lil more mature lol

[#8]

i realize that dude. im working on it

[dremen]

without sounding like a total douche, my biggest problem is that i have ZERO problems meeting women lol. nice ones, assholes, weirdos, psycho's, they all flock to me like im some sort of trouble magnet.

seriously. its ****ed up. i cant even leave the house. its fun to get attention, but it makes the temptation always there. its how you handle the people that approach you that determines your character when you have a gf.


Easy there cheese.........lol

[BBbox]

^^^ lol
dremen... that link killed me

jers... ur ex was a SMOKESHOW! hot girls get about 100000X more attention than any hot guy. im sure she was dealing with alot more temptation then you... its not really a good excuse!

[#8]

^^ im just saying dude.

[Durk]

I believe your school has a disproportionate girl to guy ratio am I right Jerz? Why the F did I end up in this sausage fest of a town lol.

[dremen]

i would think most humans would have the decency.


Them 2 words don't really go well together, where have you been bro?:(

[BBbox]

as a side note... lets get some details on what its like being with a peeler

[#8]

^^ lol

i can tell you that when she saw me she came up and asked me if i wanted a dance. i told her i had no money so my friend reached over and handed me $20.

we went for a dance and everything was ok (keep in mind im HAMMERED DRUNK). the song ends and she leans over and says "you are hot as ****". i just laughed and said "yeah, sure....im out of money though...so...".

shes like "no for real, dont worry about it....ill dance for you for free"

i was like WTF. is this really happenning? she gave me 3 more free dances which is like finding a unicorn in real life. only in fairy tales and urban legends have such circumstances occurred. my friends could not believe what happened when i told them. i was gone for so long they thought i blew a couple hundred bucks. she sat down and chatted with me for a bit after too and plugged her number into my phone and called it to show me it was legit.....

that was the start of the end....

[BBbox]

and then you brought her home.....

[#8]

i didnt sleep with her dude, so the story is really only cool up to that point.

[Talo]

^^ lol

i can tell you that when she saw me she came up and asked me if i wanted a dance. i told her i had no money so my friend reached over and handed me $20.

we went for a dance and everything was ok (keep in mind im HAMMERED DRUNK). the song ends and she leans over and says "you are hot as ****". i just laughed and said "yeah, sure....im out of money though...so...".

shes like "no for real, dont worry about it....ill dance for you for free"

i was like WTF. is this really happenning? she gave me 3 more free dances which is like finding a unicorn in real life. only in fairy tales and urban legends have such circumstances occurred. my friends could not believe what happened when i told them. i was gone for so long they thought i blew a couple hundred bucks. she sat down and chatted with me for a bit after too and plugged her number into my phone and called it to show me it was legit.....

that was the start of the end....

I had the same exact thing happen to me about 3 years ago . Any time I go out with my friends and get drunk I always get into trouble , or what could be trouble because no matter what I always leave. I never say by I just have to get the **** out at the end of the night. I am married and have never cheated . It is always nice getting attention when I go out , but that's all I chalk it up as. I can also say that I guarentee my wife gets way more attention then I ever would when she goes out with the girls. It's just something that happens .

[Danger]

i didnt sleep with her dude, so the story is really only cool up to that point.

WHAT!!! :confused:

[dremen]

i didnt sleep with her dude


Man ALMOST as funny as asking your own sister to wash your back when your taking a bath:mock

[buildinthaskinnys]

i didnt sleep with her dude, so the story is really only cool up to that point.

Are you kidding me? you didnt even do it? All this over some heavy petting? I hate it when people use the term "hookin up" what the hell is that supposed to mean anyway? You need to copulate with that ripper post haste!! seal the deal!! you suffered the agony without even tasting the sweet wine of victory!! tally forth and plunge deep into the chasm of glory!!

use condoms

[BBbox]

^^ i think he said he recieved but she did not... so he got a goodol' blowjob in exchange for his gf

[natenator]

^^ i think he said he recieved but she did not... so he got a goodol' blowjob in exchange for his gf
wasn't his g/f.

[IronRobi]

Funny, last time I was in Toronto a stripper tried to pick me up. The damn corporate trainer thought it would be funny to give her my business card too. For like 3 weeks she'd call and send me daily e-mails about how great I was. ****ing annoying.

[natenator]

Funny, last time I was in Toronto a stripper tried to pick me up. The damn corporate trainer thought it would be funny to give her my business card too. For like 3 weeks she'd call and send me daily e-mails about how great I was. ****ing annoying.
lmao. I'd do it too hehe

[Danger]

He said he got her number, dial that shit up and seal the deal... pics are a MUST!

[IronRobi]

lmao. I'd do it too hehe

Problem was that we told the bar manager that we were holding a conference the next day with 1500 employees accross the country and we were canvasing looking for which strip club we'd bring them too after. We got to drink for free, free dances, the full vip treatment. Then he goes out and hands out my card that says "Sales Manager" not "CEO" hahaha Thank god she was into me or our asses woulda been on the street.

