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bigtavi8
17-09-2009, 09:50 PM
I got abotu 10 guys at my new gym who constantly hang off my nuts for lack of a better word. I switched gyms to a more hardcore place so i didnt have to know anybody now i got this fan club. Im doing barbell rows and this fat lil kid is looking over my shoulder. I turn around and im like dude do you want something or what. He looks at me all frightened and says is your name so and so. I say yes why? I added you on facebook and YOUR MY HERO. Me and my brother look at you on the comp blah blah blah. Lets train together and make cakes and be queers. What a fag it. I just had to rant on that. Also some other punk comes up to me he says i heard your a BB i respond. Again yes and why? I tried Mtest and T400 and t400 hurts. Well retard dont take t400 when your a 15 year old school girll...sorry guys.

tiramisu
17-09-2009, 09:51 PM
baggy shirts, baggy pants and some head phones.

GYMBRAT
17-09-2009, 09:53 PM
I'm a big fan too bro ;) muuuuuah

cheesesteak
17-09-2009, 09:54 PM
head phones = **** off

But it won't get people to not stand near you.

That's creepy about someone adding you on facebook and saying YOUR MY HERO. ****. I bet he'd come to the gym just to have a shower with you.

#8
17-09-2009, 09:54 PM
lol @ fag it

sounds like faggot

if you dont want creeps on facebook get rid of it. facebook is more trouble than its worth.

cheesesteak
17-09-2009, 09:56 PM
. facebook is more trouble than its worth.

Agreed. But it's hilarity factor is worth it. Some people write the stupidest shit.

bigtavi8
17-09-2009, 10:04 PM
Gymbrat your my hero baby. I creep you on facebook and your JACKED...:troll

GYMBRAT
17-09-2009, 10:05 PM
LMAO, I know I know, and thanx ha

LIVEHARD
17-09-2009, 10:12 PM
When they come over to chat just FART and fart BIG :fart

If you use a quality protein power they'll move

:shock

GYMBRAT
17-09-2009, 10:13 PM
LMFAO! ^

#8
17-09-2009, 10:44 PM
nothing builds bigger and stronger farts than egg whites from the carton. drink a carton of egg whites straight and in a few hours you will have explosive farts that will clear a room no problem.

ive almost made a couple buddies puke from my farts. i havnt achieved that yet though. thats legendary status if you do that....

dainbramaged
18-09-2009, 09:34 AM
Or you could stand there picking your nose the whole time they're talking to you. And make sure you act like it's normal, no biggie. Or while you're there standing there talking to them, start scratching your private parts the whole time.

natenator
18-09-2009, 09:44 AM
I got abotu 10 guys at my new gym who constantly hang off my nuts for lack of a better word. I switched gyms to a more hardcore place so i didnt have to know anybody now i got this fan club. Im doing barbell rows and this fat lil kid is looking over my shoulder. I turn around and im like dude do you want something or what. He looks at me all frightened and says is your name so and so. I say yes why? I added you on facebook and YOUR MY HERO. Me and my brother look at you on the comp blah blah blah. Lets train together and make cakes and be queers. What a fag it. I just had to rant on that. Also some other punk comes up to me he says i heard your a BB i respond. Again yes and why? I tried Mtest and T400 and t400 hurts. Well retard dont take t400 when your a 15 year old school girll...sorry guys.
ummm I saw your original pics and weren't you a fat lil kid too?

Drop the ego and don't forget where you came from.

ubcpower
18-09-2009, 10:55 AM
ya cover up and wear headphones...also eyes to the floor when you walk around...when your lean in sweats no one will know or tell

CanadianIron
18-09-2009, 11:01 AM
Oorrrr. instead of changing your attire and having to use headphones, you could be honest and quickly say... "Im busy, could you leave me alone."
But maybe that would be too easy. Even easier would be a quick "**** off"...

LIVEHARD
18-09-2009, 11:08 AM
Or you could stand there picking your nose the whole time they're talking to you. And make sure you act like it's normal, no biggie. Or while you're there standing there talking to them, start scratching your private parts the whole time.

Don't forget to eat it if you land a good wet crusty LOL

Ritch
18-09-2009, 01:36 PM
ya cover up and wear headphones...also eyes to the floor when you walk around...when your lean in sweats no one will know or tell

Also wear a cap and wear the palet pointing low. Not to the side or pointed up like some of these tards go around with the cap barely on their head....

BuildBody
18-09-2009, 02:26 PM
I was gonna go with the B. O. thing but protein blaster does trick lol

http://build-body.com (http://build-body.com/)

Krozone
18-09-2009, 03:32 PM
YOUR MY HERO. Me and my brother look at you on the comp blah blah blah. Lets



Tavi, what the hell?

I took you as a straight shooter, a good guy that (like those kids) started somewhere....? You should be humble and appreacheate that these boys look up to you... Regardless of idiotic comments they may make...

If I were there and you had responded to people that looked up to you like those boys do, I'd smack the egotistic grin off your face so fast.

Or perhaps you've always been a Douchbag? I certainly hope that's not the case and that you just had a bad day.

Sincerely

Danger
18-09-2009, 03:47 PM
Sounds like Tavi is mad because more guys are hitting on him than girls lol.

ubcpower
18-09-2009, 03:49 PM
Oorrrr. instead of changing your attire and having to use headphones, you could be honest and quickly say... "Im busy, could you leave me alone."
But maybe that would be too easy. Even easier would be a quick "**** off"...

we're not all as tough as you to be able to throw out fbombs to strangers

Andre
18-09-2009, 04:10 PM
Some funny shit in this thread... almost as good as my 60lbs DB thread... difference being that I started it as a joke... this thread has turned into one :)

waderow
18-09-2009, 04:23 PM
tell them to stay in school Tavi

Shortdave
18-09-2009, 04:28 PM
Tavi, what the hell?

