View Full Version : Stealing From The Mandarin Buffet???
ELCANADA
08-10-2009, 02:51 PM
I ended up getting stuck for lunch with two good bros and they opted for The Mandarin buffet. They know I am on a cut yet the assholes picked the worst place in the world for fried shit.
I said screw it I can get my 500-600 calories out on the “healthy alternatives” while they wolf down deep fried carbs and MSG. I have never seen more fat ****s in one place, it actually motivated me not to eat like the rest of them.
Anyways I ended up going in with my laptop case, as the last time I left it in the car some douche broke my window to get at it. I started thinking I am paying 20 bucks to eat a few pieces of chicken, some shrimp and a bit of salad ****. I happen to have some plastic bags in my bag so said screw it time to get my moneys worth. I ended up loading it with a good bit of chicken, roast beef and shrimp.
I am one of those guys that always gets a guilty conscious from doing shit I am not supposed to.
The question…….do you consider it stealing?????
theboss
08-10-2009, 02:55 PM
yes it is stealing.
thats why they put a time limit on how long people can be in there..or they would come for lunch and stay for dinner...no different than loading up your tupperware and taking it home...its a different meal!
waderow
08-10-2009, 03:20 PM
I ended up getting stuck for lunch with two good bros and they opted for The Mandarin buffet. They know I am on a cut yet the assholes picked the worst place in the world for fried shit.
I said screw it I can get my 500-600 calories out on the “healthy alternatives” while they wolf down deep fried carbs and MSG. I have never seen more fat ****s in one place, it actually motivated me not to eat like the rest of them.
Anyways I ended up going in with my laptop case, as the last time I left it in the car some douche broke my window to get at it. I started thinking I am paying 20 bucks to eat a few pieces of chicken, some shrimp and a bit of salad ****. I happen to have some plastic bags in my bag so said screw it time to get my moneys worth. I ended up loading it with a good bit of chicken, roast beef and shrimp.
I am one of those guys that always gets a guilty conscious from doing shit I am not supposed to.
The question…….do you consider it stealing?????
you get caught, and bam! criminal record. no travelling. no govt jobs. fines. jail? for 2 bucks worth of chicken LOL come on bro
ELCANADA
08-10-2009, 03:26 PM
Good point. I guess its one of those thing...if you have to ask if its wrong then its probably wrong.
I grew up Catholic and we are we are taught to feel guilty for everything ..hence my guilty conscious.
Man can you imagine explaining why you have a criminal record.....ummm I stole a few pieces of shrimp and a bit of chicken...... I would at least lie and say it was a car or a 61" LCD.
Then again the folk at mandarin probably stole someones pet to feed me.
natenator
08-10-2009, 04:08 PM
Then again the folk at mandarin probably stole someones pet to feed me.
Sig. material right there! lol
Mr Ontario
08-10-2009, 04:12 PM
I hardly doubt it lol :)
you get caught, and bam! criminal record. no travelling. no govt jobs. fines. jail? for 2 bucks worth of chicken LOL come on bro
kloan
08-10-2009, 04:50 PM
slap on the wrist...
Andre
08-10-2009, 04:51 PM
I don't steal from the buffets... but I eat enough to make sure they are losing money with me :)
Big D
08-10-2009, 04:57 PM
your good to go, no big deal.
rated_rko
08-10-2009, 06:42 PM
i cant kill mandarin anymore but sushi i rape and destroy there all u can eat
l6873
08-10-2009, 07:33 PM
yes it is stealing.
thats why they put a time limit on how long people can be in there..or they would come for lunch and stay for dinner...no different than loading up your tupperware and taking it home...its a different meal!
Some places have time limits? I once spent 5 hours at an all you can eat Indian place stuffing myself. I even did pushups in the washroom to burn calories so I could eat more.
Some places have time limits? I once spent 5 hours at an all you can eat Indian place stuffing myself. I even did pushups in the washroom to burn calories so I could eat more.
This is some crazy stuff
liquidfire
09-10-2009, 12:36 AM
I doubt you'd get a criminal record for theft... But I'm sure they wouldn't let you come back to their buffet!
tiramisu
09-10-2009, 01:24 AM
I feel old. It's been a long time since I got my money's worth at the buffet. I eat 7-8 times a day but I can't do it all in one sitting.
theboss
09-10-2009, 08:30 AM
Some places have time limits? I once spent 5 hours at an all you can eat Indian place stuffing myself. I even did pushups in the washroom to burn calories so I could eat more.
you mean you put your hands on the bathroom floor....you are gross my man.
l6873
09-10-2009, 03:19 PM
you mean you put your hands on the bathroom floor....you are gross my man.
Nothing a little soap can't take care of. My diet was super strict back then so I had to make my cheat meals count.
grader
09-10-2009, 04:01 PM
stealing yes, imoral... not in my books. who cares your right 20 bucks to eat **** all worth of food while they charge 4 bucks for the smallest glass of milk you have ever seen in your life. all the buffets make a killing off of people by over charging for everything so why not compinsate your loss and take some home.
Andre
09-10-2009, 04:23 PM
Some places have time limits? I once spent 5 hours at an all you can eat Indian place stuffing myself. I even did pushups in the washroom to burn calories so I could eat more.
Last time I ate Indian, I also spent 5 hours in the bathroom... but I was not doing pushups... I hate Indian food!
Iwant2Grow
12-10-2009, 02:02 AM
Good point.
Then again the folk at mandarin probably stole someones pet to feed me.
LMFAO -Priceless^
Last time I ate Indian, I also spent 5 hours in the bathroom... but I was not doing pushups... I hate Indian food!
lolz
tiramisu
12-10-2009, 02:08 AM
An all you can eat thai green curry might help with my weight problem. Even thanksgiving dinner didn't push me over 230 :(
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