All time favourite movie quotes! [Archive] - CANADA BODYBUILDING

23-09-2009, 11:10 PM

bigtavi8

23-09-2009, 11:11 PM

Wedding crashers " MOM GET THE MEATLOAF>>>****..I NEVER NO WHAT SHES DOING BACK THERE" the wise words of CHAZ (early and huilarious will farell)

GYMBRAT

23-09-2009, 11:16 PM

I'LL BE BACK.....Arnold S in the Terminator lol nooo kidding I'm not too sure actually, I'll have to think about this one lol

AlladdinSane

23-09-2009, 11:26 PM

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."
"Gimme some sugar, baby."
"First you wanna kill me. Now you wanna kiss me. Blow."

~Bruce Campbell as "Ash" - Army of Darkness

oster

23-09-2009, 11:48 PM

Anyone who has seen The Hangover should remember this... Made me lol so hard...

Alan: Hello. How 'bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City.
[awkward laughter]
Alan: You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!

_Ragnar_

24-09-2009, 12:07 AM

From Braveheart

"God tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're ****ed."

z83

24-09-2009, 12:39 AM

starsky and hutch

PdH

24-09-2009, 12:41 AM

"I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you." - Christopher Walken - True Romance

tiramisu

24-09-2009, 12:45 AM

Women, was it a mistake or did God do it to us on purpose?

physique

24-09-2009, 01:50 AM

i keep getting older and they stay the same age. (something like that from days and confused)

Seth

24-09-2009, 06:23 AM

The price is wrong, bitch

waderow

24-09-2009, 10:00 AM

I could put the entire script of "The Thin Red Line" here. The deepest, most moving movie I have ever heard of. Poetry.

"I remember my mother when she was dyin', looked all shrunk up and gray. I asked her if she was afraid. She just shook her head. I was afraid to touch the death I seen in her. I couldn't find nothin' beautiful or uplifting about her goin' back to God. I heard of people talk about immortality, but I ain't seen it. I wondered how it'd be like when I died, what it'd be like to know this breath now was the last one you was ever gonna draw. I just hope I can meet it the same way she did, with the same... calm. 'Cause that's where it's hidden - the immortality I hadn't seen. "

"What's this war in the heart of nature? Why does nature vie with itself? The land contend with the sea? Is there an avenging power in nature? Not one power, but two?"

"This great evil. Where does it come from? How'd it steal into the world? What seed, what root did it grow from? Who's doin' this? Who's killin' us? Robbing us of life and light. Mockin' us with the sight of what we might've known. Does our ruin benefit the earth? Does it help the grass to grow, the sun to shine? Is this darkness in you, too? Have you passed to this night? "

My favorite was a voice over purportedly from a dead japanese soldier:

"Are you righteous? Kind? Does your confidence lie in this? Are you loved by all? Know that I was, too. Do you imagine your suffering will be any less because you loved goodness and truth? "

Ritch

24-09-2009, 10:51 AM

starsky and hutch

Funny!

BBbox

24-09-2009, 01:09 PM

In this thread you must post who said it (either the characters name in the movie, or the actor/actress), and what movie it is from.

I'll start.

"It's easy not to cheat when nobody wants to **** you." - A. Sandler, Funny People (2009)

I think this quote is SO ****ING TRUE for those who look down on others who have cheated on someone in the past.

It only counts for dudes though, obviously any girl can cheat whenever she wants....she's just a whore

I'm going to assume you cheat like it's your job if your favourite movie quote is one that rationalizes cheating.

Which I guess we would all do considering the new pics of your girlfriend that have been posted.

"I'm not going to say it but it rhymes with shmishmortion" -- knocked up

waderow

24-09-2009, 01:52 PM

I'm going to assume you cheat like it's your job if your favourite movie quote is one that rationalizes cheating.

Which I guess we would all do considering the new pics of your girlfriend that have been posted.

"I'm not going to say it but it rhymes with shmishmortion" -- knocked up

i hope Jersey isnt cheating on that nice girl.

What rhymes with shmishmorion?

PdH

24-09-2009, 01:59 PM

What rhymes with shmishmorion?

A medical procedure in which the doctor uses instruments to scrape the uterine lining. The procedure can also be performed by way of suction or injection of mifepristone and prostaglandin.

24-09-2009, 02:00 PM

Which I guess we would all do considering the new pics of your girlfriend that have been posted.

yeah eh shes a bit of a beast lololololol jk jersey

24-09-2009, 03:50 PM

I have not cheated on my current gf no. I took a lot of heat from some of my friends for cheating in the past, and they liked to get all high and mighty about it. It pissed me off because they were all terrible at getting girls and had no idea what it was like to have a girl, and have to constantly turn down hot box.

