See ya all in a week

[physique]

leaving for mazatlan in a few hours here. Just letting people know, i am still able to accept orders, whether by email, pm or thru the site while i am away.
Everyday i will be checking emails to ensure my customer service doesnt falter in any way.

physique

[MuSuLPhReAk]

Have a good one physique. Take some pics.

[Mr.Freeze]

yup and be carefull!:)

[guest]

not leaving your car with me again? lol.

[tony_canuck]

have fun bro!!

[physique]

well day 1 is almost over. i have to be perfectly honest this town is dead, not many tourists walking around at all. maybe the time of year, but even the locals say the last 2 years has not been good.

seeing as we arent staying in a resort that changes how we do things too. we are in the golden zone staying in a condo. last night we hit joeys oyster bar, nice club super cheap beer. 20pesos. we got totally ****ed up here, especially me as i am not a very good beer drinker.not a whole lot of ass to look at. coup[le mexican hotties, but thats it. when we left of course i was hungry and you arent suppose to eat and food from the vendors,but i had a hotdog, so far so good on the tummy. lol.
even though my stomach today is sick as hell, but not sure if thats from the hot dog or the 12 beer i drank. my farts could kill, and with all the beer and hot sauce from nachos i cant poop so u can imagine the fart smell.

this place is definately poor, and a real culture shock for a canadian.

tonight we are looking at going to the foam party at cherrys, its all u can drink, even though every where u go here they tell u to only drink beer. do not drink margaritas or mixed drinks, as the locals have been known to spike drinks with ghb then rape or rob u or both.

thats it for now, will try and post tomorrow. as we have some tours planned and of course we will be going to get drunk tomorrow too, at bora boras beach bash.

[cedric]

sounds like a blast. have a fun time man. if you guys go to foam party with chicks, keep your women close. a lot of guys doing ****ed up shit in the foam. if you're not.. then have fun:D

[Mr.Freeze]

yeah thats true! it happen to me i was with a chick and a guy was grabbing her ass in the foam so i soon as she told me i pull her out of the and give the guy a pushkick that he never saw coming because of the foam and then we took off. so be carefull

[physique]

day 2:
played some boche ball on the beach today. we were out there for 3 hours and we saw 2 girls worth looking at. for lunch we ate at panchos and i had the mexican plate, very good, but my bro had the best item called the three amigoes, came out in a lava rock, tasty!
i gotta admit something getting thru this day was tough, i woke up and have a cold which i know iwll get worse, and i havnent had a shit in 2days, getting worried, especially with all the beer i have drank and salsa and hot sauce i have eaten. might have to get some laxitizes. lol
for supper we ate at el trompos, ****ING EXCELLENT and cheap. 6 of us ate for $33. taco joint. cant say enough, after this we went down to a bar called Gus Gus. live bad there(that wasnt very good) but beer was $1.90 and we proceeded to get ****ed up. had to switch to tequila later as i was getting quite sick fgrom the beer. remember doing all this with a runny nose, major upset stomach and now i had a fever. met some guys from minesota,bismark and a guy from duncan which is 1.5 hours fgrom where i live. not sure how we got home last night, but i ended up on the toliet trying to shit with no luck. went to bed and begged god to live.

terrible sleep, stomach was so full of gas that if we had a propane leak in the condo we would of been dead, as i was farting every minute. finally around 5:30 am i had to get up and try and crap. i sat there for no word of a lie 45 minutes before i could finally loosen it enough, christ i saw the sun come up from the toliet seat. i was a tad constipaded. after it let out thougfh **** i was in for it. must of spent a extra 45minutes on there. but finally my stomach felt better.

ps. also on day 2 we hit the pharamcias to see what we could find. sostenon, deca, andriol.,albuterol, viagra and cialis. but the pricing was pathetic. 50mg deca $50/amp. 27 on sust, 60pack of 4 on viagra and cialis.

we werent gonna try bringing anything back, was just curious

day 3: well i am sick as hell now, felt great after the early mormning shit, but now i am fighting it. trying not to ruin everyone elses vacation so i suck it up and grab a beer and start drinking with everyone else. we walked the strip in the golden zone and just beyond as the weather is a tad cool fo the beach.
i am near death but somehow manage, we ate at a place called Roca Mar, excellent nachos here!
once we got back to the condo, i was done. i was sneezing all over, coughing, my hernia was sore as hell from the coughing, fever, so i had 2 more beers and went to bed.
needless to say, tonight was a write off for me, had dinner with family, and have watched tv all night, thought i should post before i go to bed here. i have drugged myself up and hope to get to the point tomorrow where i can have fun as its all u can drink at senior frogs. plus i would like to do some parasailing aswell.

thats it for now, till the next installment

[shithead]

Sounds like a great trip:(

Suck it up physique, you sound like the "party pooper" of the gang.

