View Full Version : FKCKING truck driver came at me///
Born2Juice4Ever
08-09-2009, 06:30 AM
CBB,
A friend and I took a day off yesterday and we drove out of town (2 hours away).....
We were at a gas station----I parked over to the far far left of the parking lot, I mean there is literally no business for any car or any truck to drive by at all.---but I AM parked right smack middle of the lot :D
To the right of the gas station there is this Diesel area for trucks and SUVs...
My girl friend goes to the store, I wait outside...I see this fat **** come towards me...
him: hey!! You could not have found a better parking spot?
Me: I am sorry, what did you say?
him: (as he gets closer I can hear him better) you could not have found a better ****ing parking spot for your car?
me: (take of my sun glasses--I face him) I am sorry what did you say?
The guy is about 300lbs 5'11", but he looks 4 months pregnant, wearing mechanic gloves.
me: (facing him) I am awaiting for a friend, and the car will stay there, it is not in anybodies way friend.
him: move the ****ing car!!!!
me: the car stays fat ****!!! (now I know why he had his gloves on)
Now he is coming closer..
I just stood there...
As he gets into my personal space...
he ****ing took a swing at me---surd of old school, like in the movies..I could see his fat arm come a mile
He missed, I got him twice on the belly....he started to cough real bad...
I mean this fat **** is around 70 lbs bigger and taller than me....I go to his side while he is trying to catch his breath
...and gave him another to the kidney to put him down.
WTF!!!!!!! A nice sunny day, and this mothertucker comes out of the blue to look for a fight:(
My girl friend came out, of course, she started to get all nervous, she had not seen a fight since her high school years (20 years or more)---started to cry...I asked to get into the car.
By now the entire gas station is watching us.
As I walked away: Have a good day buddy
him: **** you!!!
me: ....yeah...**** me...
I cannot believe it
B2J
you asshole...im still pissing blood.... ;)
kloan
08-09-2009, 07:53 AM
^^hahahahaha
that sucks B2J... nuthin like some fat **** lookin for an ass woopin to ruin a perfectly nice day.
:( I never had the opportunity to hit a fatty, but I'm pretty sure I'd enjoy it as much as you did :D
ubcpower
08-09-2009, 09:42 AM
then you woke up with cum all over your bed sheets?
canadianmuscle0803
08-09-2009, 09:51 AM
nice story.. liar!! you were in my bed all weekend..
Mr Ontario
08-09-2009, 10:07 AM
Was on it caught on video tape? :)
Why do fat people ruin so many fine things?
theboss
08-09-2009, 10:51 AM
lol...super story bro...he was probably trying to impress the "lot lizards".
Glad you gave it to him,Bodybuilders rule the World haha.
Its all about the "R" factor..Respect,large and in charge.
BTW you have a new girl friend?
ubcpower
08-09-2009, 11:10 AM
edit
ubcpower
08-09-2009, 11:10 AM
edit- ****, site is acting weird and slow today its timing me out on trying to upload a video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxwcg3W02iE&feature=related
GYMBRAT
08-09-2009, 11:58 AM
good for you dude!!! would have done the same thing fosho!
lol at punching him in the stomach.
faller
08-09-2009, 12:36 PM
Nicely done! Not too harsh, just enough to put a stop to it.
B2J, your story reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBlev8r_iCo
Born2Juice4Ever
08-09-2009, 01:05 PM
Glad you gave it to him,Bodybuilders rule the World haha.
Its all about the "R" factor..Respect,large and in charge.
BTW you have a new girl friend?
She is a friend...**** we were only 45 minutes into the drive, and then she was all in tears and nervous after that incident.
I am typically low key, I hate fighting because one bad hit can send somebody to the grave--and then charges for life on manslaughter will follow for life.
But this fat individual, I mean he just pissed me off.
I guess the tank top did not do anything...he just needed to give it a try.
For sure if he got me, I would have flown over hahahahah
And then while he is on the ground, coughing his lungs off, tells me to **** YOU....yeah...**** me....bitch :D :D
It took me 1 hour to calm the chick down :( ...but heck the sex was amazing when we got back to her house---it was our first time doing it too...she was soooooooooooooo hungry :)
B2J
Born2Juice4Ever
08-09-2009, 01:08 PM
B2J, your story reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBlev8r_iCo
BUAWHAHAHHAHAH JUST LIKE THAT!!!!
the guy was over towering me----TALLER and ****ing huge but omgawsh his belly was so damn big---even when I punched him the two first times, my fist went RIGHT INTO him---:moon
P.S> TRUST ME, I thought of you guys....I wanted to take a picture with my cell, and post his fatass coughing his lungs off....but the girl came...and I did not want to stay around much longer.