Im not trying to sound like a dick.....it just comes naturally.

I have not and would not ever cheat on my current gf. She is amazing, and Im a REALLY lucky guy to have her.

24-09-2009, 03:53 PM

Some good quotes so far. The first one was not my favourite of all time, I just think it makes sense to those who like to get high and mighty on others.....

Anyways....

I also really like:

"**** you. **** you. **** you. You're cool. **** you. Im out!" - Scarface, Half Baked

moneypit

24-09-2009, 04:22 PM

Hey guys. Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later -Lloyd

Dumb and Dumber

AlladdinSane

24-09-2009, 04:23 PM

"**** you. **** you. **** you. You're cool. **** you. Im out!" - Scarface, Half Baked

Rad.

moneypit

24-09-2009, 04:24 PM

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."
"Gimme some sugar, baby."
"First you wanna kill me. Now you wanna kiss me. Blow."

~Bruce Campbell as "Ash" - Army of Darkness

Bruce Campbell is the man "this is my BOOMSTICK"

moneypit

24-09-2009, 04:31 PM

Boondock Saints

"Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God"

"Wait! Rule of thumb? In the early 1900s it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb"

"Hey ****-ass, give me a beer"
"I killed your cat, you druggie bitch"- best scene ever

AlladdinSane

24-09-2009, 04:38 PM

24-09-2009, 04:43 PM

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!" - Shooter McGavin, Happy Gilmore

moneypit

24-09-2009, 04:51 PM

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!" - Shooter McGavin, Happy Gilmore

"you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?" - Happy Gilmore CLassic!

MikeyFXD35

24-09-2009, 04:56 PM

"I shit bigger then you" - City Slickers

gicantor

24-09-2009, 05:16 PM

"If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one cock, they don't call him a bridge builder, they call him a cocksucker."-woody harrelson in play it to the bone

LonelyBedouin

24-09-2009, 05:20 PM

"Dammit, man! I'm a doctor, not a physicist!" - Leonard 'Bones' McCoy

Just finished watching the new Star Trek movie pretty good McCoy has some golden lines in there lol

moneypit

24-09-2009, 05:46 PM

No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. - brian fantana

anchorman

Ritch

24-09-2009, 05:55 PM

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Ritch

24-09-2009, 06:00 PM

When conan answers the question to what`s best in life:

"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentation of the women"

Gemini

26-01-2010, 06:21 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8o0vO779-k

BBbox

26-01-2010, 06:39 PM

It pissed me off because they were all terrible at getting girls and had no idea what it was like to have a girl, and have to constantly turn down hot box.

Im not trying to sound like a dick.....it just comes naturally.

I have not and would not ever cheat on my current gf. She is amazing, and Im a REALLY lucky guy to have her.

LOLL

honestly so much is wrong with this i dont even know where to begin

It comes naturally that youre so damn hot that "poor you" has to turn down hot box all the time?
Yah right dude, most guys who have girlfriends encounters these situations, youre not extra special because of it. Your girlfriends already a smokeshow, but everyone should sympathize with you because you have to turn down all these chicks apparently throwing themselves at you?

Anyways you already proved you cant even turn down dirty stripper box, nevermind "hot box". I have never felt so sorry for someone as I do for your girlfriend with the shit like this that you say and do.

buildinthaskinnys

26-01-2010, 06:40 PM

"What we’ve got here is "failure to communicate". Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week. Which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it any more than you men"

strother martin, cool hand luke.

PdH

26-01-2010, 06:42 PM

It's a hell of a thing killing a man, you take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have - Unforgiven

waderow

26-01-2010, 06:44 PM

LOLL

honestly so much is wrong with this i dont even know where to begin

It comes naturally that youre so damn hot that "poor you" has to turn down hot box all the time?
Yah right dude, most guys who have girlfriends encounters these situations, youre not extra special because of it. Your girlfriends already a smokeshow, but everyone should sympathize with you because you have to turn down all these chicks apparently throwing themselves at you?

Anyways you already proved you cant even turn down dirty stripper box, nevermind "hot box". I have never felt so sorry for someone as I do for your girlfriend with the shit like this that you say and do.

:shock

Gemini

26-01-2010, 06:48 PM

BBbox

26-01-2010, 06:56 PM

BBbox

27-01-2010, 11:40 AM

^^ you know what im not really trying to start shit, its just that after ALL the bitching and moaning about their break ups, were all supposed to feel bad for him, but he says shit like this and its like wholly ****.
This girl is supposedly so "amazing" and hot, and she even forgives him after the dumb shit he claims to have done, yet he cant even keep his shit together to the point where he complains about how difficult is to turn down other hot box? what the **** man, get over yourself.

