im f'in confused

[rated_rko]

so hey fellow bodybuilders....so i just got rid of this stuck up bitch earlier this week...and i was like to my buddy yeah...time to just relax i dont even wanna date anyone right now...and now 48hrs later i got this chick who wants to go on our 1st date at the drivein....im confused as hell..i met this girl in august at my buddies housewarming party...we played some beer pong talked a bit she let me smoke a j with her and i even ashed in her drink like a douche cuz i didnt really care lol...so yeah she added me on fb and stuff i said thanks for the pot and she says ur welcome thats that...nope...she was on fb chat a few days ago and was like hey hows it going...i give her the rundown im going to a show and such and she is like oh wow i like that band and i wish i was going...then she was like oh im getting kicked off the comp her sis wants to use it do u txt? so im like yeah i got a crackberry...so we exchange digits and she is like oh were on the topic of music so name some other bands/artists i like...i throw back some i like...then she doesnt respond...so im like no biggie i dont care....then the next day she txts me she fell asleep and sorry im like no problem...and i told her my camera broke and i need to get a new one...she then is like oh we should go camera shopping...im like sure but then change the subject...she asked what im up to...i tell her gym and then sushi with my buddies...then she is like oh i need to work out etc....im like your a lifeguard you dont need too....then she is like sushi is her life and we should go sometime...so im like sure...so whatever i go with my buddies and such and pick up a camera without her...she txts me how was it etc...then i reached to work she was like hows work etc...so were just shooting the shit back and forth...then today im like oh i got a camera by the way sorry...and she is like :O she was mad we didnt go together and im like ok well we can do something else...so all of a sudden i made the suggestion and now next saturday were chillin....but yeah im like anythng you want to do...and she is like up to me and im like im down for whatever yuk yuks is decent and even the drivein but its cold....so yeah she is like oh lets go to the drivein and keep each other warm...so yeah is that an open invitation for some vag...im so overwhelmed cuz im not even trying to hookup with anyone and now im going to the drivein with her...what do i expect...lil bit of cuddling or do i go in for the bang...what u guys think?

[Durk]

Bang, but make her work for it.

[rated_rko]

shes been doing most of the work thus far

[Durk]

tease her a bit. Trust me she will rape u

[JonnyO]

Make sure to bring a cooler full of panty peelers and she's yours for the takin'. You got a good back seat? If not borrow and buddies ride that has some rompin' room. Keep us posted.

[rated_rko]

alrite i will bring a some panty remover when i go...and ill keep u guys posted...

[rated_rko]

now heres the messed up part the chick is 17!

[Mr.Freeze]

now heres the messed up part the chick is 17!

lol you kept the best part for the end :popc

[MuSuLPhReAk]

Depending on your age, you might be doing something illegal if you have sex with her.

You don't need that kind of problem in your life. Stay friends with her until she turns 18 and take it from there.

[PdH]

The legal age for consensual vaginal sex in Canada is 16, unless there is a relationship of trust or dependence (teacher, doctor, etc) at which point it's 18. These individuals may face institutional sanctions, but can't be criminally prosecuted. The legal age for consensual anal sex remains 18, although a couple of cases have ruled against this section. No amendments have taken place so the Crown is still willing to prosecute which is a really good reason to stay away from that orifice.

[waderow]

do it... 17 is legal... and hot. And if you want to live on the edge... pin her in the ass. Think of how nice it would be.... About 2 miles less cock, and about 3000 less shits then a 30yo.

[PdH]

^^^^Troublemaker ;)

[rated_rko]

lol yeah when i met her she told me she was 19 initally but i found out she was 17 and like wow she didnt even look 17...theres less than a decade between us lol...im just so confused how a 17 yr old girl could this agressive lol

[waderow]

lol yeah when i met her she told me she was 19 initally but i found out she was 17 and like wow she didnt even look 17...theres less than a decade between us lol...im just so confused how a 17 yr old girl could this agressive lol

she probably likes you for your personality, and for your maturity. consider the 17 yo boys that chase her daily all wanting ass. You act like you dont want ass, and now you get the ass.....

dude. take pics the second she turns 18 and post em up... either that or edit out all talk of 17 and change to 18.... and post em! jk

[MuSuLPhReAk]

You're insane wad, did anyone ever tell you that?? :D

[PdH]

lol yeah when i met her she told me she was 19 initally but i found out she was 17 and like wow she didnt even look 17...theres less than a decade between us lol...im just so confused how a 17 yr old girl could this agressive lol

Dude, a word of advice. You best be 'confirming' her real age with documentation. She doesn't even look 17? The fact that someone 'told' you that she's 17 is no legal defence. Just think if she's under-age and you have legal problems. You'll end up in PC hoping to christ the guards won't let the general population anywhere near you. Then when you get out, you'll be labeled a pedophile, running from community to community for the rest of your life. Worth it?