B2j
waderow
08-09-2009, 01:27 PM
I hear ya bro.
I thought at my age there would be no more of this shit, but sometimes the only way out is to cower like a bitch and run away, and I am NOT about to do that shit.
It actually seems that there is more opportunity at my age to fight then there was 10 years ago. (I am 33)
bigtavi8
08-09-2009, 01:28 PM
B2J your the man for punching the fatty. Props to you for not backing down to that fool. :) lol
Born2Juice4Ever
08-09-2009, 01:42 PM
I hear ya bro.
I thought at my age there would be no more of this shit, but sometimes the only way out is to cower like a bitch and run away, and I am NOT about to do that shit.
It actually seems that there is more opportunity at my age to fight then there was 10 years ago. (I am 33)
You are so right bro....it's usually FAGGOTS *coughs* that instigate trouble...and say : "meet me"....
I mean at this stage of the game, 34 years old, I am flying on good waves...my years in the ring are long gone.
Some people just never learn.
I felt bad for the guy, but hey HE stroke first....he wanted to do harm.:wtf
This poutine eating pig should have known better--never go against a suiped up lamborgini!! :bch
Think about it twice before going against a well trained 220 pounder...beeyotvch
B2J
C-money
08-09-2009, 04:10 PM
REPS for taking out a fatty with body shots! Epic! NEVAH BACK DOWN! lol
Word is Nate's Dad got knocked out at a Gas station,and he is looking for the Guy haha.;)
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahaha
C-money
08-09-2009, 04:33 PM
Word is Nate's Dad got knocked out at a Gas station,and he is looking for the Guy haha.;)
LMFAO!!
ironwill
08-09-2009, 04:37 PM
Word is Nate's Dad got knocked out at a Gas station,and he is looking for the Guy haha.;)
:) lolol:flagC
wooot you guys are badddddd:D
manfreakca
08-09-2009, 04:38 PM
can i find it on you tube??
AlladdinSane
08-09-2009, 04:48 PM
Made me think of this scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfeK5xvZcDo
AlladdinSane
08-09-2009, 04:55 PM
...and also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDb5pX-Dt_I
Idiots. "I think, therefore I am" just doesn't hold true when it comes down to "tuff"ness.
Your too nice I would of atleast given him one kick after
ubcpower
08-09-2009, 06:28 PM
I love this board....not only do we have the biggest dicks on the planet but we are the best fighters in Canada!
pseclint
08-09-2009, 06:42 PM
I beat up my mom once in our kitchen.... I tough as ****
kloan
08-09-2009, 07:38 PM
I beat up my mom once in our kitchen.... I tough as ****
hahahahahahahaha.........
ironwill
08-09-2009, 08:08 PM
my mom beat me up, but then my dad kicked her ass when he got home drunk.....he is tuff as fu.. and hung like a stallion.....
gicantor
08-09-2009, 08:30 PM
OK so whose gonna start the parody thread about kicking a tanned guys ass at a gas station.:D
"I was at the gas station today and this little runt was mouthing off from the safety of his locked car when..........." :p
j/k
Mad-Bull
08-09-2009, 08:45 PM
OK so whose gonna start the parody thread about kicking a tanned guys ass at a gas station.:D
"I was at the gas station today and this little runt was mouthing off from the safety of his locked car when..........." :p
j/k
hahahaha, props to putting down the cocky fatty brotha
gicantor
08-09-2009, 09:03 PM
Hey B2J what town were you in....
ironwill
08-09-2009, 09:09 PM
Hey B2J what town were you in....
Brocket, Alberta...
waderow
08-09-2009, 09:19 PM
Made me think of this scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfeK5xvZcDo
my personal favorite movie scene
faller
08-09-2009, 10:27 PM
OK so whose gonna start the parody thread about kicking a tanned guys ass at a gas station.:D
j/k
That actually happened to me in Calgary in the early 80's. I went to fill up my truck and the attendant wouldn't let me do it on my own. She tried grabbing the gas nozzel out of my hand and thats when it was on.. Young and stupid. :D
Born2Juice4Ever
08-09-2009, 10:34 PM
Hey B2J what town were you in....
hahahha you guys are ****ing awesome!!!
Something about guys with tank tops and tanned skin hu :beat
The guy did not really offend me by telling me: ...could not have found a better ****ing parking spot for your car" What really pissed me off is that, freaking took a swing at me!! REALLY??
There was no need for violence :mock
And then tells me to **** off, when he is coughing his lungs out on his knees....**** me...yeah...that's it, just **** me...
I was heading towards Deep River, I was at this HUGE Irving gas station---
B2J
Born2Juice4Ever
08-09-2009, 10:43 PM
...and also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDb5pX-Dt_I
Idiots. "I think, therefore I am" just doesn't hold true when it comes down to "tuff"ness.