BBbox

28-01-2010, 11:42 PM

"Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner."
-Step Brothers

Gemini

29-01-2010, 12:07 AM

"I sacrificed so much in my life, can I at least get laid. You know what I mean. I've been robbed most of my money, can I at least get a blow job." - Movie: Life of Iron Mike

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzfKnpg1bp0

JacktheThriller

29-01-2010, 01:05 AM

"RIGHT IN THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!" - The Hangover, obnoxious cop

29-01-2010, 01:07 AM

"oh the weather outside is weather" - Will Farrel (not from a movie but pretty effing jokes)

29-01-2010, 08:13 AM

Blind adoration makes me SO horny - Heavy Metal 2000

Spyder122

29-01-2010, 11:17 AM

MMMMMM MMM. THAT IS A TASTY BURGER. Samuel L Jackson, Pulp Fiction.

Gilmour

29-01-2010, 12:08 PM

Frank Morris (Clint Eastwood) to a black inmate (English) in Escape From Alcatraz :

English : Now you didn't sit down for two reasons, either you scared or you just hate ******s.
Frank Morris : I'm not scared.(sits down next to black inmates)I just hate ******s.

Greatest actor of all time. Clint Eastwood.

marino

29-01-2010, 12:15 PM

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Why do all you guys sit on your helmets?
So we don't get our balls blown off.

Charlie don't surf!

Apocalypse Now one of my all time faves

RagingRandy

29-01-2010, 01:18 PM

American Beauty.... Never underestimate the power of denial.
Sudden Impact.... Go ahead, make my day
Silence of The Lambs..... A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Winnipeg Muscle

29-01-2010, 01:35 PM

a few of my faves...

"It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see, and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such ...as we meet in the struggle of life... or death. It shall be life." The Outlaw Jose Wales

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." Hitman Jules Winnfield's (Samuel L. Jackson) Bible quote - Pulp Fiction

"...And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom! Alba gu bra! (Scotland forever!)" Braveheart

Gilmour

29-01-2010, 02:09 PM

I love the smell of napalm in the morning Smells like...victory

Why do all you guys sit on your helmets?
So we don't get our balls blown off.

Charlie don't surf!

Apocalypse Now one of my all time faves

****ing right. Never get out of the boat!!!!!!!!!!!

Tballs

29-01-2010, 02:33 PM

"One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, 'Walt, what the f*ck are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?' And he says to me, 'Brodie, how the f*ck else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?' My cousin was a weird guy."
-Brodie Bruce, Mallrats

tex

29-01-2010, 02:38 PM

"I'll be all around in the dark - I'll be everywhere. Wherever you can look - wherever there's a fight, so hungry people can eat, I'll be there. Wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy, I'll be there. I'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad. I'll be in the way kids laugh when they're hungry and they know supper's ready, and when the people are eatin' the stuff they raise and livin' in the houses they build - I'll be there, too."

"Seems like the government's got more interest in a dead man than a live one."

Henry Fonda as Tom Joad in "The Grapes of Wrath".....my all-time favourite movie....seems like this movie becomes relevant every few decades when everything crashes.....

Spyder122

29-01-2010, 02:40 PM

Dinner for two. Me and you. Clothing Optional. Ryan Renolds/ Van Wilder.

turboturist

31-01-2010, 01:03 PM

"I'll be your huckleberry"
Doc Hollywood in Toumbstone

The whole speech of Al Pacino at the end of Any Given Sunday

The part in BraveHeart when the crazy Irishman kills his buddy and tells Mel Gibson "he was not right in the head."

Or "In order to find an equal an Irishman is forced to talk to god, Yes Father, the ulmighty says dont change the subject just answer the ****ing question"

turboturist

31-01-2010, 01:36 PM

Couples Retreat
"is his junk out?, ya, now its a party"

oldcanada

01-02-2010, 10:44 PM

ok Not a movie quote but here ...

Slap Chop

" Your gona love my nuts, watch this..........."
"The reason you are going to slap away every day, is thats it's so easy to clean"

Grady

" tacos,fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini..."

Spyder122

02-02-2010, 08:28 AM

OUCH!..... E.T.

Boomer

02-02-2010, 01:13 PM

The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continents, the very position of the sun along its ecliptic. THESE are just a FEW of the things I control in my world! Is that clear?
Master Chief John James Urgayle

Now you will receive us.
We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
We do not want your tired and sick.
It is your corrupt we claim.
It is your evil that will be sought by us.
With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patri. Et Fili. Spiritus Sancti.

- Boondock Saints Courtroom speech