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Bowlcut
12-09-2009, 10:11 AM
Just need some man law clarification.
There is the situation. We are having a celebration out at a bar/terrace and my best friend is there with his new missus. However some sloot he was previously banging for awhile shows up.
Bowlcut is not in the mood to deal with his buddy's sloot but she keeps throwing herself at best friend when the missus is not present.
Best friend asks me to hit on the sloot and take her home/get her the **** out of the place.
Now I proceed without hesitation in order to take one for the team, but the sloot must have gained 15lbs of, lets just say, bulking mass. Long story short I am able to get the skank out of the bar but I feel dirty. Like brass pole in bangkok dirty.
ubcpower
12-09-2009, 10:12 AM
sounds like a greasy war pig, he owes you one
LIVEHARD
12-09-2009, 10:16 AM
Just need some man law clarification.
There is the situation. We are having a celebration out at a bar/terrace and my best friend is there with his new missus. However some sloot he was previously banging for awhile shows up.
Bowlcut is not in the mood to deal with his buddy's sloot but she keeps throwing herself at best friend when the missus is not present.
Best friend asks me to hit on the sloot and take her home/get her the **** out of the place.
Now I proceed without hesitation in order to take one for the team, but the sloot must have gained 15lbs of, lets just say, bulking mass. Long story short I am able to get the skank out of the bar but I feel dirty. Like brass pole in bangkok dirty.
Deep breath eyes closed :troll:laugh
faller
12-09-2009, 10:21 AM
he owes you one
Nope. Thats what a true Bro does for another without strings attached.
Maybe some green will make you feel less "dirty". :p
Bowlcut
12-09-2009, 10:47 AM
I did it in a heart beat as he is a true brother, but I feel so violated that I actually let her touch my ass. ****ing cialis doesn't help too because her fat thighs on my cock will get me hard no matter what. Like Kenny vs Spenny when Spenny had the male stripper grinding on him.
On another side note it is impossible to piss with a boner and not get it all over the toilet and floor and so the bathtub finds a new use.
It's threads like this that make CBB the ONLY forum i read nowadays.
I mean, its got, everything.
ubcpower
12-09-2009, 01:06 PM
I did it in a heart beat as he is a true brother, but I feel so violated that I actually let her touch my ass. ****ing cialis doesn't help too because her fat thighs on my cock will get me hard no matter what. Like Kenny vs Spenny when Spenny had the male stripper grinding on him.
On another side note it is impossible to piss with a boner and not get it all over the toilet and floor and so the bathtub finds a new use.
use the bathtub
Bowlcut
12-09-2009, 01:42 PM
use the bathtub
I'm convinced from now on this should be my sole method of peeing.
On a side note a friend of mine dropped a deuce in a girl's bathtub cause she wouldn't put out.
IronRobi
12-09-2009, 02:10 PM
That's just not good man! I hope it doesn't fall off.
LIVEHARD
12-09-2009, 02:16 PM
I did it in a heart beat as he is a true brother, but I feel so violated that I actually let her touch my ass. ****ing cialis doesn't help too because her fat thighs on my cock will get me hard no matter what. Like Kenny vs Spenny when Spenny had the male stripper grinding on him.
On another side note it is impossible to piss with a boner and not get it all over the toilet and floor and so the bathtub finds a new use.
Should have PM'ed ritch he could have given you a chubby chick chat !!!:laugh
Bowlcut
12-09-2009, 02:22 PM
That's just not good man! I hope it doesn't fall off.
Oh did I not mention she passed out in her laundry room while I was washing my hands? Her panties were around her ankles and I swear she was taking a growler in her washing machine.
LIVEHARD
12-09-2009, 02:24 PM
Oh did I not mention she passed out in her laundry room while I was washing my hands? Her panties were around her ankles and I swear she was taking a growler in her washing machine.
Now that is just wrong even for me :shock
waderow
12-09-2009, 04:49 PM
I would have video taped it :)
vanskelig
13-09-2009, 10:22 AM
I did it in a heart beat as he is a true brother, but I feel so violated that I actually let her touch my ass. ****ing cialis doesn't help too because her fat thighs on my cock will get me hard no matter what. Like Kenny vs Spenny when Spenny had the male stripper grinding on him.
On another side note it is impossible to piss with a boner and not get it all over the toilet and floor and so the bathtub finds a new use.
hilarious! !!
Heres the trick with ditch pigs. If you tag team them with your friends they cant make fun of you because they have also been shamed.
