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physique
02-11-2009, 10:11 PM
FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP.

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most
of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or
religion, but the Indian Embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the
true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.
On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see
whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop,
a taxi cab or a motel in Canada. If nothing is there, he must remain
in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical advice.


*joke* :ne:ne:ne:laugh

Ritch
02-11-2009, 10:13 PM
That is so green worthy!

JifeLacket
03-11-2009, 10:35 AM
hahahaha so good

GYMBRAT
03-11-2009, 10:45 AM
lmao, had me goin in the first paragraph!

turboturist
03-11-2009, 10:52 AM
lol, I thought this was going to be a rant on the department of transport...

AlbertaBeef
03-11-2009, 01:10 PM
I thought it the men had turbins because they were "pull start" and the women had the dot because they were "push starts"

I'm glad you cleared that up

ianfxmen
03-11-2009, 05:52 PM
he he funny stuff

Doryphorus
10-11-2009, 03:53 AM
LOL that's a good one