HOLY SHIT!!! Best scene EVA!!!
When the guy locked the door, I knew those pricks were in for the beating of their lives :D :D
I am buying that movie this weekend :bday
Durk, I did not have enough time to flip on him...otherwise I would have gone crazy on the ****er...but i actually felt bad for him after the kidney shot....I kind of felt like I took advantage of his fat ass
B2J
gicantor
08-09-2009, 10:48 PM
I took advantage of his fat ass .....
B2J
NO means NO B2J.....:laugh
hehe I had too.
Looking swole in the avvy BTW. If I were a chick, I'd do ya :sexy (no homo)
Gemini
08-09-2009, 11:11 PM
then you woke up with cum all over your bed sheets?
dude you're killing me. hahaha!
LIVEHARD
08-09-2009, 11:54 PM
Was on it caught on video tape? :)
gas station maybe charges pending ??
Then this post ?? play safe my brother you don't need a file for some fat tard.
not to be rude I do this in your best interest !! when was the last time you went in the bucket on a assault pinch / beef ??
next time let the fat Fk swing and swing till he passes out
GYMBRAT
08-09-2009, 11:58 PM
kick the cops asses to B2J if they get involved ;).....LOL J/K
waderow
08-09-2009, 11:58 PM
That actually happened to me in Calgary in the early 80's. I went to fill up my truck and the attendant wouldn't let me do it on my own. She tried grabbing the gas nozzel out of my hand and thats when it was on.. Young and stupid. :D
lol
LIVEHARD
08-09-2009, 11:58 PM
All in all said I guess its better he came at ya not on ya
:D :greet
kloan
09-09-2009, 01:17 AM
gas station maybe charges pending ??
Then this post ?? play safe my brother you don't need a file for some fat tard.
not to be rude I do this in your best interest !! when was the last time you went in the bucket on a assault pinch / beef ??
next time let the fat Fk swing and swing till he passes out
self defense? dude swung at him first...
faller
09-09-2009, 09:18 AM
self defense? dude swung at him first...
This is Canada. B2j should have calmly walked back to his car, dialed 911, wait the required 30 to 45 min. for LE to show up. That would have been the proper thing to do... You have no right to try and defend yourself..:rolleyes:
hyperlite32
09-09-2009, 10:25 AM
Great work B2J!
champcar99
09-09-2009, 10:34 AM
"he ****ing took a swing at me---surd of old school, like in the movies..I could see his fat arm come a mile
He missed, I got him twice on the belly....he started to cough real bad...
I mean this fat **** is around 70 lbs bigger and taller than me....I go to his side while he is trying to catch his breath
...and gave him another to the kidney to put him down.
WTF!!!!!!! A nice sunny day, and this mothertucker comes out of the blue to look for a fight"
A couple things here disturb me B2J
well first off..BELLY SHOTS..WTF... what man hits a fat **** swinging at you in the belly...headshots to the nose , chin, eye socket..all much better and make a better impact and will give him something too look at in the mirror for days..kidney shot..good but a good kick in the ****ing teeth would of made it hard for fat **** too eat at mcdonalds , you would be doing him a favor if you broke his ****ing jaw....hahahaha..but all in all B2J...AWSOME BRO..would of loved too seen it happen....it always amazes me sometimes that these fat ****s think they are so tough cause they are so fat and tall that they think are HERCULES..but they are little fat ****ing weasels playing bully...
yes it would cause more damage, but to both parties... i have no interest in punching ppl anymore, would just shatter my hand and no training for a while... i would much rather throw someone through a wall or table or whatever, not that i ever have
LIVEHARD
09-09-2009, 11:35 AM
self defense? dude swung at him first...
Not a hope in hell arrest first then bail then court so lets say 5000 legal
time off work and gym and if he has a previous record of any kind a show cause bail with stip's up the ass
ironwill
09-09-2009, 12:00 PM
Not a hope in hell arrest first then bail then court so lets say 5000 legal
time off work and gym and if he has a previous record of any kind a show cause bail with stip's up the ass
I think we are overthinking this one.....;)
Born2Juice4Ever
09-09-2009, 07:15 PM
Not a hope in hell arrest first then bail then court so lets say 5000 legal
time off work and gym and if he has a previous record of any kind a show cause bail with stip's up the ass
:fback I do not have any priors ( I have been fortunate in life)....but my close friends from school are in and out of jail all day long.
I have two almost blood related friends, that when we go out together, I know there is going to be a scrap 100% assured LMFAO
BUT a fight gone wrong, all it takes is one bad punch, and the guy falls dead.
