Favorite Pick-Up Line?

[Gemini]

What is your favorite pick-up line or way to approach girls. Whether you're at the gym, clubs, bars...? I started going up to girls who are on their cellphones at clubs and just saying "you don't have to call me, I'm right here!" It actually worked pretty well, I usually get laughs from girls and it's a good opener, I can use my imagination from there and start a conversation on whatever subject.

[bossman_1986]

"Hi"

always works

[Seth]

I like the "Hi, I'm ......" then take it from there

[champcar99]

If it's in the bar just ask if they want to do some cocaine..that usually works...lol..lol...

[Gemini]

wow you guys are ****in lame. i like campcar's idea though

[pseclint]

"how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice! Hi I'm .........."

[GYMBRAT]

yo biatch wanna HUMP!....works every time! :-O

[the-vanilla-gorilla]

"hi ! tell me something?
does this smell like chloraphorm?" <<< spelling?





TVG

[rated_rko]

lol cocaine...ok lets go lol

[Big D]

would you sleep with me for 20 bucks ?

[champcar99]

"hi ! tell me something?
does this smell like chloraphorm?" <<< spelling?





TVG

HAHAHAHAHA....I bet that works everytime

[natenator]

"Hi"

always works
werd

lines are for losers.

[Gemini]

werd

lines are for losers.

word. Who needs intellect when all you can say is "Hi, look at my physique I workout."

[natenator]

word. Who needs intellect when all you can say is "Hi, look at my physique I workout."
I don't know any lady that would think you had an ounce of intellectual prowess by using lines on them. What it does show, though, is that you lack self confidence in yourself that you need to use lines to approach them.

[Scaffer]

''Are you my mom?"
"do you have herpes?"
"You would look better with a poostache(mustache made of poo)

lol.../\dont take me seriously!!

[Gemini]

I don't know any lady that would think you had an ounce of intellectual prowess by using lines on them. What it does show, though, is that you lack self confidence in yourself that you need to use lines to approach them.

I agree if you need to use a pickup line at every instance you approach a woman. However, I started this thread with an intent to know good and fun pickup lines. Why not play around some times? amuse yourself and make them laugh while approaching them. Sense of humor, by the way, has been proven to be one of the most important characteristics women look for in a man. I just wanted to get input from you guys and see if some guys could come up with amusing pickup lines. Thanks for your opinion on the subject though.

[Ritch]

I`ve never used a pick up line, I would feel rediculous. But in the movie, Night at the Roxburry, when he says "Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants" is too funny...

Or if your standing in the line at the grocery store " I may not be the cashier, but I`m checking you out"

[the-vanilla-gorilla]

HAHAHAHAHA....I bet that works everytime

nope has yet to fail !!!!!!











i really never use lines
atleast i dont remeber saying anything cept how r you

if they brush me off out come the roofies!!!!




JK!
roofies r for sickos!!!


TVG

[turboturist]

Me "Will you sleep with me for a million dollars?"

Her "Sure"

Me "Will you sleep with me for 20 dollars?"

Her "No!! What do you think I am?"

Me "I already know what you are, we are just squabbling about the price."

[turboturist]

"Is that a crescent wrench in your pocket?..... Because every time you look at me my nuts tighten"


Lines are funny as long as you use them as such, as a joke to break the ice. Anyone who uses them seriously needs help.

[Born2Juice4Ever]

I don't know any lady that would think you had an ounce of intellectual prowess by using lines on them. What it does show, though, is that you lack self confidence in yourself that you need to use lines to approach them.



I do not know about young chicks, BUT I DO know that strong, smart and aware women in their 30s 40s, CAN appreciate a good initial first contact.
I am not saying be extreme with the so-called pick up lines, but be diverse enough to spark interest.
Truth is, NO matter what your first words towards a chick are, if there is no intriguing factor on her side (and much more), she will not give you the time of her day.

A while back, I walked into a bar:

I scouted the area real quick, saw a fairly decent chick sitting alone--I approached the bar tender (who is a friend of mine, he explain that she was alone)--I was looking for conversation nothing more, an off night for sure.

I went right by her side:

Me: I am so sorry I am late
---as the bar tender approached us...she checked me out, had a grin on her face
Me: please get us drinks
Her: she just went ahead and ordered (had a huge grin on her face)
I ordered mine
Me: I got stuck in traffic, how are you?
Her: I am doing well, thanks for coming......

We had a nice conversation...I guess this not a pick up line at all, but more of an approach hu? :D

I guess assessing a specific situation and making a judgment call always works best.

Women enjoy being the hunted....it is in our genes as males to be 'huntees'.



B2J

[L3]

If it's in the bar just ask if they want to do some cocaine..that usually works...lol..lol...

i dont ask them at the bar but once we get to my house i'm a good host so i offer it

[_Ragnar_]

"Hi, you want to come back to my place for pizza and a ****?"

'Slap', **** off ect.

"What you don't like pizza?"

... that's the line my drunk ass brother used on a jogger around 130pm on my stag. It was hilarious

[simone]

i think being direct for sure works, especially if confident..

but its fun to mess with them... i don't think OP was implying old lame pickup lines.. but more "openers".. get the conversation going and fun..

[Born2Juice4Ever]

I heard this one works sometimes:

Nice shoes! Wanna ****??



B2J

[BigWheel]

"How about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart"

[azian257]

I heard this one works sometimes:

Nice shoes! Wanna ****??



B2J


rofl

[canadianmuscle0803]

"i bet my chest is bigger then yours!!"

[_Ragnar_]

I heard this one works sometimes:

Nice shoes! Wanna ****??



B2J

That was my second choice!!! LMFAO

[LIVEHARD]

Hi Beautiful I have a script of Viagra and a twelve inch cock

[turboturist]

I have a 9 in tongue and can breath through my ears.