Recent breakup

[daande]

So about a month ago I was dating my right hand. I have recently broke up with her and I am now dating my left hand. Best decision ever, discuss.

[BBbox]

Why dont you just date both at the same time

[cheesesteak]

Why dont you just date both at the same time

Not all of us have 6"+ schlongs

[Shortdave]

Why dont you just date both at the same time

doesn't have enough to go around?

[Shortdave]

Not all of us have 6"+ schlongs
Small hands make things look more impressive.

[champcar99]

TOO FUNNY...lol..

[theboss]

left hand can be a magical experience. lol

[Durk]

Rofl your sig makes me lol davo

[daande]

I tried both at once but it didnt workout.

[cheesesteak]

Small hands make things look more impressive.

No doubt. I shave my junk and it makes it look an inch bigger.

[ELCANADA]

Time to hook up with the "stranger" left or right.

[tex]

Not all of us have 6"+ schlongs youve seen his schlong? :popc

[pseclint]

buy a fleshlight, put it between your matresses and just dont tell your hand

[LonelyBedouin]

buy a fleshlight, put it between your matresses and just dont tell your hand

but thats cheatin!! I could never disrespect my hand like that

[JifeLacket]

wayyyyy ahead of you guys im onto the left foot

dont ask how...

[cheesesteak]

buy a fleshlight, put it between your matresses and just dont tell your hand

So what do you do, just blow your load into the thing? How do you clean it?

<---- Until I'm looking like that, a fleshlight is as good as it's gonna get

[Born2Juice4Ever]

I tried dating my LEFT hand once....I almost pulled my pecker from the roots :( NO balance whatsoever....damn!!



b2J

[daande]

I tried dating my LEFT hand once....I almost pulled my pecker from the roots :( NO balance whatsoever....damn!!



b2J

Honestly, keep trying its well worth the effort!

[zeezee]

So about a month ago I was dating my right hand. I have recently broke up with her and I am now dating my left hand. Best decision ever, discuss.


Best post ever. It should be a *sticky*. :)

[zeezee]

Small hands make things look more impressive.


I'll remember that when I am in my next relationship. I have small hands. :)

[Van Zan]

buy a fleshlight, put it between your matresses and just dont tell your hand

I love fleshlight! and I also love the tunga too. every man should have those at there disposition

[Anthony]

I love fleshlight! and I also love the tunga too. every man should have those at there disposition

Theres also something called a "Vagina" haha that works pretty good too

[JMP]

Wtf ? Lol

[Anthony]

hahah this is a messed up thread, everyones talking about wanking off