Shortdave
13-09-2009, 01:06 PM
Heres the trick with ditch pigs. If you tag team them with your friends they cant make fun of you because they have also been shamed.
Remind me not to ever shake your hand if we meet.
Remind me not to ever shake your hand if we meet.
lol I have been changing my act. I met a girl couple nights ago that I considered datable. I would actually completely retire from whoring for a girl like this one.
LIVEHARD
13-09-2009, 02:16 PM
lol I have been changing my act. I met a girl couple nights ago that I considered datable. I would actually completely retire from whoring for a girl like this one.
^^^^ Hmmmmm ???????? ^^^^
:help
Bowlcut
13-09-2009, 06:48 PM
Heres the trick with ditch pigs. If you tag team them with your friends they cant make fun of you because they have also been shamed.
Looking for somebody to set up the Eiffel Tower with? PM me
Bowlcut
13-09-2009, 06:48 PM
On another side note what is best to do with a buddy who got cheated on.
Take him to the titty bar?
Find him a slump buster or trough pig?
macka
13-09-2009, 07:16 PM
On another side note what is best to do with a buddy who got cheated on.
Take him to the titty bar?
Find him a slump buster or trough pig?
all of the above. First you go to the titty bar to talk nasty with the imports in rapid fire English. My favourite lines for the imports are "heya tramp nice turd cutter", and "great legs shame 'bout the face". Then hit up a club and get him a slump buster and failing that a trough pig. A war pig is acceptable as long as she doesn't look like a muffin top or an overstuffed sausage.
CanadianIron
13-09-2009, 08:31 PM
Why didnt you dump her on the side of the road somewhere? Now you have the hiv.
gicantor
13-09-2009, 09:51 PM
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n21/gicantor2/oh_snap_aids.jpg
Bowlcut
13-09-2009, 09:59 PM
^^ Penicillin cures all so therefore you epic fail.
gicantor
13-09-2009, 10:07 PM
^^ Penicillin cures all so therefore you epic fail.
lol whatever you need to tell yourself to sleep at night....
all of the above. First you go to the titty bar to talk nasty with the imports in rapid fire English. My favourite lines for the imports are "heya tramp nice turd cutter", and "great legs shame 'bout the face". Then hit up a club and get him a slump buster and failing that a trough pig. A war pig is acceptable as long as she doesn't look like a muffin top or an overstuffed sausage.
"Do you have a keg in those pants?" "Because I would love to tap that ass" Is also a classic.
Its the beggining of a college year. Go to a club and blatantly hit on everything that walks. He wont even need to settle for a pig when there are tons of sexually repressed girls running around drunk until their OSAP runs out.
LIVEHARD
13-09-2009, 11:35 PM
"Do you have a keg in those pants?" "Because I would love to tap that ass" Is also a classic.
Its the beggining of a college year. Go to a club and blatantly hit on everything that walks. He wont even need to settle for a pig when there are tons of sexually repressed girls running around drunk until their OSAP runs out.
Hurry up and move to TO !!!!!!!! LMAO
macka
14-09-2009, 06:09 PM
LiveHard, you need to hit any local "private college". Most of them are stone stupid, that's why they are in the TO school of bidness.
LIVEHARD
14-09-2009, 06:44 PM
LiveHard, you need to hit any local "private college". Most of them are stone stupid, that's why they are in the TO school of bidness.
Im 40 Bro been there Mom and Dad did good on the genitics I still look 30ish
I'll sitck with the 35-45 and ups I hate baby clams
I like the older meaty leather ones
Who else here finds uni girls way easyer than community college girls? I have been having a trend of banging every girl I meet thats from Carleton University. Next time I hear I went to Carleton I am just gunna pull my pants down instead of going through all of the formalities.
Bowlcut
15-09-2009, 07:54 PM
Who else here finds uni girls way easyer than community college girls? I have been having a trend of banging every girl I meet thats from Carleton University. Next time I hear I went to Carleton I am just gunna pull my pants down instead of going through all of the formalities.
The girls that come here from the USA on spring break are the best.
Personally I find highschool girls easier than Uni girls.
macka
16-09-2009, 06:01 PM
Im 40 Bro been there Mom and Dad did good on the genitics I still look 30ish
I'll sitck with the 35-45 and ups I hate baby clams
I like the older meaty leather ones
Oh yeah there are a few of those in "career college" milking a government subsidy now. Last time I went by one in Thunder Bay it was a fairly even split between the clean shaven pee stink ones, and the old leathery broken in ones.
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