[Danger]

Funny, last time I was in Toronto a stripper tried to pick me up. The damn corporate trainer thought it would be funny to give her my business card too. For like 3 weeks she'd call and send me daily e-mails about how great I was. ****ing annoying.

Thats one of those Quality "problems" huh :D

[IronRobi]

Thats one of those Quality "problems" huh :D

It is when your GF is looking at your phone going "Who's this Ontario number that keeps calling you?"

[JifeLacket]

and i had to deal with this shit all saturday night... hahahaha :D

what a lil muffin, awww

[BBbox]

and i had to deal with this shit all saturday night... hahahaha :D

what a lil muffin, awww

^^^ ??????

and how did you help him get over it :lick

[#8]

^^ true story. me and JL got shitfaced drunk on saturday night in the midst of all this fury. ****ed up night....

[BBbox]

LOL your gf found out about all these and you STILL went out and got drunk that night? Youre a pro! Is JL a good wingman at least?

I imagine you guys have some SERIOUS drinking plans for the coming weeks...

[JifeLacket]

Dude, i was tanked.. haha. **** girls bro you're right on the money, lucky me i got invited over for a 'movie' tonight with this one chick and i know she's wild, this one does not get a piece of my heart! Im done with that for now

[JifeLacket]

Im the best wingman ever, ill fight anyone, and win.. i dont care if its kimbo or what, ill rip his balls off and put them in his eye sockets haha.. just kidding.. naht

When im back from LA i could foresee another night or three on the town, with a clear mind... well, clear as in no drama, pussy will be on the mind

[#8]

im taking a step back from power drinking to get some training and school work done.

hes a decent wingman though. ive seen better, but ive seen worse....

[BBbox]

wait im confused... how are we using ther term "wingman"?

[JifeLacket]

**** you too.. but agreed, i have world records to break in the near future. I'll still go down at 2am sober and pick up stragglers.. hahahahaha, would that be considered using? nahhhhhhhh

[JifeLacket]

wait im confused... how are we using ther term "wingman"?

Im not sure either, but i dont care its clear that im not good enough for him :(

[BBbox]

^^^ wingman is generally the guy who picks up the ugly chick so his friend can get the hottie....

did you take one for the team and let him have a smokeshow to ease his pain?

[waderow]

you can often get the hottie by going up the ugly one. Go talk to the ugly one, hottie knows she's hottie, so she gets jealous, then ask fatty who her friends are... get introduced, and then start talking to hottie. She will then work for it, becasue she doesnt want to get out done by her fat friend.

[#8]

^^ brilliant.

JL, you know you will always be good enough for me. im taking you under my wing and showing you what NOT to do....lol

watch and dont learn....

[BBbox]

well hopefully you both scored hot chicks and noone had to distract the fatty

^^^ watch and dont learn? what does that mean?

[BBbox]

im taking a step back from power drinking to get some training and school work done.

Takin some time off to heal before getting back out there eh! Finally moving on? Sounds good dude healthy choice.

Just make a classier pick for your next rebound. And take pics next time too ;)

[JifeLacket]

<3 ya jers, the big bro i never had :)

[JifeLacket]

wade, you and a few others on this board could and should write a novel about this shit!

[BBbox]

do you want to know how twised and small the world that i live in is?

they knew eachother from highschool.....so ****ed....

I now believe in Karma

[monkey]

While I was backpacking, I ended up at 5 AM in a club/ whorehouse.. ( Keep in mind, I was shit faced..)
The hottest one around came up to me and I kept saying ' no, dont pay for sex etc.." She wouldnt let loose.. so I told my friend who spoke the language to take care of that.

He comes back, telling me she does not want money, she just wants to dance.. well, we danced, she took me to the bar managers villa.. had a pool party with a bunch of prossis and scary guys..

Ended up leaving to a hotel with her.. I ordered soo much to the room , that I couldn't pay for it, so she had to pay a big chunk of the room.. best sex with a smoking girl.. all for free..She ended up hanging out with me for a while.. but being sober, her job disgusted me..so I left that city.

Eitherway, was funny as **** at that time...

[CanadianIron]

You shouldnt have sex til you're married... :)

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without sounding like a total douche, my biggest problem is that i have ZERO problems meeting women lol. nice ones, assholes, weirdos, psycho's, they all flock to me like im some sort of trouble magnet.

seriously. its ****ed up. i cant even leave the house. its fun to get attention, but it makes the temptation always there. its how you handle the people that approach you that determines your character when you have a gf.

Hey Jers! How many girls have been "flocked" to you lately? you able to handle all that temptation or what?

lol

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Are you guys STILL back together? I kinda miss the weekly "SHE FOUND OUT I ****ED UP EVEN MORE" posts.... Or did you just figure out how to keep your ****ups secret?

[JifeLacket]

Hey Jers! How many girls have been "flocked" to you lately? you able to handle all that temptation or what?

lol

Dude girls almost fall off their treadmills when he walks by, however once they have fallen i come by and pick them up :)

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^^ sounds like a good deal for you