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waderow
21-09-2009, 03:09 PM
**** the environment.....

this is come cool shit
L3
21-09-2009, 03:11 PM
perfect for haulin that prehistoric sized moose home
#8
21-09-2009, 03:13 PM
is that a hydraulic pully at the front?
cheesesteak
21-09-2009, 03:16 PM
My brother would love that. It would serve his "look how manly this is while I look like a wimp" psychological thing he's got going on.
waderow
21-09-2009, 03:17 PM
perfect for haulin that prehistoric sized moose home

damn straight! lol



is that a hydraulic pully at the front?

looks like its for a blade or something....
waderow
21-09-2009, 03:17 PM
My brother would love that. It would serve his "look how manly this is while I look like a wimp" psychological thing he's got going on.

are you from eastern canada?
cheesesteak
21-09-2009, 03:18 PM
Ontario
GYMBRAT
21-09-2009, 03:20 PM
My old 81 Chev 4x4 strictly "hunting buggy" would go through just as much and has been paid for 200 times over lol plus I wouldn't wanna scratch that cause it was too expensive...but yeah it is cool looking though!
faller
21-09-2009, 03:23 PM
NICE!!!!
AlbertaBeef
21-09-2009, 03:26 PM
Aside from being a Ford that is a helluva 3 ton and if I had a super tiny penis I would love to have it. I used to drive geophysical for years and that baby would sink like a stone without buggy tires but it looks like it could pull it's own D12 cat behind it.
waderow
21-09-2009, 03:32 PM
curious.... why is there criteria here that you have to have a small penis to own a bigger truck?
L3
21-09-2009, 03:37 PM
my experience about truck drivers

dirty work truck = big mother of a roughneck

clean shiny new truck = jus a lil guy
cheesesteak
21-09-2009, 03:37 PM
curious.... why is there criteria here that you have to have a small penis to own a bigger truck?

You just usually see small dudes (like 5'6) with huge trucks like that
Shortdave
21-09-2009, 03:42 PM
You just usually see small dudes (like 5'6) with huge trucks like that

Why you hatin' on us 5'6" ers?
guest
21-09-2009, 03:42 PM
Aside from being a Ford ........

haha, my thoughts exactly.
cheesesteak
21-09-2009, 03:43 PM
Why you hatin' on us 5'6" ers?

Because I'm 5'11... lol no just kidding


I was just making a point that you see short guys with these huge trucks that they have climb into.
waderow
21-09-2009, 03:44 PM
yes. I have a ford 7.3 powerstroke. I have never seen the inside of a shop more in my life. I have a lot of things ironed out now, but for a while there it was retarded.

My next truck will be a GMC again
GYMBRAT
21-09-2009, 03:55 PM
GM the Cadillac of pickups, always been a GM man, hopped the fence a couple yrs ago to try a new style Ford but I'm back now :)
JonnyO
21-09-2009, 03:57 PM
Thats a drug dealers special in my hood!
LIVEHARD
21-09-2009, 04:19 PM
curious.... why is there criteria here that you have to have a small penis to own a bigger truck?

Ask Jeniffer Ansiton Maybe you have a clit bonner for that truck : LOL
Mikesomass
21-09-2009, 06:12 PM
If this just had a hybrid sticker on the back it would be a perfect soccer mom vehicle :p

My fav is this tiny chick who lives around my house who drives this escalade with a pink spackle “VIP” front license plate. Ugh.

Nice truck regardless, just don’t want to be the one paying the gas on that
cheesesteak
21-09-2009, 06:13 PM
Escalades are the ****ing shit. If I ever win the lottery I'm buying one.
Mikesomass
21-09-2009, 06:29 PM
Where I live all the escalades are driven by 40 year old house wives…. Takes the cool factor out of it IMO… however when I start selling crack I’ll be rolling in one fo sho
cheesesteak
21-09-2009, 06:31 PM
Doug Gilmour rolls in an entourage of white Escalades around here. ****ing guy is so famous here and doesn't want anyone to come up to him yet he rolls around in vehicles 1% of the city's population could afford.
cog
21-09-2009, 06:35 PM
Ford had that F-650 a couple of years ago with the flat deck on the back Four doors,leather seats,big enough for basketball players.For pulling 15000 plus pounds it beats a 1 ton.Looks great.Why do I always here guys commenting on dick size?:)
cheesesteak
21-09-2009, 06:36 PM
I drive a smartcar... I must have a big dick
waderow
21-09-2009, 06:55 PM
I drive a smartcar... I must have a big dick

LOL for real? one of those little baby things?
cheesesteak
21-09-2009, 06:57 PM
LOL for real? one of those little baby things?

No, but those cars are funny looking. 2006 Pontiac Grand Prix.
faller
21-09-2009, 06:59 PM
Driveing a smart car doesn't mean you have a big dick, it just means you were man enough to come out of the closet :D
waderow
21-09-2009, 07:05 PM
not only does owning a smart car make you as gay as elton john baked on extasy at a strap on dildo convention in vegas, but it also makes you dead on albertas winter roads. **** that shit
cheesesteak
21-09-2009, 07:07 PM
Imagine big Ronnie getting in and out of a smart car. LMAO
faller
21-09-2009, 07:09 PM
Geezus, imagin being the guy that has to clean up that mess.
marino
21-09-2009, 07:22 PM
smart car + accident = dead
Danger
21-09-2009, 08:16 PM
Im faily sure any passenger vehicle going head on with a Tractor trailer is deffinatly going to lead to death.

But that pic of the smart car is still scary, I was thinking about something similar when I was looking at my Rx7 next to my moms Honda fit.... my 350hp sports car is actually smaller than a honda fit.... it also weighs less... I think this means if I ever hit something I am deffinatly going to die.
Danger
21-09-2009, 08:16 PM
Now I want a truck lol.
cog
21-09-2009, 08:28 PM
For sure you want to be heavier than the other guy.Forget the greenhouse gas shit.
hommes
21-09-2009, 08:33 PM
that looks like it came straight outta transformers. thats sweet dude.