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cheesesteak
23-09-2009, 08:13 PM
Started off on Monday getting a picture taken of me (my avatar) and posting it on facebook. A few hours later had 4 different girls who I don't know add me. Chatted with 2 of them and they offered me sex. Took one of them up on the offter. So I got laid.

Then after I got laid I decided to do some cardio at the gym because she lived a block away. While on the treadmill some cute chick was telling me her marital problems with her husband and making him sound like a real loser and saying she needs a guy who knows what are the right priorities in life. Then she says "you seem like the type".

Yesterday I got asked twice if I take juice (LOL) and I was proud for a second because I figured I finally made it as a gym rat. Then I got miffed because they were trying to sum all my hard work up into a syringe. Later on a guy I thought was my friend got mad because he went into his sister's room and she had my facebook page up. So he was accusing me of seeing her behind his back. I haven't, and I never would since she looks like him with a wig on.

Then this morning at the gym I saw a box marked Lost and Found - will be donating at the end of the week. So I took a look through just to see if there was anything good. Found a pair of wrist supports. I had made a thread here last week about how my wrist had pains from barbell cursl and was gonna get some supports. So that saved me about $40.

This has been a really eventful week and it caps off with the Olympia this weekend.

LIVEHARD
23-09-2009, 08:50 PM
Started off on Monday getting a picture taken of me (my avatar) and posting it on facebook. A few hours later had 4 different girls who I don't know add me. Chatted with 2 of them and they offered me sex. Took one of them up on the offter. So I got laid.

Then after I got laid I decided to do some cardio at the gym because she lived a block away. While on the treadmill some cute chick was telling me her marital problems with her husband and making him sound like a real loser and saying she needs a guy who knows what are the right priorities in life. Then she says "you seem like the type".

Yesterday I got asked twice if I take juice (LOL) and I was proud for a second because I figured I finally made it as a gym rat. Then I got miffed because they were trying to sum all my hard work up into a syringe. Later on a guy I thought was my friend got mad because he went into his sister's room and she had my facebook page up. So he was accusing me of seeing her behind his back. I haven't, and I never would since she looks like him with a wig on.

Then this morning at the gym I saw a box marked Lost and Found - will be donating at the end of the week. So I took a look through just to see if there was anything good. Found a pair of wrist supports. I had made a thread here last week about how my wrist had pains from barbell cursl and was gonna get some supports. So that saved me about $40.

This has been a really eventful week and it caps off with the Olympia this weekend.

Well done keep up the work :beer F'kn The Fattys :a+

your friend allison is a bitch LOL A fun snotty little bitch :laugh

rufusrocks
23-09-2009, 08:54 PM
u got laid.. where's the marching band? mankind what a disappointment!!!

cheesesteak
23-09-2009, 08:54 PM
Did you talk to her? She's not my friend but I've conversed with her. She comes off as having a holier than thou attitude. Some would find that hot.

cheesesteak
23-09-2009, 08:55 PM
u got laid.. where's the marching band? mankind what a disappointment!!!

The best part was getting the wraps. Saving me $40!

LIVEHARD
23-09-2009, 08:57 PM
Did you talk to her? She's not my friend but I've conversed with her. She comes off as having a holier than thou attitude. Some would find that hot.

Shes in Vegas for the O

We have a show there !! As well

cheesesteak
23-09-2009, 09:00 PM
LIVEHARD you are starting to become my hero... teach this young grasshopper the ways

LIVEHARD
23-09-2009, 09:07 PM
LIVEHARD you are starting to become my hero... teach this young grasshopper the ways

She is so pissed LOL

baza
23-09-2009, 09:50 PM
Nice.
All I get on FB are people telling me to put a shirt on!

_Ragnar_
24-09-2009, 12:21 AM
^When I look like you I will never put a shirt on

AlladdinSane
24-09-2009, 12:23 AM
^When I look like you I will never put a shirt on

Ditts.

Seth
24-09-2009, 06:19 AM
Later on a guy I thought was my friend got mad because he went into his sister's room and she had my facebook page up. So he was accusing me of seeing her behind his back.

