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Bowlcut
14-10-2009, 02:23 PM
http://www.auburnpub.com/articles/2009/10/14/latest_news/9latestnews.txt


Turo was transported to court in the back of a Ford F-150 pickup truck and was sentenced near the courthouse's loading dock.

How about sentence him to loosing 400lbs?
tex
14-10-2009, 02:35 PM
im guessing he'll be in the hospital ward the whole time.....free food, free medical and tv!!!! probably more like a vacation from his mobile home!!
ELCANADA
14-10-2009, 02:52 PM
How would you like to be the poor bastard sharing a cell with this dude....bet he calls top bunk.
Ritch
14-10-2009, 02:55 PM
^^^ Ha ha ha... I wonder what they do with really fat people in prison? If he can`t walk that means he can`t shower. So does somebody draw a bath for him, or even worse wash the guy?
waderow
14-10-2009, 03:11 PM
guys, not sure we are allowed to talk about the body fat % challenged folk. IW will be here any second now. I am out
ironwill
14-10-2009, 03:42 PM
guys, not sure we are allowed to talk about the body fat % challenged folk. IW will be here any second now. I am out

lolol...baby got a lil poop in another thread, sorry i hurt your feeling

You are a strange one mr grinch......;)
since you brought it up, you have been pmd and also asked several times to chill out, and cant comprehend that....sooooo...live and learn.....
yeah its just my swollen ego talking, i really dont want things to be better here, just my ego, thats all...im very insecure........and i live for these buttons...
ELCANADA
14-10-2009, 03:47 PM
^^^ Ha ha ha... I wonder what they do with really fat people in prison? If he can`t walk that means he can`t shower. So does somebody draw a bath for him, or even worse wash the guy?

Something tells me the "dropping the soap" rule does not apply to this guy.
guym
14-10-2009, 05:08 PM
Bread + water diet might help :p
faller
15-10-2009, 07:49 AM
"who weighs between 570 and 600 pounds" I guess when you weigh this much a difference of 30LB. is negligable.
RagingRandy
15-10-2009, 10:09 AM
Cdnsoldier,..cough...ooops i mean waderow.........lil slip up there didnt mean to spill da beans bro...


Question....If this is true why was he not banned along with CNDsoldier? It seems to me that either this is a lie or that Waderow\CDNsoldier is being protected by MP for some reason. Clarification is in order.
ironwill
15-10-2009, 10:14 AM
No clarification is in order...we had a falling out yesterday, I thought at the time he was acting like cdn soldier and i called him a name like child would do, and i then retracted it this am in a thread of its own apologizing to waderow in off topic, we got out of hand yesterday......cest la vie, let it go...no need for more drama......Im staying out of debates that dont involve me.......:D
Thats not my role.......
im here to keep nate in line...that is all....:greet
natenator
15-10-2009, 11:36 AM
No clarification is in order...we had a falling out yesterday, I thought at the time he was acting like cdn soldier and i called him a name like child would do, and i then retracted it this am in a thread of its own apologizing to waderow in off topic, we got out of hand yesterday......cest la vie, let it go...no need for more drama......Im staying out of debates that dont involve me.......:D
Thats not my role.......
im here to keep nate in line...that is all....:greet
And soon your hick ass will be gone as a Moderator and the board can get back to being happy. 3 Threads started about you since you became a Moderator. Do the math...
Bowlcut
15-10-2009, 02:30 PM
Stop hijacking my thread you shit stains!
We are here to make fun of people who need to rub baby powder into their skinfolds.

Leave it up to the Nuge to call it straight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5OkcRVs5ik
MikeyFXD35
16-10-2009, 10:52 PM
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