View Full Version : Easy laugh
Bowlcut
15-09-2009, 07:52 PM
I have recently discovered the easiest and most satisfying way to make my shitty day turn better. Find a bleeding heart and tell them you think global warming is a socialist conspiracy and that Obama is a socialist.
For further effect state your love and adoration for George W Bush and your utter disdain for Al Gore.
Seriously I can't control my laughter watching this morons take the bait.
waderow
15-09-2009, 08:22 PM
all you hear is waaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaa
try this one.... "the muslims are behind 9-11...not bush" You will get same responce
I have recently discovered the easiest and most satisfying way to make my shitty day turn better. Find a bleeding heart and tell them you think global warming is a socialist conspiracy and that Obama is a socialist.
For further effect state your love and adoration for George W Bush and your utter disdain for Al Gore.
Seriously I can't control my laughter watching this morons take the bait.
OMG I have been doing this for years just for laughs lol.
cheesesteak
15-09-2009, 08:28 PM
Tell them Kanye did the right thing.
I just did that on facebook and my profile blew up with 45 notifications of people trying to bitch me out.
OMG I have been doing this for years just for laughs lol.
I had yet to implicate Obama into anything, but I think calling him a socialist would be a great touch.
Personally, I prefer to say words like 'indignant' or 'fallacious' around red-necks and then watch the look of bewilderment on their spider-veined, sun-burnt, pudgy faces. Now that's hilarious.
Bowlcut
15-09-2009, 09:22 PM
all you hear is waaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaa
try this one.... "the muslims are behind 9-11...not bush" You will get same responce
Tell them Jews were behind it. That will own all.
My buddy's roommates are God's Chosen people and he routinely says shit like that and for some reason they don't clue in.
Ritch
15-09-2009, 10:47 PM
I don`t even think I know anybody who`s even interested in politics to any level and saying that would cause a look of confusion in their face as I can`t even say I understand what the significance is myself in what you said. I just don`t give a crap about politics, lol.
I`m kind of keeping an eye with the whole Obama thing, but seriously if this guy dosen`t make a positive impact I will tune out everything every politician has to say... They just don`t live up to anything they promise. I`ve always felt sorry for the people you see at their rally`s almost crying, being so happy their guy got elected. In the end just to see them fail like every guy before them. Then some new puppet comes along and repeats the process. I could be wrong, but that`s how I see it. A cycle of nothingness that just repeats itself.
faller
16-09-2009, 07:51 AM
I was invited to go whale watching with some "friends" not long ago. I said i'd love to as long as i could bring along my harpoon..
We used to mess with tree huggers heads in the bars. Bunch of tree planters were in the bar and everyone always asks what it is you do for a liveing. I said i'm a "precision horizontal tree placement engineer". Course that get's their attention, big words and what not. When they ask what that is i'd tell them that i "prep the forest for them". Blank stares.
Ya you know i'd say, i remove millions of tree's so you ****ers can go and plant some more.
Never could understand why they have this self rightious moralness about planting tree's but i was a shitbag for cutting them down.
Ritch
16-09-2009, 10:54 AM
^^^ Now that`s some funny shit! " precision horizontal tree placement engineer"... LOL! Whatever hippie. It`s like saying your a custodian when you`re a janitor... Basically you clean up shit.
^^ sanitation engineer, TYVM
Bowlcut
16-09-2009, 11:05 AM
I was invited to go whale watching with some "friends" not long ago. I said i'd love to as long as i could bring along my harpoon..
We used to mess with tree huggers heads in the bars. Bunch of tree planters were in the bar and everyone always asks what it is you do for a liveing. I said i'm a "precision horizontal tree placement engineer". Course that get's their attention, big words and what not. When they ask what that is i'd tell them that i "prep the forest for them". Blank stares.
Ya you know i'd say, i remove millions of tree's so you ****ers can go and plant some more.
Never could understand why they have this self rightious moralness about planting tree's but i was a shitbag for cutting them down.
Faller FTW.
What is pay like on the Island. My buddy was making decent jack out in Revelstoke.
I know some people who go tree planting and if their cared about the planet so much they wouldn't contribute to green house gas emissions with all the hippie lettuce they smoke.
faller
17-09-2009, 12:00 AM
Faller FTW.
What is pay like on the Island. My buddy was making decent jack out in Revelstoke.
I know some people who go tree planting and if their cared about the planet so much they wouldn't contribute to green house gas emissions with all the hippie lettuce they smoke.
I've worked in that area, north up at the Mica Dam camp and south by Meadow creek, Kaslo area. Next to the island the Kootenays are my favorite.
The pay is on average $500 to $600 a day. Sometimes less but than you usually work for a union company and get the union perks, so it works out to about the same.
I haven't logged in over a year and half now, started up a landscape company with my Son, but it was a hell of a ride for 30 some odd years. Seen some amazeing places and met some interesting people in this Province.
Mikesomass
17-09-2009, 07:00 PM
I was invited to go whale watching with some "friends" not long ago. I said i'd love to as long as i could bring along my harpoon..
.
haha. Nice, same thing a couple weeks ago when I was on a cruise up to Alaska. The Capitan would let people know when you could see whales and of course anyone from that states were going ape shit over that but I said the same thing and this woman acted like I just threw her first born into traffic. It was hilarious
MikeyFXD35
17-09-2009, 07:57 PM
I've worked in that area, north up at the Mica Dam camp and south by Meadow creek, Kaslo area. Next to the island the Kootenays are my favorite.
The pay is on average $500 to $600 a day. Sometimes less but than you usually work for a union company and get the union perks, so it works out to about the same.
I haven't logged in over a year and half now, started up a landscape company with my Son, but it was a hell of a ride for 30 some odd years. Seen some amazeing places and met some interesting people in this Province.
Hey faller, did you work for MacBlo or CZ
Window washer = Transparent Wall Technician....
lol
Im a poli sci honours student. Who wants to throw down?
faller
18-09-2009, 01:11 AM
Hey faller, did you work for MacBlo or CZ
No MacBlo was already gone by the time i got to the island. I've worked for all the other majors though. Since i was always a sub contractor i tended to move around a lot, one contract after another. I guess my main employer would have to have been Heli-for. They were pretty good to work for, safty actually did play a big roll, which made most of us feel a whole better.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.1 Copyright © 2026 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.