I think most here will agree; you should do his sister

baza
24-09-2009, 12:10 PM
^When I look like you I will never put a shirt on

bah, people think it's cheesy. lol
Back started to break out too last couple weeks :(
Thanks though.

Big D
24-09-2009, 01:24 PM
Started off on Monday getting a picture taken of me (my avatar) and posting it on facebook. A few hours later had 4 different girls who I don't know add me. Chatted with 2 of them and they offered me sex. Took one of them up on the offter. So I got laid.

Then after I got laid I decided to do some cardio at the gym because she lived a block away. While on the treadmill some cute chick was telling me her marital problems with her husband and making him sound like a real loser and saying she needs a guy who knows what are the right priorities in life. Then she says "you seem like the type".

Yesterday I got asked twice if I take juice (LOL) and I was proud for a second because I figured I finally made it as a gym rat. Then I got miffed because they were trying to sum all my hard work up into a syringe. Later on a guy I thought was my friend got mad because he went into his sister's room and she had my facebook page up. So he was accusing me of seeing her behind his back. I haven't, and I never would since she looks like him with a wig on.

Then this morning at the gym I saw a box marked Lost and Found - will be donating at the end of the week. So I took a look through just to see if there was anything good. Found a pair of wrist supports. I had made a thread here last week about how my wrist had pains from barbell cursl and was gonna get some supports. So that saved me about $40.

This has been a really eventful week and it caps off with the Olympia this weekend.

weres tex ? he can't make fun of you anymore.

sounds like a pretty interesting week, hopefully this will keep happening to you.

tex
24-09-2009, 03:27 PM
i dont feel bad about my previous comments anymore. the dudes getting pussy so it's open season again ;) cheesesteak...you're soo ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece :)

Mikesomass
24-09-2009, 03:36 PM
The best part was getting the wraps. Saving me $40!

HAHAHAHA Amazing. Its revelations like this that make you realize you are a true gym rat.

Pussy Vs. Wrist Straps = "mmmm free wrist straps"

Sadly i can somewhat relate

cheesesteak
25-09-2009, 05:41 AM
Oh, and it continues to get better. Was at Walmart last night browsing through their shit pile of $5 movies. What do I find? Mother****ing Predator! I previously owned it on blu ray but it got stolen. So I watched that today before the gym.

Yeah, I may be ugly.... but things are looking up. For the past years I've been a pretty depressed guy and this whole year things have been going pretty well for me. All due to decided to train. It's really turned my life around.

tex
25-09-2009, 06:53 AM
dude....you are gettin laid.....who cares about anything else?! i think you just need to land a few more sloots and get a bit more confidence goin then there will be no stopping you! you can be ugly as **** but if you got confidence chicks will dig it.....im not the hottest guy in the world (close but i dont like to brag ;) ) but i walk into the room and I Know i am an alpha male....ladies can tell and douchebags stay ****in clear cuz they sense the aura.....confidence opens up sooooo many doors/legs ;) alas i am not single so i cannot take advantage but it sure as **** feels nice!

daande
25-09-2009, 05:13 PM
As my one wise friend said "Pussy doesnt have a face."

cheesesteak
26-09-2009, 10:55 AM
This streak of awesomeness had to end sometime and it was yesterday. Ended up drinking a few beers (not a good idea) and stayed up for 23 hours. Completely screwed my schedule up. Will take up to 2 weeks to fix it.

Bought a pair of tickets for a hockey game last night, went to see if that girl wanted to go with me but she wasn't home. So I went to this douchebag's house that lives near her to see if he wanted to go because I didn't want to waste a ticket. He answers the door pissed drunk at 6pm and is all "hey... man... is that you?". Completely wasted so I asked if his sister was home (the one I mentioned in this thread) and she said she would of loved to go but she already has plans. So I go to the guy across the street from his house that I know and he had plans. Ended up phoning an old friend and he met me and we went. I was literally falling asleep during the first period. I left at intermission and went home, leaving him there. I hate live sports, all those people yelling and shit drives me nuts.

Bad night. Now back to my regular routine of training and dieting.