I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline

[physique]

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline

Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.



Assholes..................

excellent joke.

[thesizzler]

Bwahawhahaaa !!

Hehehehe ..


Oh haha
that was good

[#8]

LOL.....WTF.....

ummmm....ok?

[waderow]

lol i laughed

[Big D]

lol good one

[kloan]

hey physique, things may seem bleak right now but they will get better. please don't drive a truck or operate any other heavy equipment.. you and/or others could get hurt.

we're here to help if you need to talk about anything.


(ps: :ne)

[HoliTheCat]

I lol'd too!

[baza]

Someone had that as their FB status a cuople months ago. Was funny.

[theboss]

baboom-tish!

[GYMBRAT]

makes sense LOL gotta love them!! NOTTTTTTT

[waderow]

I did that as my status on FB and people started asking me if I was really suicidal all concerned and shit. Joke FAIL. I had to explain it to them, and they were like... "ooooh.. ha ha. gotcha"

**** me. i thought that shit was gold

[Ritch]

LOL!

[tiramisu]

..... "Suicide Hotline, one moment please." lol.

[vlad]

LOL that's a good one!

[RagingRandy]

I did that as my status on FB and people started asking me if I was really suicidal all concerned and shit. Joke FAIL. I had to explain it to them, and they were like... "ooooh.. ha ha. gotcha"

**** me. i thought that shit was gold

This just proves the intelligence level of most FB users.

[Iwant2Grow]

lolzzzzz

[Big D]

This just proves the intelligence level of most FB users.

lol

[tex]

lmao....green for you

[champcar99]

Good one Phys