[natenator]

one word: PARAGRAPHS!

god that was a horrible read.

[natenator]

27 and 17.. stay away!!!!

[waderow]

27 and 17.. stay away!!!!

dude.... didnt you just do a 17yo not too long ago? a gymnast or something? There's a pic of her ass floating around somewhere


damned hypocrite :)

[natenator]

dude.... didnt you just do a 17yo not too long ago? a gymnast or something? There's a pic of her ass floating around somewhere


damned hypocrite :)
she was not 17! I think she was 19 or 20. Can't recall lol

[Ritch]

paragraphs please.

[waderow]

she was not 17! I think she was 19 or 20. Can't recall lol

you exploited that poor young thing. she wanted to be loved, and you just wanted tail.
you violated her...time and time again.....

AND NOW ITS rated_rko's TURN !!!! wohoo .... post pics

[waderow]

and as far as the proof of 17 thing.... try to get her saying it on a cel phone video...

"how old are you sweetie?"
"I am 17 hehe"


then my legal advice to you is Good To Go

[rated_rko]

lol im not 27 im 23 there is what 6 yr difference...ill throw up pics if u want lol

[waderow]

ok. i'll take a peek

[natenator]

you exploited that poor young thing. she wanted to be loved, and you just wanted tail.
you violated her...time and time again.....

AND NOW ITS rated_rko's TURN !!!! wohoo .... post pics
trust me dude, I gave her so much love that her roomies and dorm peeps heard it loud and clear :D

[Diesel_250]

do it... 17 is legal... and hot. And if you want to live on the edge... pin her in the ass. Think of how nice it would be.... About 2 miles less cock, and about 3000 less shits then a 30yo.

LMAO:a+

[marino]

She's maybe 17 and she's a stalker, this could go bad, real bad.

[rated_rko]

alrite here u go guys

[rated_rko]

now u see what im working with here

[L3]

dude...wtf... why are you not all up in that rather then posting about it on the internet..jeeze

[rated_rko]

mod take them down if u find them inapproperitate

[natenator]

**** you man. I'll bang her for ya. I'll likely do a better job than you anyways. You seem the sensitive type and that's definitely not what this lil lass needs right now :D

[rated_rko]

lol dont be jealous man....ill do it up..its just ****d the youngest id go before was 19...so i guess i need to hit up new ground maybe for round two ill pop a babyblue and have a rock hard time lol

[Van Zan]

so hey fellow bodybuilders....so i just got rid of this stuck up bitch earlier this week...and i was like to my buddy yeah...time to just relax i dont even wanna date anyone right now...and now 48hrs later i got this chick who wants to go on our 1st date at the drivein....im confused as hell..i met this girl in august at my buddies housewarming party...we played some beer pong talked a bit she let me smoke a j with her and i even ashed in her drink like a douche cuz i didnt really care lol...so yeah she added me on fb and stuff i said thanks for the pot and she says ur welcome thats that...nope...she was on fb chat a few days ago and was like hey hows it going...i give her the rundown im going to a show and such and she is like oh wow i like that band and i wish i was going...then she was like oh im getting kicked off the comp her sis wants to use it do u txt? so im like yeah i got a crackberry...so we exchange digits and she is like oh were on the topic of music so name some other bands/artists i like...i throw back some i like...then she doesnt respond...so im like no biggie i dont care....then the next day she txts me she fell asleep and sorry im like no problem...and i told her my camera broke and i need to get a new one...she then is like oh we should go camera shopping...im like sure but then change the subject...she asked what im up to...i tell her gym and then sushi with my buddies...then she is like oh i need to work out etc....im like your a lifeguard you dont need too....then she is like sushi is her life and we should go sometime...so im like sure...so whatever i go with my buddies and such and pick up a camera without her...she txts me how was it etc...then i reached to work she was like hows work etc...so were just shooting the shit back and forth...then today im like oh i got a camera by the way sorry...and she is like :O she was mad we didnt go together and im like ok well we can do something else...so all of a sudden i made the suggestion and now next saturday were chillin....but yeah im like anythng you want to do...and she is like up to me and im like im down for whatever yuk yuks is decent and even the drivein but its cold....so yeah she is like oh lets go to the drivein and keep each other warm...so yeah is that an open invitation for some vag...im so overwhelmed cuz im not even trying to hookup with anyone and now im going to the drivein with her...what do i expect...lil bit of cuddling or do i go in for the bang...what u guys think?