All kidding aside hope ya get better.

[srt8]

Lol, have you checked the wanted posters on the light poles? Million dollar bounty's on drug dealer heads.

Last time i was there we went to strip club in middle of nowhere, my buddy ended up with gun in his mouth and all his money jacked by a federalli while in the pisser. Good times.

[RJ*]

oh shit i remember that story
has anyone seen phys in the passed lil while ?
hah
not that funny though

[physique]

only thing on light poled is someone selling a starwars collection.
its day 4 and i have the FLU ****ing bad. i tried to do the beach today and no luck. i can barely stand. being laying down all day with a heater on and 2 blankets, so cold. hopefully i can make it to senor frogs tonight.

blah

[physique]

day 4 night

well i must of sweated out what was bugging me as i made it out for dinner that night and after dinner got so wasted on tequilla sunrises at senor frogs, that i had to be carried to a cab. dinner this night was the best we had all week. ate at a place called the fat fish. biggest set of pork ribs i have ever seen!!! and a baked potato and a salad for $8!!! plus there wasnt a ounce of fat on these ribs. highly recommend eating here!
next up senor frogs, all u can drinmk for $20. i thought for sure we would see thius place packed, but maybe 50 people attended. and of that 40 where guys, had agreat time here from what i remember and what i have been told. lol

my entorage found me on the floor right in front of the door when they got home( as only i went in the cab) tossed me in my bed and i woke up in my clothes the next morning. i actually felt pretty good, little headache, but not hungover. i was curious though why my legs were all bruised and cut up, only thing i could think of is i must of crawled from the cab to the condo. lol

day 5-friday
layed at beach for a bit till fog came in,played some tennis where i sprained my mcl in my good knee, then went downtown to the "market" very interesting to sya the least how they do meat here. and sick at the same time. its just latying out in the open for people to sneeze on, cough, do whatever. walked past a chicken seller, and it smelt like sour/rotten chicken. ****ing sick!
got some good pics of the cathedral, and opera house and a few other things that were neat to see and we ate at a decent restaurant but cant recall the name. during the night we hit up another all u can drink at valentinos. once again it was dead as a door nail! maybe 50 people, pretty much same people as night before, and same 10-14 girls. once again though i got ****ed up! lol was slobbering drunk by midnight and we arrived at 10:30. lol

saturday was out last day there. finally the sun came out, we stayed at beach from 9am-2pm(thats when ffog came in and got cold out) played some boche ball, tanned ,drank, and did some parasailing. at night we went to a fiesta at the playa hotel. great show, highly recommend. for 37 dollars u get the show, 2 drinks and buffet dinner.
we got home at 10pm, and i had to up at 5am to leave the next day. so we visted till 11 and hit the hay. this ius about the time my stomach started feeling shitty.

sunday was a travel nightmare,lol. flew to mexico city where we had a 11 hour layover. this airport is massive! has a sky train betwen the termionals. this airport experience is like no other. not many speak english and when u get off the plane, there aint anyone there to tell u where to go. if a person was in a rush i dont think they would make it. as they dont announce names or even the flight in this place. if u arent paying attention they will leave your ass behind. hell they dont even look at the tickets when they check u in, as there was 3 people on our plane that werent going to vancover!
even getting to your plane is interesting. u board a hydrolic bus, that takes u to your plane. really weird to the standards we aere use to.

all in all it was nice to be away, even with all my shit that happened. will i ever go back in Jan though, no way. too cold. low at night around 12degrees, highest was 25degrees

but there is lots to see there, other then the beach, and the bars. very primitive lifestyle is what i first though as everything is built from stone,rock,tile,cement. but to say that mexico is poor? is a ****ing crock of shit! lots of rich people here, but the poor are dirt poor.