www.textsfromlastnight.com

[sdonnell]

haha seriously go and read these, i think i just spent the last hour laughing my arse off!

[LonelyBedouin]

Ahahaha

"(510): he said he didn't have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that. "

[thesizzler]

(541): at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww


Barf !

[sdonnell]

(216): Where the **** is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
(440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
(216): Holy shit r u serious? How?
(440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.


bahahah

[azian257]

(813): I'm ****ing your sister right now.
(1-813): You mother****er
(813): She's next.

[_Ragnar_]

(214): they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear ****ing steroids.

[turboturist]

(216): Where the **** is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
(440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
(216): Holy shit r u serious? How?
(440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.


bahahah

:laugh