yeah im like...
yeah shes like...
so complicated man plus she seem like a complete nut case and very unstable
just **** her and nerver talk to her again.

[Van Zan]

just noticed she was 17...

but if she is asking for it ...

[rated_rko]

i think your rigth van zan

[kloan]

she looks 17

if i were younger i wouldnt hesitate

[MMASTAR]

sounds like a mess waiting to happen.... good luck with all this..

[bigtavi8]

With pics like that if you DONT do it (as long as you dont break any laws) you will be under homo suspition. JK but honestly why not give her a quick go. Dont go for the kill the first night man at least wait till the movies done and take her home. then go nuts.

[Van Zan]

now I just noticed the pics 6 hours later.
whats wrong whit you?

I want a full report tomorow...

[BDH]

Please ask her to join my BDH Fan Club on Facebook... then, have her add me... then, have her tell me she's 18... then, have her make soft, gentle love to me...

[Van Zan]

...

[rated_rko]

...
lol ill keep u updated man dont worry...latest from her...today was she told her friend she was going to the drivein with me and her friend said to ask me if she could come....so i told her do u want her to come...and she was like nope!! so then i said alrite me and u...then maybe another time her friend can come and we can go do something else lol

[natenator]

god this is like a bad really high school reality show.

[rated_rko]

lol yeah feels like 17 is high school right

[Big D]

god this is like a bad really high school reality show.

I was thinking the same thing,

just hearing from her she sounds like shes 17, sounds very unstable.

have fun man, make sure she dont know to much about you.

[rated_rko]

ill see how it goes...im going to try to get in and out...

[daande]

Me and my 2 buddys ran a train on this 17 year old about 2 months ago...What a whore. You are good to go she took it like a champ.

[natenator]

Me and my 2 buddys ran a train on this 17 year old about 2 months ago...What a whore. You are good to go she took it like a champ.
How much do 17 year old hookers costs these days?

[Big D]

How much do 17 year old hookers costs these days?

a ride to walmart and a bag of candies

[rated_rko]

alrite guys i guess ill update u guys and tell u how it went...so yeah i picked her up on the corner like a hooker i told her because she didnt want me to pick her up from the house...so we went to milestones because i wanted a pitcher of mojitos and she was like sure but she has no ID so she hid in the washroom..lol so after there we headed to the drive in and she was like oh i need coke to drink...so im like ok grab coke if u like i have a surprise for u in the trunk...she was surprised i got her rum for her coke.....so she drank rum and coke and we were trying to watch zombie land then she starting the laying on me shit...which led to me put her hand from on my her leg to on my leg by dick...then she unzipped my jeans...and it was on...i destroyed her and she enjoyed it...so we ended up staying for the 2nd movie the ugly truth oh man guys that was horrible...oh did mention i wasnt wearing briefs so she was shocked that my sugarstick was right there so she didnt have deal with it...but i got the ground and pound done...took her home...and yeah i think were dating but im not sure...nor am i gonna ask her out she said she can skip class sometimes to chill cuz she knows im busy...im like sure...so yeah 17yr olds are sluts!! but whatever she was asking for it...she wore make up and everything i was like wow this is going to be funny...personality wise i had a hard time listening to her but oh well what can u do...i cant really relate to her much but its all good *thumbs up*

[MMASTAR]

LMAO..... love the no briefs trick...

[BBbox]

I cant remember what girls that age talk about. How their favourite color is pink? How mad they are that their curfew is 11pm?