I took you as a straight shooter, a good guy that (like those kids) started somewhere....? You should be humble and appreacheate that these boys look up to you... Regardless of idiotic comments they may make...




I agree with Krozone, these kids might be annoying but they want to do what you have done, let them know that you are working out and they should do the same. If they don't know what to do in the gym, tell them to move all the 45lbs plates downstairs (unless it's busy) then bring them all back upstairs again.
I am sure somebody helped you out when you didn't know what was going on.

ubcpower
18-09-2009, 04:31 PM
I smell some money to be made here...tell them if they are interested youll create a customized diet and nutrition plan for them. say you do emails but while your in the gym no talking cus you gotta get down to business

gsxr750
18-09-2009, 04:36 PM
^^ Brilliant. Tav i'm sure it's annoying and sometimes rude.. but they look up to you! You should be flattered.

cog
18-09-2009, 09:52 PM
ya cover up and wear headphones...also eyes to the floor when you walk around...when your lean in sweats no one will know or tell
How about some cool shades?

LIVEHARD
18-09-2009, 09:57 PM
I agree with Krozone, these kids might be annoying but they want to do what you have done, let them know that you are working out and they should do the same. If they don't know what to do in the gym, tell them to move all the 45lbs plates downstairs (unless it's busy) then bring them all back upstairs again.
I am sure somebody helped you out when you didn't know what was going on.

Thats a great cardio workout all the 45.s up and down the stairs :puff

they wont be litle fat kids for very long

HELP OUT THE KIDS TAV AND KEEP THEM OFF THE GEAR

drdnj
18-09-2009, 11:21 PM
ummm I saw your original pics and weren't you a fat lil kid too?

Drop the ego and don't forget where you came from.

Was thinkin the same thing Nate.

bigtavi8
18-09-2009, 11:38 PM
Was thinkin the same thing Nate.

Not saying i wasnt a fat kid when i started. If you knew who i was you would realize i have 0 ego. I treat everyone with respect adn im no better than that lil fat kid. All im saying is it caught me off gaurd and seemed slightly homo the way he sed it.

bigtavi8
18-09-2009, 11:40 PM
Oorrrr. instead of changing your attire and having to use headphones, you could be honest and quickly say... "Im busy, could you leave me alone."
But maybe that would be too easy. Even easier would be a quick "**** off"...

we're not all as tough as you to be able to throw out fbombs to strangers


SO tru ya i think it but i try to be a decent guy at the gym. I hate when you tell somebody to **** off then its hostile at the gym from then on. Im not the kind of guy to just be like NO **** OFF KID..lol..

bigtavi8
18-09-2009, 11:42 PM
^^ Brilliant. Tav i'm sure it's annoying and sometimes rude.. but they look up to you! You should be flattered.

If someone says im there hero its like OK? i geuss so. I dont feel that way but if you say so. Its just rude when ur mid set and they barge in and the first thing that flys out of there mouth is what are you on. I know some just shrug it off but i find it insulting.

bigtavi8
18-09-2009, 11:45 PM
YA **** this thread wasnt such a great idea. I geuss i was just a little pissed off and moody yesterday after my workout got ****ed up. Ive been overtraining like a ****ing fool and my CNS is slapping me in the face to stop. I need a few days off to clear my head and take a rest. **** ive been bitchy lately. I think im on my period.

cog
19-09-2009, 05:36 PM
We understand.Done it so many times.

macka
19-09-2009, 10:58 PM
nothing builds bigger and stronger farts than egg whites from the carton. drink a carton of egg whites straight and in a few hours you will have explosive farts that will clear a room no problem.

ive almost made a couple buddies puke from my farts. i havnt achieved that yet though. thats legendary status if you do that....

add a couple pickled eggs and onions to that brew :fart

C-money
20-09-2009, 09:05 PM
the way i take care of my nut huggers is always look piss off and focussed on your workout... headphones in your ears all the time and just make it obvious that you dont wanna talk, all you wanna do is train! They get the point without having to tell them to **** off.... usually lol

gsxr750
20-09-2009, 09:07 PM
Make some business cards, hand them out.. tell them to e-mail you, you're training now and focused.. then hit them with the personal training sales pitch via email!

cheesesteak
20-09-2009, 09:56 PM
Animalpak makes shirts and ads just for these occasions

LIVEHARD
20-09-2009, 10:11 PM
Is a NUTHANGER the same as a BALLWASHER ???

GYMBRAT
20-09-2009, 10:19 PM
the way i take care of my nut huggers is always look piss off and focussed on your workout... headphones in your ears all the time and just make it obvious that you dont wanna talk, all you wanna do is train! They get the point without having to tell them to **** off.... usually lol

same here, I just don't smile, nod, say hi etc..

LIVEHARD
20-09-2009, 11:05 PM
THIS IS WERE ALL THE NUTHANGERS LIVE


AT THE NUTHANGER FARM !!!


13346

kloan
20-09-2009, 11:21 PM
^^that looks nice...

anyway, i think nut hangers are better than clingons.... i dont have either, but if i had to choose, id choose nut hangers.

LIVEHARD
20-09-2009, 11:22 PM
^^that looks nice...

Google it nuthanger and thats what your get it's a real place