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Mastagon
30-10-2009, 05:42 AM
I hate this woman. That smarmy ****ing look you had on your face for the entire Batman movie. Like that one part in her monologue about Carmine Falcone, where she stops infront of his main joint and says "you wanna thank him for that, go ahead" all I could think of was Goddamnit you smarmy alien faced whore, you are ruining this awesomeness. I just saw a picture of her on imdb, and it reminded me of how angry she makes me.

kloan
30-10-2009, 05:45 AM
Her replacement was worse.

Mastagon
30-10-2009, 05:54 AM
I didn't mind her nearly as much. Though still not a good choice. But then again, if you rate her on how much screen time she is able to give her nose holes, she is excellent. Case in point:

kloan
30-10-2009, 05:58 AM
You could tell they only picked her because she ~kinda~ looks like Katie Holmes in a distorted sort of way... she wasn't smug like Katie was though, I just didn't really like her in the movie anyway.

Mastagon
30-10-2009, 06:00 AM
I just don't think the character is well written. In the first one, there's no point to her beyond unattainable love interest. She is just a shell. Not as bad in the second one, but still. The awesomeness of batman does not need stupid characters like this to prop him up

kloan
30-10-2009, 06:02 AM
Necessary though because she's basically how 2 face is created.... annoying chicks aside, both movies are great.

cheesesteak
30-10-2009, 06:20 AM
When I was in grade 10 I was in love with her. I'm ashamed of that now.

Mastagon
30-10-2009, 06:31 AM
and so you should be!!

cheesesteak
30-10-2009, 06:37 AM
In grade 10 we had to take an image off the computer and make a shirt out of it. Guess who I did one of?

: hangs head in shame :

I ****ing can't stand her now. I used to watch that Dawson's Creek show religiously too. It's on at the gym when I do cardio and I tried watching it again and it made me wanna smash the treadmill monitor.

kloan
30-10-2009, 06:48 AM
^^hahaha... that's good! this is a normal response one expects from watching such a show.. I'm glad you've come to your senses... man I hated that show.

hey if you still have that shirt you should modify it somehow. stick a dick on her forehead or something.

cheesesteak
30-10-2009, 06:56 AM
I was thinking of when I get some arms I'll cut the sleeves off and wear it around. "you looking at my Katie?!" and give them the crazy eyes.

I also can't stand Saved By the Bell, another show that I loved as a kid. Sooooo stupid now.

BAM
30-10-2009, 07:05 AM
Katie Holmes..


Yeah.. I'd hit it.

cheesesteak
30-10-2009, 07:09 AM
Aren't you afraid you'd break it? She's weighs about 82.3lbs

BAM
30-10-2009, 07:41 AM
I wouldnt be laying on her like a winded elephant seal

cheesesteak
30-10-2009, 08:10 AM
You can still break from behind bro... or break yourself with her bony ass

waderow
30-10-2009, 10:52 AM
girls are made for a good pounding, she would be okay

champcar99
30-10-2009, 11:20 AM
Katie holmes one the worst actresses along with that idiot I also dislike as much Quenth Peltrow...gawd they both make me sick...I can't ****ing stand watching a movie with them in it

AlladdinSane
30-10-2009, 07:00 PM
I hate this woman. That smarmy ****ing look you had on your face for the entire Batman movie. Like that one part in her monologue about Carmine Falcone, where she stops infront of his main joint and says "you wanna thank him for that, go ahead" all I could think of was Goddamnit you smarmy alien faced whore, you are ruining this awesomeness. I just saw a picture of her on imdb, and it reminded me of how angry she makes me.

I have said this so many times to anybody that would listen. The same scene, every time I watch it I yell out loud to Christian Bale to shoot her in the ****ing face!

Mastagon
30-10-2009, 11:18 PM
I have said this so many times to anybody that would listen. The same scene, every time I watch it I yell out loud to Christian Bale to shoot her in the ****ing face!

Ahmen brother.

JacktheThriller
30-10-2009, 11:25 PM
luckily the batman movies dont rely too heavily on females, thank god the character died now for some hot ones

kloan
31-10-2009, 01:02 AM
^^hopefully...

_Ragnar_
31-10-2009, 11:10 AM
I think you guys need more test she`s hot.


http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2009/03/Katie-Holmes.jpg

JacktheThriller
31-10-2009, 12:09 PM
i look hot when im photoshopped too, real time in a movie even with professional makeup she is a gutter girl

Mastagon
31-10-2009, 07:25 PM
i look hot when im photoshopped too, real time in a movie even with professional makeup she is a gutter girl

I know what you mean. You should see my 14" photoshopped penis.