[tex]

i have a daughter....if i found out my underage daughter was with some douchebag feedin her booze to get laid he'd be tied up with some heavy chains and sinking to the bottom faster than you can say "unsolved mysteries" :)

[rated_rko]

id do the same thing...she wanted the rum its her "fav" lol...with fizzy coke oh man last night was jokes

[rated_rko]

I cant remember what girls that age talk about. How their favourite color is pink? How mad they are that their curfew is 11pm?

it was kind of a challenge trying to listen

[JifeLacket]

****in right bruu!

[natenator]

alrite guys i guess ill update u guys and tell u how it went...so yeah i picked her up on the corner like a hooker i told her because she didnt want me to pick her up from the house...so we went to milestones because i wanted a pitcher of mojitos and she was like sure but she has no ID so she hid in the washroom..lol so after there we headed to the drive in and she was like oh i need coke to drink...so im like ok grab coke if u like i have a surprise for u in the trunk...she was surprised i got her rum for her coke.....so she drank rum and coke and we were trying to watch zombie land then she starting the laying on me shit...which led to me put her hand from on my her leg to on my leg by dick...then she unzipped my jeans...and it was on...i destroyed her and she enjoyed it...so we ended up staying for the 2nd movie the ugly truth oh man guys that was horrible...oh did mention i wasnt wearing briefs so she was shocked that my sugarstick was right there so she didnt have deal with it...but i got the ground and pound done...took her home...and yeah i think were dating but im not sure...nor am i gonna ask her out she said she can skip class sometimes to chill cuz she knows im busy...im like sure...so yeah 17yr olds are sluts!! but whatever she was asking for it...she wore make up and everything i was like wow this is going to be funny...personality wise i had a hard time listening to her but oh well what can u do...i cant really relate to her much but its all good *thumbs up*
**** man. PARAGRAPHS!!!!!!!

I'm starting to think you are the 17 year old with the way you write.

[waderow]

i have a daughter....if i found out my underage daughter was with some douchebag feedin her booze to get laid he'd be tied up with some heavy chains and sinking to the bottom faster than you can say "unsolved mysteries" :)

ahahhahahahhaha like you never

[kloan]

**** man. PARAGRAPHS!!!!!!!

I'm starting to think you are the 17 year old with the way you write.

lmao

[rated_rko]

lol.... you may be surprised but im a going to be a teacher in a year... so yeah i just prefer not to type like i do for everything else school related....:)

[Spyder122]

lol.... you may be surprised but im a going to be a teacher in a year... so yeah i just prefer not to type like i do for everything else school related....:)

A High School Teacher? You'll have 17 year old chicks for years to come. Damn, yeah you're screwed.

[daande]

alrite guys i guess ill update u guys and tell u how it went...so yeah i picked her up on the corner like a hooker i told her because she didnt want me to pick her up from the house...so we went to milestones because i wanted a pitcher of mojitos and she was like sure but she has no ID so she hid in the washroom..lol so after there we headed to the drive in and she was like oh i need coke to drink...so im like ok grab coke if u like i have a surprise for u in the trunk...she was surprised i got her rum for her coke.....so she drank rum and coke and we were trying to watch zombie land then she starting the laying on me shit...which led to me put her hand from on my her leg to on my leg by dick...then she unzipped my jeans...and it was on...i destroyed her and she enjoyed it...so we ended up staying for the 2nd movie the ugly truth oh man guys that was horrible...oh did mention i wasnt wearing briefs so she was shocked that my sugarstick was right there so she didnt have deal with it...but i got the ground and pound done...took her home...and yeah i think were dating but im not sure...nor am i gonna ask her out she said she can skip class sometimes to chill cuz she knows im busy...im like sure...so yeah 17yr olds are sluts!! but whatever she was asking for it...she wore make up and everything i was like wow this is going to be funny...personality wise i had a hard time listening to her but oh well what can u do...i cant really relate to her much but its all good *thumbs up*

The good old booze trick! I love it.

[daande]

What did her pussy look like? Whenever I see a new face I try to figure out what her pussy looks like...Weird habit I guess,

[rated_rko]

nah elementary school....i would definitely go to jail if i taught high school...lol
her vag was decent lips werent to big...dark lips....really wet lol...is that good enough for u getting a mental picture daande :P...1st time i crossed over from europe ive been lingering around there for a while so it was good to see a change for once lol...