Champ, I punched bitch in the stomach because I felt bad enough that he tried to put me down...but the guy ****ing stunk like a skunk, and I could reach his poutine storage faster than his ugly nugget :beat ----- like that....pig!!!
Anyways, if its not some internet ninja-black belt in gayness calling me out here on-line, it is some poor truck driver....
B2J
LIVEHARD
09-09-2009, 07:21 PM
:fback I do not have any priors ( I have been fortunate in life)....but my close friends from school are in and out of jail all day long.
I have two almost blood related friends, that when we go out together, I know there is going to be a scrap 100% assured LMFAO
BUT a fight gone wrong, all it takes is one bad punch, and the guy falls dead.
Champ, I punched bitch in the stomach because I felt bad enough that he tried to put me down...but the guy ****ing stunk like a skunk, and I could reach his poutine storage faster than his ugly nugget :beat ----- like that....pig!!!
Anyways, if its not some internet ninja-black belt in gayness calling me out here on-line, it is some poor truck driver....
B2J
trust me i love a good punch up once in a while its the pussys in society that F'k and take the fun out of a fair scrap
Like the kids at clubs there all packing because there( STRONG LIKE GIRL )
ladies of cbb no offense meant !!!!!!!
Mr Ontario
09-09-2009, 07:28 PM
lol
I think we are overthinking this one.....;)
Born2Juice4Ever
09-09-2009, 07:30 PM
trust me i love a good punch up once in a while its the pussys in society that F'k and take the fun out of a fair scrap
Like the kids at clubs there all packing because there( STRONG LIKE GIRL )
ladies of cbb no offense meant !!!!!!!
OLD DAYS SCHOOL FIGHTS are over.
Most early 20s, mid 20s are now carrying either a knife, or guns.
I remember an old buddy back in high school---this Chinese guy was hitting on my buddies girlfriend......the guy KNEW she was taken, and well taken, not a free girl.
Anyway, a couple of days later (these were two senior students, grade 12) my buddy and the guy met in the back, but my buddy brought a baseballl bat....he put him in the hospital.
The guy made it ok in the end, and my buddy got charged with a bunch of stuff...bad move IMO
Clubs are full of gun fights...and kids with too much ego, and not enough logical thinking.
B2J
LIVEHARD
09-09-2009, 08:01 PM
OLD DAYS SCHOOL FIGHTS are over.
Most early 20s, mid 20s are now carrying either a knife, or guns.
I remember an old buddy back in high school---this Chinese guy was hitting on my buddies girlfriend......the guy KNEW she was taken, and well taken, not a free girl.
Anyway, a couple of days later (these were two senior students, grade 12) my buddy and the guy met in the back, but my buddy brought a baseballl bat....he put him in the hospital.
The guy made it ok in the end, and my buddy got charged with a bunch of stuff...bad move IMO
Clubs are full of gun fights...and kids with too much ego, and not enough logical thinking.
B2J
Agreed 100%
Best to leave no clearly visible damage.Break his nose or teeth and you pay...
HoliTheCat
14-09-2009, 12:35 AM
CBB,
A friend and I took a day off yesterday and we drove out of town (2 hours away).....
We were at a gas station----I parked over to the far far left of the parking lot, I mean there is literally no business for any car or any truck to drive by at all.---but I AM parked right smack middle of the lot :D
To the right of the gas station there is this Diesel area for trucks and SUVs...
My girl friend goes to the store, I wait outside...I see this fat **** come towards me...
him: hey!! You could not have found a better parking spot?
Me: I am sorry, what did you say?
him: (as he gets closer I can hear him better) you could not have found a better ****ing parking spot for your car?
me: (take of my sun glasses--I face him) I am sorry what did you say?
The guy is about 300lbs 5'11", but he looks 4 months pregnant, wearing mechanic gloves.
me: (facing him) I am awaiting for a friend, and the car will stay there, it is not in anybodies way friend.
him: move the ****ing car!!!!
me: the car stays fat ****!!! (now I know why he had his gloves on)
Now he is coming closer..
I just stood there...
As he gets into my personal space...
he ****ing took a swing at me---surd of old school, like in the movies..I could see his fat arm come a mile
He missed, I got him twice on the belly....he started to cough real bad...
I mean this fat **** is around 70 lbs bigger and taller than me....I go to his side while he is trying to catch his breath
...and gave him another to the kidney to put him down.
WTF!!!!!!! A nice sunny day, and this mothertucker comes out of the blue to look for a fight:(
My girl friend came out, of course, she started to get all nervous, she had not seen a fight since her high school years (20 years or more)---started to cry...I asked to get into the car.
By now the entire gas station is watching us.
As I walked away: Have a good day buddy
him: **** you!!!
me: ....yeah...**** me...
I cannot believe it
B2J
lol this never happened...
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